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Angry & Irritated Sentences, Vol. 39

(Angry and irritated sentences from various sources. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Are you saying that I bore you?"

"You've got a real big mouth on you, you know that?"

"I don't usually advocate for violence, but in this case..."

"I do have a life outside the office, you know."

"If you've got something to tell me, be a man and spit it out."

"When exactly were you planning on mentioning this, or do you suffer from selective memory loss?"

"You're treading a very fine line here!"

"What are you doing in there? Stop spending time in front of the mirror!"

"I'm certainly not a snob, but I really must protest!"

"That's a thoroughly immoral suggestion!"

"I can't believe I let you talk me into this!"

"This is exactly the sort of thing that got you into trouble in the first place!"

"I've got an idea. Why don't we stop worrying about things that may never happen and just get on with our jobs?"

"Didn't anyone ever teach you any manners?"

"Can't you answer your own phone?"

"I don't think you should lecture me on what's right or wrong."

"Don't get so querulous! It's bad for you!"

"I've gone out of my way to help you, and this is the way you repay me?"

"Congratulations on your unprecedented cock-up!"

"Do I need to know what that is?"

"Well done! You bored him into submission!"

"I don't want to talk to you again until you've got something worth talking about."

"If you're going to show me spurious nonsense like this, at least make it new."

"If you're trying to scare me off, it's not working."

"I've tolerated your intrusions, but now you must leave me alone."

"I know your intentions are good, and I know you love me and sympathise with me, but don't patronise me!"

"I'd thank you if I wasn't so mad at you."

"You can't just leave me here!"

"You're never happy unless you're moaning, and even then you're not best pleased!"

"You know your problem? You're no fun!"

"Only one person has a need to know what's the things inside my head, and that person is me."

"You're an idiot. An energetic idiot, but an idiot nonetheless."

"How about we don't get shot today?"

"You left me. I needed you, and you left me."

"There is nothing - absolutely nothing - I like about today!"

"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"

"Stop talking about me like I'm not in the room!"

"You never did learn how to share, did you?"

"Watch your tone! My leniency only extends so far!"

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Angry & Irritated Sentences, Vol. 41

(Angry and irritated sentences from various sources. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Stop running around like a crazy rabbit!"

"Pardon me for saying, but this one bloody great mess you've made!"

"You are such a stubborn man!"

"That's not actually what I wanted to know."

"Don't be petulant!"

"Have you just been watching me?"

"Why are you acting like I'm a kid?"

"I don't want you doing this - for your own sake!"

"I asked you a question. I expect an answer."

"Are you questioning my methods?"

"How was I ever supposed to figure all of this out?"

"Don't lecture me! I'm sick, and I'm tired, and I don't need it right now!"

"Did it never occur to you that you're the problem, not the solution?"

"In all the time I've known you, you have never once taken responsibility for your litany of fuck-ups. Why are you starting now?"

"You have no idea what it's like to be me!"

"Work? Is that all you can think of? Can you think of nothing else?"

"What do I owe this unexpected displeasure?"

"You know the way I don't think enough sometimes? Well, you think too much."

"Are you so self-absorbed you don't realise the position you've put me in?"

"I've done all I can to protect you for as long as I can, but you just don't know how to quit."

"I can't believe he called you 'the well-dressed one'!"

"Just who do you think you are?"

"Would you stop behaving like you're the only person being affected by this?"

"You don't seriously expect me to believe this?"

"Is that your version of an apology?"

"Am I happy? You'll forgive me, but that's really none of your business."

"If you think you can bully me with your bad manners and your high and mighty attitude, you can go to hell!"

"As fascinating as these facts are, there are only so many I can take!"

"When were you going to tell me? Did you think people weren't going to notice?"

"I don't appreciate sarcasm."

"You forgot, didn't you?"

"How are you planning on dealing with all this?"

"Taking the piss out of it isn't going to make it go away, you know!"

"I don't need you to trust me, but you will respect me."

"Do you want to do the job properly, or do you just want to look nice?"

"Now you're just being petty!"

"Why did I have to love you?"

"I want to be left alone."

"In a lifetime of bad ideas, this has got to be your very worst!"

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Angry & Irritated Sentences, Vol. 40

(Angry and irritated sentences from various sources. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"It's not polite to stare."

"Everyone is aware what a distinctive and enviable career path you've carved out for yourself, but you screwed it up!"

"How long are you going to keep up this wounded silence?"

"What did you just do?"

"Look, if you won't fix yourself a drink, sit down and be quiet, will you?"

"Why do you have to disagree with everything I say?"

"I'll have you know, I've been getting compliments on my attire all day!"

"You were supposed to be tying up loose ends, not finding new ones!"

