Jul 15, 2019
What it I... *licks Dio’s ass*
Dio turned his head to the anon, wide-eyed.
“Did i, Dio, say you could lick my ass..?”
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What it I... *licks Dio’s ass*
Dio turned his head to the anon, wide-eyed.
“Did i, Dio, say you could lick my ass..?”
(event ask) Hello, Master Dio. I come from the future. I was curious as to what your past was like, of course I got permission from master, he said it was okay. Allow me to show you your future. *shows you your future, as a vampire, your mansion, your servants and people who fight for you, the stardust crusaders* How do you feel about all this?
Dio covered his mouth. “I look beautiful..” He was more amazed by himself than everything else, that is until he got distracted by the servants. “So many people, so many riches..My body looks fantastic!~” He had a dumb smile on his face.
“What creature did i become..?” Dio was fascinated by how he could live so long. “-Oh the fashion..” He noticed how “not formal at all” his future-self’s clothing was, he couldn’t help but stare. “Oh my..”
Event ask: Dio my sweet, I must know what your favourite book is
“Moby Dick is Jonathan’s favorite, i think mine is The Brain as an Organ of Mind. It simply discusses in depth of how the brain works, basically everything about it. I find it to be very interesting. Jonathan is more of a fan of grand stories and fairytales..” Dio narrowed his eyes.
((( *when you have to research when part 1 took place, when Moby Dick was made, books made in the right timeline that fits the era. When you have to find a book that fits Dio, when you have to find out what that book is about* you’re welcome )))
Dio!!!
Dio shook his fist. “JOJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” He yelled. Then sat back down, clearing his throat. “I apologize, i don’t know what came over me...”
Dio was a chaste prissy dandy boy with a fixation on Jonathan in part 1, then after taking Jonathan's body he becomes a huge slut who sends nude selfies to a 60 year old man, seduces a bunch of henchmen into serving him out of horniness, keeps a twinky concubine full of Cream on hand, and seduces an Italian priest. DIO gets horny off corrupting goodness, specifically Jonathan's goodness. DIO is beyond gay, he has transcended human sexuality. Dr. Freud would have a lot to say.
“I would say that is pretty accurate, and yes..I have transcended-Doctor what?” Dio tilted his head, he was impressed by how much they knew and how accurate they were. “Goodness is overrated..” Dio rolled his eyes.
*Hol Horse busts the door down* LORD DIO N'DOUL IS HOGGING THE XBOX AGAIN AND HE CANT EVEN SEE IT SO WHY DOES HE ALWAYS TAKE IT FROM US I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE ROYALE
“Tell him i said that the man with a horse fetish can get back on the device” Dio smirked, he was in the mood to just DESTrOy Hol Horse with insults.
*turns the world into a chibi* this what u get for being a butt, dio
“No, MY PRECIOUS STAND! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU MONSTER..” Dio held The World in his hands. “He is precious..He didn’t deserve this..”
Do vampires get hungry or thirsty?
“They cannot get hungry necessarily, or thirsty. It can feel like a very strong hunger when craving blood, a burning sensation can flame up in the stomach. The chest can ache, the body craving for more red blood cells through it’s veins. Strong urges can drive you to insanity, i have rarely held back that long. But when i did, it was horrid” Dio squinted. “So maybe that answers your question..”