#anon wars

[reprovenn]

hi gd tumblr. i may or may not have started an anon war with my friends. @lecaptainpancakes

exhibit a:

fanta nexus has The Golden w/ cosmic cyclone extras, cyclic has sonic wave and swi. a6 has tidal wave (andromeda+ anathema design) and andromeda, zoink has tidal wave (amethyst + ts2), nexus has bloodlust, sary has red world, mindcap has F O C U S keys, Riot has bloodbath, dorami has the yandere/yangire, trick has firework, and exen has aod + the spears.

i put this thing off until two hours ago lol

[lemonhemlock]

It’s not “over-analyzing” to assume an actor knows his character well and has talked to the writers/showrunners about how he’s been framed. “Not to mention he was largely talking about Aemond pre-claiming Vhagar” No, he was saying that Vhagar is his only friend and companion. No one’s analyzing his words like he’s in a court of law but you can not be “behind the scenes” of your family and “never experience unconditional love” (the actor’s own words) while having a lover and being a father. That just does not hold any logic. I’m not trying to convince you of anything but Ewan saying “he was never really there” while growing up doesn’t indicate that he would impregnate his sister with several bastards. Theorizing is cool but people acting as if his words are irrelevant to fit their own headcanons is very weird. Actors can have their own interpretations but Ewan doesn’t strike most people as the type of actor who would create his own HC that’s not aligned with what Miguel and Ryan have told him. His whole motivation is about duty. He calls the Strongs bastards with revulsion and disgust. And then people actually think he would then make his sister mother bastards? It’s probably the most illogical route they could ever take his character in (regardless of ships and pretty fan-art). Even if he did have feelings for her as a ten year old kid, acting on them multiple times is a whole other story.

Anon, I'm not trying to convince you of anything either. I was asked by multiple people in my own inbox and I gave my thoughts on the matter. I'm not going over to anyone's accounts trying to push any agenda. I've already said repeatedly I wasn't going to get my knickers in a twist if this doesn't become canon. So what are we doing here, if, like you said, theorizing is fine?

I'm not having a go, it's just that I don't know how many more times I can repeat the same things. I feel like I already went over those arguments in my helaemond tag & in the previous asks I received today and yesterday. I already talked about how I think Aemond interacts with the issue of bastardy here when I was asked about alysmond.

I'm not discounting Ewan's take on his own character either; I'm just pointing out there's a lot more than goes into a character's on-screen construction than just the actor. I don't believe that is a wild assertion.

You are correct in underlining that there are various levels of helaemond, from having-a-crush to bastard-fathering. However, I've been pretty consistent in pointing out that it's the show-runners choice whether to run with this or not or what flavour of it they settle on. Nowhere have I pretended that this ship is canon, I merely tried to explain where people got helaemond vibes in the first place.

[thunderstruck-edgelord]

*crazy anon is stunned, but not altogether displeased* *nuzzles into smitten from behind* *winks at red over their shoulder* *in one swift motion, takes their collar and runs* *a mustard bottle is now mysteriously balanced on red's head*

((Mun: Leaving it here for Smitten to react first))

[purgatory-destiel]

Way to ruin the fun, Thief Anon™! I don't even know how you knew that, but I had em going that time. *Pouts* -Evil Anon™

“Well, sorry thief anon, but I have switched sides. Evil Anon is now my favorite.” Lucifer smirks as he wraps a wing around Evil Anon. “Anyone that can get Gabriel that annoyed is my best friend.”

“Holy fire, Luci. Holy fire. One of these days I’m gonna douse you in holy oil and make you outrun the flame.” Gabriel just smiles serenely.

Sam clearly doesn’t know what to make of this. “Gabriel, are you seriously threatening Luce?” Not that he could stop the archangel.

“He is, but he won’t actually do that. He knows I’d only double back and catch him before any flame caught up with me.” Lucifer winks at Gabriel, who disappears further into the bunker with a grumble. “Since Evil Anon was just making you run around, and I’m sure your tired, it’s time for you to get to bed, Sam.”

“Definitely. You coming?”

Sam doesn’t have to wait for a response as Lucifer is all over him. They only barely make it back to the bedroom. 

The walls are still not sound proofed. Turns out Lucifer is also a screamer. Only he busts light bulbs out. Every. Single. One.

Dean gets pissed about it and Gabriel has to rate it a perfect 10.

[post-modern-neo-marxism]

ok guys listen up

if you stop filling my inbox with nazbol discourse,

i will draw alpha male x sigma male ship art

BUT ONLY IF YOU’RE GOOD >:(

[post-modern-neo-marxism]

[post-modern-neo-marxism]

nazbol is a gross teenage boy to plays the ear blast version of the soviet union anthem in school hallway in hopes people will laugh. he is a band kid.

[post-modern-neo-marxism]

nazbol is a sticky ipad kid y'all really lusting for that?