"Didn't I tell you not to bring that up again?"

"I'm not a piece of meat put on this earth for your gratification!"

"You're not very good at this, are you?"

"You always were more balls than tact."

"I want you to quiet down, hear me out, and listen to a little logic and reason!"

"Stop talking weird! You're saying a lot of words that don't make sense!"

"I don't take orders from you."

"You've been told a thousand times not to disturb things!"

"Find some other gullible fool to seduce. I don't have time."

"You made me look a complete fool. Don't you ever embarrass me like that again."

"What the fuck is the matter with you?"

"Your actions have brought an awful lot of trouble to my door too!"

"I'm alright! Will you please just leave me alone?"

"Could you maybe not break everything this time?"

"Do you take pleasure in sweeping things under the carpet, or do you just look as if you do?"

"Is this conversation actually useful?"

"That's low. Even for you."

"If you're going to have a pity party, at least put on better music."

"What's Latin for 'losing the will to live'?"

"I've never been stood up before!"

"Just because I'm successful doesn't make me stuck up!"

"Do you have any idea what you've done?"

"You always want to be the first, don't you?"

"I hate it when you have ideas. It makes me very nervous."

"I assume you're here to apologise?"

"What I do is none of your concern! You should learn a respect for privacy!"

"Is there a reason you're not answering your phone?"

"You've got all those brains and not a scrap of common sense!"

"You are such a narcissist!"

"Is this really necessary? No offence, but you sound kind of crazy!"

"How the fuck have you managed to stay out of prison?"

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Angry & Irritated Sentences, Vol. 38

(Angry and irritated sentences from various sources. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"For Christ's sake! Be a man and not a child!"

"This is unbelievably reckless!"

"Shut up and listen to me!"

"Why did I let you bully me into this trip?"

"Don't think this means I trust you."

"Why would you google me?"

"You know the answer. Don't ask such obvious questions."

"I should arrest you for public stupidity!"

"That was a cheap trick."

"I know that you're not predisposed to silence, but I need you to understand that this is not an audience participation sport."

"You said you were innocent! You lied to me!"

"You have yet to answer my question."

"How long's this going to go on for?"

"That was a very persuasive speech - persuasive, and stupid."

"Why don't you just admit that she got under your skin?"

"For the record, that was the worst apology I've ever received."

"I'm not just an animal that you can let loose on someone."

"You're doing that thing you do. The thing where you disagree just to be disagreeable."

"Did you really think I'd accept your charity?"

"What were you hoping to achieve? Were you hoping to start a scandal?"

"Are you trying to give me an aneurysm?"

"Hey, what's your problem with me?"

"Next time you're thinking about calling me for a favour, please don't."

"Just for once, don't go for the most ludicrously hard option!"

"Why am I not surprised to see you here?"

"Why can't you just leave things alone?"

"I told you this was a stupid thing to do!"

"I can see why someone stabbed you."

"Why are you being more rude than normal?"

"Some things are better kept in your mind than on your tongue."

"Can't you do anything discreetly?"

"Say that sentence back to yourself and listen to how insane it sounds!"

"Just for one day, can you not be such a massive dick?"

"Just what kind of slut do you think I am?"

"You shouldn't be keeping things from me. We're a team."

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Angry & Irritated Sentences, Vol. 36

(Angry and irritated sentences from various sources. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Are you trying to manipulate me? Because I'm long past the point of needing my ego stroked."

"What makes you talk to me in that tone of voice?"

"This choice is extremely impractical."

"Since you are apparently my own personal special problem that I must deal with, I'll handle this myself."

"Can't we just enjoy the evening and talk about the problem tomorrow?"

"You can't just come in here and shoot me because you feel like it!"

"I don't know if you've noticed, but there's a lot of stuff going on in my life right now!"

"When it comes to your motives, I have long since abandoned speculating."

"Even if I spent a week thinking of ways to fuck up my day, I could not have come up with this!"

"I've got to warn you, if I start counting down from ten, I may lose patience at five."

"You do know that we're not allowed to shoot people on sight anymore? And haven't been for, oh, maybe 100 years?"

"What is this? An intervention? Are you here to save my soul?"

"You're worried about me, so I'm going to let the yelling slide. Don't do it again."

"I told you you're not welcome! What the hell are you doing here?"

"I'm getting tired of burying your secrets."

"For once in your life, do what has been asked of you!"

"Nobody ever fucking listens to me."

"I'm currently nursing a hangover as a result of one of the best evenings I've had in a long time. As such, I don't have the bandwidth for casual conversation right now."

"This is almost kidnapping!"

"I'm not even going to dignify that with a response!"

"I've told you before not to ask about my work."

