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Okay, judge me for being a jikooker if you want but like do you think I'm supposed to be pissed or something that in the first episode or two of my perfect ship honeymoon getaway, I had to watch my ship admit they haven't really been keeping up with each other outside of work, listen to how JK wasn't really into doing the show coz he was too busy for honeymoonin' and watch a cute domestic phone call between Taekook where JK tells Tae he loves him TWICE? 😠

Like is that supposed to sting or something because I totally fell for HYPE's ship bait marketing scam? 😡

Like am I supposed to be mad that I signed in for jikook and got subbed to Taekook No Space Couple instead? 🤬

Is it supposed to HURT that all I got was blueballed because my fantasies and fanfiction got no service? Not Internet service, not dinner service, not fan service, not even pour your own coffee at the local roach motel service 😬

Am I supposed to be pulling my hair out because like my ship is literally together ALONE on screen in front of my eyes and all my cute jikook moments are dammmmn taekook moments instead? Like legit what are they always sitting so close together all of the time and why is it somehow Tae's fault? 🤨

Do you think I'm like, in a group chat, talking about how much I wanna elbow drop JK and how I'm never gonna buy another song of his again because he wouldn't shut up about 'V this, Taehyung that, remember when we.. ' 🥺

Like for real, do you honestly think I'm writing 'save Mochi' think pieces on Twitter and wishing seven forms of death on Taekook as we speak? 😪

I mean, let's be realler. Am I literally putting together a 16 PowerPoint slide petition to BiGDAM LIARS asking where my fxxxxx lovely couple show is and WTF happened to it and where TF did Kim Taehyung even come from anyway? Like who invited him and why was JK so damn happy about it and what makes him think he has the nerves to cheat on me....I mean, cheat on Mochi baby? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Like what do you take me for? The kind of person who is really so unbothered and honestly doesn't care enough to even be here writing asks about it to the ♧enemy♧or something? 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

😂😂😂..

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today is a good day !! my niall merch finally arrived , got a t shirt, hoodie and a tote bag and it came with the cutest card . (i count it as a valentine’s day card 🥰) and niko liked my newest post on my art insta !!! i couldn’t be happier ♥️♥️

Girl, you sound about 13. When are you going to date a real guy instead of fawning over these popstars?

when are you going to worry about your own life instead of mine ? just asking ..

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