#anomalously

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anomalously ✍️

fics on ao3: 35 | years active: 2015-2019 | special skill: dirty talk

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greatest hits include:

↳ floating [E, one-shot, 2.4k]

sex while high | finger sucking | somewhat soft They don’t do it all the time —get high, turn on weird ass electronic music that neither one of them would usually listen to and fuck— but it’s fucking amazing; they get so far gone that caring about looking stupid or saying something stupid is the furthest thing from a concern.

↳ boy, i wanna taste you [E, one-shot, 5.2k]

rimming | vibrator | overstimulation Fuck, Mickey’s ass was just… it was Ian’s weakness. Thick, perfect, soft. Mickey’s dark blue boxers were kind of bunched up right under his ass, making it look extra fucking good. Yeah, between the heat and Mickey’s ass, Ian didn’t have a chance in the word. His body was already reacting, needing to put his mouth everywhere on the other man.

↳ and i'm greedy [E, one-shot, 10k]

mechanic!mickey | mobster!ian | porn with plot Ian's boss needs a job done; Mickey's temporarily closed for business.

↳ heartbeat [E, multi-chap: completed, 24.5k]

journalist au | getting together | fluff & smut South Side Native Mends Hearts -the title of the article that Ian Gallagher, probational journalist for Chicago Sun Times, is given the chance to write about Mickey Milkovich, the rags to riches medical engineer. He only got assigned the fluff piece because his brother works with the guy, but Ian’s not one to squander a good opportunity.

↳ the boyfriend experience [E, multi-chap: wip, 122k]

sex worker!ian | dirty talk | they're in love & they fuck a lot The Prompt: Ian: sex worker (male escort, explicit videos: stripping, masturbation, etc) Mickey: client who's an avid fan who gets up the courage to hire ian for "the boyfriend experience" I saw a porn star who said she only sleeps with 1 client & it inspired me **please note that this is an abandoned fic, but it ends in a spicy place & i promise you won't regret reading it!**

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bee's note: this is one of my very favorite authors in the fandom. the smut is beyond hot, she just nails their voices, even when it's soft, & i just hope you really enjoy the fuck outta these fics! xx

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[hillingdontoday]

Police seek public’s assistance following hotel burglary

Police are seeking the public’s assistance following a high value burglary in Heathrow.   Officers were called to reports of a burglary at a hotel on the Bath Road last Friday (9 December) just after midnight.   Upon speaking to the occupants of the room, it was reported that a large quantity of high value jewellery had been taken.   A scene was opened and has since been closed.   No arrests have been made and enquiries continue.   Anybody with any information is asked to call 101 quoting reference CAD 24/09DEC. Information can also be reported anomalously through the independent charity Crimestoppers by calling 0800 555 11. #bathroad #jewellery #burglary #hotelburglary #hotel Read the full article

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The Next Five Years Will Be ‘Anomalously Warm,’ Scientists Predict The past four years have been the four warmest that humans have ever recorded - and now, according to a new scientific forecast, the next five will also probably be "anomalously warm," even beyond what the steady upward pace of global warming would produce on its own.

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TBE & Other update. (anomalously on AO3)

I originally wanted to take a week off of The Boyfriend Experience to work on A World Alone and to clear my head, etc.

Unfortunately the start of that week has been stress and anxiety overload for me -I’m at like 8 right now as I write this (completely unrelated to the fics/writing), so I need to clear my head of THAT shit first. Because I can’t write like this. I want to so bad, but I just physically can’t.

So, just a heads up on that. I’ll probably be back on track after the weekend, I really just need to decompress before I have an actual meltdown.

TL;DR: I’m a mess, please excuse my extended writing break while I get a hold of myself.