Mar 19, 2021
Wasn't a joke, honey
take a shower. I never met a non-greasy Sollux kinnie
go shower right now
ii know iit wa2n’t a joke, iit wa2 ju2t hiilariiou2 two open my iinbox two lmao. ii actually 2howered la2t niight thank you very much.
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Wasn't a joke, honey
take a shower. I never met a non-greasy Sollux kinnie
go shower right now
ii know iit wa2n’t a joke, iit wa2 ju2t hiilariiou2 two open my iinbox two lmao. ii actually 2howered la2t niight thank you very much.
hey bestie i'm afraid to ask you this but can i borrow your juul.
iif you liike creme brulee 2ure.
can actually verify #actuallylivedwithsollux #firsthandexperience, stayed with sollux for a month, never saw him shower once, the dude just naturally radiates this clean lavender aroma from his pores. it keeps me up at night. it’s fucking insane. please listen i know it doesn’t sound true but five times a week his hair would appear magically soaked like he’d dunked it in the rivers used for the salem witch trials but it smelled like doves almond oil conditioner. this isn’t possible because i don’t think he even owns a shower. he might be cursed. oh and one time im pretty sure i saw iridescent bubbles kind of like soap bubbles on his skin it was so fucking scary i don’t even like talking about it, but im sure its just more sollux captor witchcraft. pls don’t ask me to come off anon this was a mortifying experience for me ok ily
what the fuck how could you out me liike thii2.
I have massive diamond eyes for ya bro
you’re goiing two have two get through KK iif you want two keep tho2e pale peeper2 lookiing my way.
there is no way you love all four of your boyfriends/partners equally. they all realize this right. you cant give 4 people equal amounts of attention and love daily. i wonder who your favorite is
iimagiine beiing thii2 retarded.
i am glad we are not friends
now thii2 ii2 what ii’m talkiin’ about.
you cant be intimidating with that posture. sit up king
damn bro thii2 hiit2 a2 hard a2 when TT walked iin the room the other day, looked at me, and went "You really type like a Sollux kinnie." becau2e ii wa2 hunched over my keyboard at a 90° angle.
You're suc)( a loser.
how rude of you, extremely anonymou2 u2er.