#ceo down

[victusinveritas]

Adjusting things in prison.

[bobby-luv]

[datubooty]

im crying even the birding groups are memeing on this shit

[hot-wire-this-old-car]

compilation of my favorites so far. this energy for 2025 please

[wretchedly]

Yesterday my conservative parents were Shocked and Horrified that the UHC CEO was murdered. Thoughts and prayers etc. I couldn’t make a single joke. It wouldn’t have gone over well. Tragic

Tonight my folks were ranting about how their new insurance denied my dad one medication unless he tried another medication first, then denied that medication because his recent blood tests indicated he didn’t need any medication, never mind that this a direct result of my dad being on the original medication for years

So I chimed in “kinda makes sense that someone went and 86’d the United guy, huh”

And I got to watch the wheels spin in his head for a few seconds before scoffing and saying “yeah. Guess it does”

Seeds are being planted!

[cat-mermaid]

no one was making the obvious joke, i gotta do everything me self

[geminisee]

a fart in the wind x

[onlytiktoks]