*a conversation between me and a friend*
Friend: so you're Bisexual and what was the other one?
Friend: wait does that mean you're a lil freaky? (She genuinely asked this 😭)
Friend: oh so what does that mean
Me: I don't want to have sex
Friend: ohhh ok I gotcha, ok my forever virgin friend what do you want for lunch?
Me: what'd you call me???
Friend: what do you want for lunch, you want some extra virgin oil? Or whatever the fuck it's called?
Me: you mean extra virgin olive oil? No why-
Friend: oh shit wait GARLIC BREAD-
Me: ...you know what yeah sure I'm down for some garlic bread
Friend: yes! See this learning stuff ain't that hard now let's go get some garlic bread!