#crisco

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I feel like if I died and someone went through my phone to figure out where I was from and they found this video they’d probably figure it out pretty quick

[remixingreality]

[vintagepromotions]

Advertisement for Crisco vegetable shortening, featuring a recipe for Crisco's Rainbow Cake (c. 1950).

[warmfuzzyphoto]

[cookingitoldschool]

[maecliketheweapon]

Miss beard and her dog crisco..........

And thats not even mentioning the 1970s gay club Crisco Disco and the obvious tie to the gay community that crisco has, and then obviously we know what beard refers to.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[thegikitiki]

Nothing captures the chaotic energy of 1980s domesticity quite like Loretta Lynn performing a drive-by editorial on a recipe card. The sheer audacity of crossing out "margarine" as if it were a scandalous typo, only to replace it with a shelf-stable tub of "butter-flavored" vegetable lipids, is the kind of gaslighting we just don't see in modern advertising anymore.

We would be remiss if we didn't mention Loretta’s hair, which is perfectly coiffed to withstand the heat of a 375°F oven, and her nails are painted a shade of "Revlon Red" that suggests she hasn't actually touched a bowl of shredded coconut in her entire life. It’s a beautiful relic of an era when we were convinced that "artificial flavoring" was just nature’s way of saying "I love you," provided a country legend was the one delivering the message.

Source: July 1987 Good Food Magazine.