okay my brother just found this on my latin teachers fb
Today's fun story: one of my kids, call him C, stuck a rubber band into a candle in another teacher's room and it smelled so bad the neighboring teacher called the office saying there was a fire. The teacher in whose room this occurred requested that I torture C for doing this. When C resisted the whacking that was coming to him, I took his backpack. Inside I found cookies from his girlfriend, M. Instead of just eating them all myself, I nibbled off of each one and put it back. Disgusted, C threw the cookies in the trash. M, the girlfriend, comes in the next class and all she's told is that C threw away her cookies (which I personally found tasty, I made sure to mention). M was quite angry at C. Mission accomplished.