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Another Incorrect Quote

Crowley, keeling over on the ground: "Five glasses of egg nog is too much for one thing."

Aziraphale: "Oh dear, you look terribly sick!"

Crowley, face first on the floor: "Thanks, I try."

now this? this is FIRE..... hehehe PUN

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I think he Zilla and Zilla Jr. would have it easiest with Shin Godzilla, since they're some of the fastest land-based kaijus in the godzilla franchise, not to mention good climbers and diggers, so they'd have an easier time to just go "NOPE!" and get out of there.

You might be right, they can really nope the hell out, far away from Shin

#Godzilla #Godzilla King of the Monsters #zilla #they run fast #far far away #shin godzilla #another pun

There should be a bisexual vampire that always wears a shirt saying ‘don’t worry I don’t bi-te’

Oooh anon I love this concept! Jskdksksks

If I may add more T-shirts that say:

"I can bite both ways"

"I put the bi in bite"

"Proud to be a certified vam'bi're"

"i am Count Bi-racule"

"yes I am a vam-bi-re. Yes i have bangs fangs."

" not your fanged bi-tch here "

#ooh this was too on point #another pun #get it?#huhu #guys please add more bi vampire puns!!!!!#add! more!#also #thank you anon for this wonderful concept #i love this ask sm!#( i apologize in advance if i made an offensive joke without realizing it)#(that is not my intention)#(so if i have done something wrong #please tell me about it so i can delete it and remember it)#anyway #skjdkskska

I had an Epiphany at work

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"Please don't hand anyone the royal shaft."

Oh- so his son was a kind man, then? That gave Regis a profound sense of relief. He’d always worried he’d end up exactly like Mors, and his future son would not fare well.