There’s this guy in my theatre class and we went to go see a show at the local college and as we pulled up to the show he walked up to my teacher and handed her an orange and said “can you hold this?” And she was like..” Dude how old are you, why can’t you just hold it?” And he was like ” l forgot about it, it was in my pocket” and my teacher was like “okay well why can’t it just stay in your pocket?”
HOW DO YOU FORGET AN ORANGE IN YOUR POCKET










