#another au idea

[hauntedwizardtree]

someone talk me out of a “Percy is Odysseus’s reincarnation” AU where he is born a son of Zeus instead of Poseidon.

please.

[pinstripe-wings]

So the other jazzprowl au idea I had is a mishmash of ‘I’m on observation duty’ where there are settings that are like it, with a ‘Murderbot diaries’ element (aka a SecUnit) mixed with Transformers (humanformers au Autobots vs Decepticons) to make whatever this is.

Long story short: Jazz and Prowl (eventually) meet one another in person after some misunderstandings and become a terrifying force to be reckoned with; one finds somewhere to call home and another has a great time going around with the former to cause chaos for the Decepticons on a whole (and rock the shit of one scientist, possibly two, while they're at it and yeah there’s anomalies about but war crimes come first against their enemies).

More below since I get chatty but mostly just about Jazz and Prowl cause I’ve got. Thoughts (short version first then the longer explanation):

Jazz would be the 'observer' of the anomalies in five areas he's given after he infiltrated the Decepticon ranks. At each location, there is an outdoor temp base set up for Jazz with cameras to observe, a place to sleep, a tiny kitchen and a bathroom: 

[This isn't so bad. Mirage and the others will be able to get all the intel th Autobots will need and I'll be able to help give them the extra time. I don't think there's any trouble those cons must be imagining things.]

Prowl, relieved to finally not be trapped against his will, finds he has trouble expressing himself and is experiencing discomfort in the changes made to his body (made him technorganic, essentially, think murderbot's SecUnit). But Prowl notices he's being watched as he is making his way out of the facility holding cell. He thinks this is the perfect moment to seek assistance and Prowl ends up doing this:

*stares unblinkingly with an intense expression at the camera in an attempt to garner Jazz's attention* 

Jazz: Oh shit an actual humanoid anomaly *reports it*

Prowl: ??? *Does not understand why Jazz is reacting as such, as Prowl vaguely listens in to the audio available in Jazz's location. He decides to follow Jazz from location to location, growing increasingly concerned for the other man's mental health and well-being*

Jazz, each time this happens, wonders how in the hell this 'intruder' anomaly keeps appearing everywhere he goes but is also becoming curious:

[This anomaly could potentially kill me so I better keep my distance …but what would happen if I let it get close enough to speak to it? What would happen then?]

Longer explanation of au idea:

There's whispers of things that have happened in the areas Shockwave has done experiments in outside of claimed Decepticon territory, causing trouble to locals, and that there are possibly newer bases the Autobots aren't aware of.

Jazz infiltrates the Decepticon ranks earlier on to work his way to the right base that will put him closer to those rumored areas (talk of strange things happening, horrifying distorted figures and unnervingly human ones that aren't quite right, etc). Jazz secures the placement of an observer for these areas of interest (near places the Decepticons have as bases. 

Those rumors of anomoulous activities in these places near these bases make some of the rank and file nervous to do their work, as Jazz has previously observed, confirming his team's reports and his own. 

What's needed of Jazz is to stay in a small 'temp shelter' at each of these locations, once a week, to ensure that none of the presumed anomalies or possible intruders encroach onto the nearby Decepticon bases and cause more rumors and even possible missing people's reports. 

While Jazz thinks this will be a great way to allow the rest of his spec ops team closer to the smaller Decepticom bases (and record the locations/any useful info), Jazz soon realizes that each of these areas (abandoned hospital, old military air base, beach house, test facility and an amusement park in disrepair.

These five specifically because of Shockwave's possible meddling in the areas that shouldn't be messed with via science and unregulated experimentation. 

Jazz ends up going from skeptical of the anomalies being grounded in reality and the product of grunt Decepticon fear (and drunken nightmares) to a believer in the messed up science, the unexplainable movements, the odd unnatural beings, and the relentlessness 'intruder' that shows up in each of the five areas. This man, who always finds the cameras to stare directly at Jazz, and successfully gets closer and closer to said cameras.

What Jazz doesn't know who this 'intruder' is; just that he's human-shaped, wearing sleek black and white armor with a splash of red dye in his hair to match the red chevron-like crest on his chest that looked like he was straight out of a video game or movie (not Murderbot diary Netflix armor but more like the book armor version covers but modified for transformers characters). Prowl seems out of place but Jazz can't deny that the man has a piercing stare that screams at Jazz's senses to stay away but also makes him very curious at the same time. What he doesn't know is that Prowl, the 'intruder' Jazz sees everywhere he goes, had been locked away in the test facility, and now that he's out, Prowl he needs help fixing what was done to him and take out the one responsible. 

Jazz doesn't know this.

All he is aware of is the unrelenting intruder with short hair with red highlights (like Blue), those piercing blue eyes and unwavering gaze much too close for comfort even in camera, and is the only main problem standing between Jazz and completing his weekly visits to the five locations. 

Then there's the weekend. Not at all restful with the knocking on the doors, and the rather logical, 'makes sense' insistence of the intruder that Jazz let him in. 

(Prowl has got a processor of sorts and can tank some attacks he'd normally not have been able to, but not without damage and needing repair, so he plans to keep his distance from that ie this makes him think that Jazz is the least likely to cause him harm as there aren't any weapons in the places the man is staying what do you mean he's avoiding Prowl?)

They'll figure it out eventually and Jazz will be quite pleased that their goals align.

[newtdoods]

+ Imagine Lark and Nick in the story of Achilles and Patroclus :D (Lark: Patroclus- Nick: Achilles)

[unbloomingmoonflower]

“The mysterious behind the birth of the Hearteaters was a source of gossip. Some say that witnessing the waking realm’s monstrous atrocities causes one to lose their hearts and turns them into monsters.”  

[watcher0033]

Ok, Midnight Mass and TMA crossover.

What if Angel is an Avatar of the Desolation and of the Flesh?

[stanzoeywade]

Queen B Mamma Mia AU

Okay just hear me out, this has been plaguing my mind ever since I saw the top three girls of Queen B.

I've always loved Mammia Mia, and the sequel just made me fall in love with it even more. So now imagine the cast of Queen B as mamma mia characters.

Chloe St.James as Harry, who's the awkward "bad girl", who is actually the sweetest thing ever. She's just very very awkward.

Veronica Lombardi as Bill, because we all know that she's gorgeous and is probably the flirtiest of them all. The type to fall for everyone and everything too fast and too deep.

Poppy Min-Sinclair as Sam because I really want her to fall in love with MC, but they argue because she's already engaged to Carter and MC find out which leads to angst.

MC as the carefree bad bitch that is Donna, who absolutely enjoys freedom and experiencing new things. The type of girl that you can't help but fall for.

If you think that I should write this please reply or like this post. I might write a different ending for each of them, so like if you're a Chloe, Poppy or Veronica stan, I'll write one for each of them.

[sorry-im-just-weird]

okay so i drew plush sheldon (prepoint shallare i believe) and my brain went : yo what if you made an au out of this so uh yeah i have another adventure forward au it’s plush tho Stars = thread / Spool of thread (might change :/) Red Coins = Buttons Symbol = Pin Everybody is p l u s h idk what cyalm is but I think everybody is plush

[zylistic]

*kicks open door*

Hermitcraft BAND AU.