"You know, for a guy who's supposedly changed, you sound an awful lot like you always did."

"Honestly? I think I'd rather stick my dick in a blender."

"Don't shush me!"

"I am not the smartest person in the world, but I'm not an idiot!"

"Look, it's nice that you have a hobby, but I really don't care to hear about this."

"You will not drag me into this!"

"Have I missed word of your appointment to some position of authority?"

"You think you're better than me because you play by the rules? Whose rules? My life is my own."

"You embarrassed me today."

"It's a little early for the big questions, isn't it?"

"I'm not sure that was entirely necessary, but okay."

"In the interest of clarity, I'm going to be as straightforward with this as possible: what's your problem?"

"Do yourself a favour and stop thinking of that gun as a problem solver."

"I can't tell if you're joking or not."

"For a supposedly smart guy, you're making some bad decisions."

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Angry & Irritated Sentences, Vol. 35

(Angry and irritated sentences from various sources. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Say what you're going to say, or prepare for eternal silence."

"You know, I'm not really comfortable with being the bait here!"

"You seem incapable of crediting me as a full and normal person!"

"Don't ever tell me what I can and can't do."

"Don't you dare speak to me like you think you have some natural authority over me."

"You've known me for a long time This is about as far as I care to be pushed."

"I don't want you doing anything until you run it by someone who can actually think!"

"You had a choice. You just chose wrong."

"Do you believe anything you say?"

"You really think I would betray my family?"

"What goes through your mind when you lie to me?"

"I'm going to need Google Translate on my phone if I'm going to keep talking to you!"

"Let me do this! Don't take away the one thing I know how to do!"

"Why don't you stay out of trouble for once, huh?"

"This isn't the time or the place to be drawing people's attention, even for a goddamn fool!"

"Well, I always figured you for a special kind of idiot, but what you have done in the past 12 hours is light years beyond any stupidity even I thought you were capable of!"

"Did you think you could do what you did and there'd be no consequences?"

"Could you please stop just one fucking day?"

"Can you please attempt to resemble something human?"

"Does brevity exist in your repertoire?"

"Is there anything else you screwed up today?"

"Are you trying to be funny? I can't tell anymore."

"You should know better than to ask that."

"What is it that you want me to say?"

"That's rather a low blow, isn't it?"

"Can we just for a second stop talking about what a mess my life is and get back to talking about how you don't need to be here anymore?"

"Do you think you can behave yourself this time?"

"You don't have to lie to me. I'm not a little girl anymore."

"I loathe this time of year."

"What's that got to do with me? Why can't anyone around here sort themselves out?"

"Honestly, I don't have the energy or the interest to continue this conversation."

"I can hear you breathing."

"Who the hell are you to judge me?"

"You can't just turn up unannounced!"

"I'd be grateful if you kept your opinions to yourself concerning my whereabouts and purposes."

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Angry & Irritated Sentences, Vol. 37

(Angry and irritated sentences from various sources. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I will never shed my aversion to tourists."

"There's such a fine line between optimism and delusion."

"Pour me a drink. Arguing with you always makes me thirsty."

"Can we eat now, or do we have to wait until the arguing is over?"

"You're always talking and talking! Enough!"

"I may be a coward, but I'm not a fool!"

"Why haven't you pissed off yet?"

"Are you going to be a problem?"

"You've been avoiding me."

"You're no fun anymore!"

"So, let me get this right: you can risk your life, but I can't?"

"Thank you so much for being here at very nearly the time we agreed."

"You don't get to speak to me like that."

"Why is 'no offence' always followed by something entirely offensive?"

"Quite frankly, I'm astounded at the method you chose to make me such a proposal!"

"I am tired of everybody else doing things for me!"

"Why must you remain so exasperatingly contrary?"

"I have no time for riddles Just speak plain to me."

"Why can't you collect stamps like normal people?"

"You really suck at teamwork!"

"Did you just call me a bitch?"

"Is this why you came here? To judge me?"

"I'd find it offensive if you thought I was behind this. My methods are far more sophisticated."

"Do not even think about going in there! Do not!"

"You believe him over me?"

"You go too far sometimes. Today was a perfect example."

"So that's why you came to meet me in person? You wanted to eyeball me?"

"Don't be such a big drama queen!"

"I don't want any part of your sorry crusade!"

"I detest politics and gossip in equal measure."

"If you're so bloody good, why did they sack you?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I give you the impression that I was asking permission? Because I wasn't."

"This is so unnecessary. Just talk to me."

"What you did today wasn't heroic or selfless - it was moronic and spectacularly reckless!"

"Why don't you just stop with the subtle insinuations? You're actually not very good at it - especially not the subtle part!"