#angsty husband

[the-stray-liger]

I bet Adam

snores

is a lightweight

cuts himself a lot when shaving

wears gloves because he bites his nails a lot

HATES children and they hate him back (probably makes them cry just by looking at them)

is a vegetarian. 

can't drink coffee (I already headcanon him as ADHD and coffee is terrible for people with ADHD. It probably drives him up the walls and his hands shake and it's a disaster).

probably has walked into glass doors more than once.

has really handsome brown eyes with dark, long eyelashes and dark, thick eyebrows (like indian men. I'd kill for those eyes ugh so hot).

is sort of a technophobe

CAN'T. DRAW. FOR SHIT. 

has a huge dong

doesn't curse a lot

doesn't like sweets

and those are just a few of the many headcanons I have for the fucking cow

[the-stray-liger]

I like my boys like I like myself-hot as hell, bad to the bone and inked

Also I like to headcanon the little fucker as Indian so enjoy the brown Adams from now on

[the-stray-liger]

Now the beast has come home to roost He returns with blood on his hands Caught in the trap of meeting the laws of supply and reprimand My blood is boiling.