Aug 3, 2018
anissa bjorgman and Matthias Westergaard Manip ~ requested by Carlee
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anissa bjorgman and Matthias Westergaard Manip ~ requested by Carlee
@anissabjorgman @westerxgaard
Anissa Bjorgman finding her way through a field of flowers, which she discovered on one of her first few days at the palace {taken by Matthias}
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Daphne/Jazz (No shame)
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - Forever
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Moderate
How was their first kiss? - They kissed a girl and liked it
Wedding:
Who proposed? - They mutually agreed to get engaged and went ring shopping together
Who is the best man/men? - Zaiden
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Aeria
Who did the most planning? - They hired a wedding planner
Who stressed the most? - Daphne
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - The Turbos, Ariston
Sex:
Who is on top? - Depends on the mood
Who is the one to instigate things? - Jazz
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - A long ass time
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Yes, this is v important
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - At least 2, they’ll each have one
How many children will they adopt? - 0?
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Equal
Who is the stricter parent? - Daphne
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Daphne
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Daphne
Who is the more loved parent? - Jazz
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Both
Who cried the most at graduation? - Jazz
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Jazz
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - They order in a LOT
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Neither?
Who does the grocery shopping? - Jazz, but only because she likes to ride on the shopping cart
How often do they bake desserts? - All the damn time
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Is this a joke?
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - They’d both either plan a surprise for each other, or forget all about it
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Daphne
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Daphne
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - It doesn’t really get cleaned
Who is really against chores? - Both
Who cleans up after the pets? - Both
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Jazz
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Daphne
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Jazz
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Daphne
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Jazz
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Frequently enough
What are their goals for the relationship? - To be cool moms and besties
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Daphne
Who plays the most pranks? - Jazz
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“Well... It’s good, for the most part... It means you’re beautiful... but, also, that you’re sort of, watered down. I just mean that you seem like, you wear yourself down, to make others happy. And when you do that, the beauty sort of gets tainted. Not that you’re not still beautiful—”
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“Anissa. Seriously. You could get us all killed! You could hurt mom and dad back home, Aunt Anna too.” He began, knowing he should keep his composure, even if he was upset with his cousin. “This is reckless. You’ve always been the smart one, you know better.” He scolded. “Why didn’t you tell us? Any of us? At least get our input before deciding to go out and screw around with one of the most threatening people in all of Arendelle.” Ansten was almost sure that Matthias would manipulate his cousin to get information out of her about the kingdom. That was his biggest fear, he would be okay if he got hurt, but not his family back home. He knew he would have to inform his mother and father of the situation, they would better know how to handle this. “I am not going to make you stop seeing him, but I am going to talk to him. How do you even know what his intentions with you are? Men are gross, Nissa. I would know, I am one.” She was twenty, she knew this, her naivety didn’t apply in these scenarios. He was ashamed of the ease she found in potentially harming her whole entire family. It was selfish of her to be so rebellious. He began to pace back and forth in front of the smaller girl. “I do not want for him to break you down, cousin. He may seem like he is enjoying your company, but ultimately he is dangerous.”
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“Sleeping in the bedroom, that sounds like a horrible idea. Where is my bedroom, I do not know....Oh! The library. Books can be awfully boring at times, can’t they. Why don’t we go to the library, do you think anyone is sleeping there?”
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“You mean there’s a chance it might not be?! I’m fine, are you fine? You’re fine, Anissa, you’re always fine. Like pretty, beautiful, you know what I mean.”
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“You’re giving me far too much credit. You’re my cousin, I should be nice to you.”