#another submission

[incorrectlookism]

Did you notice the stuff in chapter 79? How Daniel(sorry, I got used to these names eventually *sigh*) said, "It was the first time the three of our paths began to cross" or something along the same lines, I guess(been a while since I last read that) and I can't tell you how happy I was when I saw that because idky I always loved Eli/ Jang Hyun and was just waiting for him! And now with this Hostel stuff going on(even before that, actually), I always had a feeling Eli was the head of Hostel and I've been slowly feeling it's actually true, and we might get some back story on him and I CANNOT WAIT AGGHHH I NEED MORE OF HIM, NOW.

Sorry I had to vent all that somewhere, I have no friends who read Lookism lmao

[batfamilyposts]

I hate it when old people tell me I’m too young to be tired because, well, you’re too old to be alive, yet here we are.

Damian Wayne (probably)

[cabinofimagines]

Tripping hard: Part 2

And here is part 2, still no pairing! I just split it up, because for 1 part it was a bit long. Here you go!

“So, you are saying that there are books,” Piper started. “Yup.” “And those books describe our lives?” she finished. “Yes. And my guess is that we are in the Mark of Athena at the moment.” You stated. You had just explained everything, leaving out the movies of course, and it seemed that everyone believed you. You were now sitting in the dinning place. “So, what are we going to do now?” Leo asked, still smiling widely from the fact that he was one of the most loved characters. “Well, I don’t know.” You answered “This is all cool and stuff, but I think I got to go back sometime.” “I also suspect that the gods won’t like it, that you know what is going to happen.” Piper said. You nodded. Suddenly there was a loud blast on the deck, and alarms started going off. “What the?” you mumbled while everyone started to get up. When you were about to also go on deck Frank, who was walking before you, turned around. “Maybe it is better for you to stay downstairs. Safer, you know?” You shook your head and pushed past him. Whatever was going on was also your business. It could hurt your favourite characters!

As you arrived on the deck you noticed that the Argo II was under attack. Some weird looking  gigantic fish? Whatever it was, it had a huge head, about the size of a dump truck, needle-sharp teeth and as finishing touch greenish-blue scales that covered its head.  It was about to strike down on the mast, but Frank shot an arrow towards its head. The arrow just reflected and disappeared into the sea. “Leo! Get the ship into the air!” you heard Annabeth scream from the other side of the ship. “The fuck!” You screamed when the head ascended once more onto the ship. This didn’t happen in the books! You noted how everyone was trying to stop the beast, while you were just standing there, useless. “Well shit..” You mumbled and started running towards the person who was the closest to you, which happened to – still – be Frank. “Hey! Can I do something?!” you screamed over the sounds of the ravaging beast. “Get down!” You heard Jason yell and you grabbed Frank and took him down to the ground with you, just in time because not even a second later and the head of the fish beast had passed right over us. “Thanks.” Frank breathed out.

 You were already standing up, when the Agro II suddenly started going upwards. “The beast is holding the ship too hard! We can’t go higher like this!” Leo yelled. You looked around at what you can do, but in all honesty you didn’t know how to fight, you didn’t have a weapon, and everything was chaos. ‘How do demigods do this normally?’ You asked yourself. You felt the air going static, and suddenly saw a flits, indicating that Jason had used lightning to try to make the beast lessen its grip, sadly without success. “I need a weapon.” You told yourself, when suddenly Piper flew into you.

You landed harshly onto into the railing, but you stayed onto the ship, luckily. “Piper! Are you alright?” you asked, but she just grunted. You saw that she had her dagger, Katoptris, loosely in her hand. “This will have to do.” You said while you grabbed the dagger. Firstly you put Piper in a better, safer place though. You don’t want her to accidently fall of the ship now, do you? You stood up and looked at the monster.

“What kind of monster is it? How can you beat it?” You asked yourself, when it hit you. No not the beast, but how to beat it. There were a few scales missing from its head, so if you could hit it right there with the dagger! Would it mean that you will die? Possibly, but hey, you are the number 1 of the Leo Valdez, Nico di Angelo and technically all characters protection squad. You can do this! Or at least, you hoped that you can.

“Hey! Fish head! Yeah you! You want some of this?!” You yelled as loud as you could so the beast would turn his head to you. It worked, for like one second, and then it turned back to trying to destroy the Agro II. “Hey!” You tried again, this time swinging your arms above your head “Stop ignoring-“ “What do you think you are doing? Are you trying to get yourself killed?!” Leo grabbed your arm. “Maybe.” You said sarcastic. “I am not going to let that happen. Just stay close to me.” Leo commanded you. ‘Aww he cares about me.’ You thought ‘But I got to do this. Best shot – tell him the plan.’ “Uhm Leo, I have a plan. You see those missing scales? If we could hit it with something it might kill the beast.” You told him. Leo looked up at the head and nodded. “But how are we going to hit it?” He asked while looking at you. “I was planning to launch myself at the head.” You told him. “That will kill you!” “Well, this thing needs to be stopped and-“ You started. “No. You are not going to get yourself killed. Maybe if we can reach Jason he can stab the beast, or Frank can shoot and arrow.” Leo started rambling.

You knew he was right, and started looking for someone else to help you kill the beast, when the head of the beast was right above you. “Leo…” you said. “What!” He yelled. You pointed your finger up, frozen in fear. Leo looked up and his eyes widened. Suddenly you came out of your shock and pushed Leo away. When the beast came down you readied the dagger and hit him right in one of his eyes. While you were still holding on to the dagger, the beast moved upwards taking you with him. “Shi-AAAAAAAHHHHHHH” You screamed loudly enough to be heard on Olympus. The monster moved underwater, trying to shake you of. You felt water getting inside your lungs, but kept holding on. Finally the monster came back up, and you sat on its head. Holding on to the gigantic scales you removed the dagger and stabbed it in the flesh of the beast. This resulted in that the beast became dust and you started falling. ‘Well this is it. RIP me’ you thought, when suddenly you were back inside the void. ‘Again?’ looking around you saw a red spot instead of white this time. The spot became bigger and bigger until you were falling, towards the ground. You fell face flat on the ground, and sat up to see that you were back in your school. “Did I just trip?” you mumbled and went to stand up, when you noticed that you had Katoptris in your hand.

“Oh man”

[jayankles]

I Hate IKEA

Pairing: Sam x Reader

Word Count: 504

A/N – another submission for @thing-you-do-with-that-thing ’s #SPN HIATUS WRITING CHALLENGE 2017 and #SPN HWC - WEEK 2 using the quote: ‘Are we completely sure that’s how it’s supposed to look?’

‘What the fuck have you done?’ Dean asked Sam, hoping that his voice wasn’t loud enough for you to hear. He tilted his head at the badly built crib. Holding the image that came with the box, he eyed it before flicking his eyes between the picture and the real life hunk of pieced together wood before him. ‘Are we completely sure that’s how it’s supposed to look?’

Sam gave his older brother his patent bitch face and clenched his jaw, the wood in his hands practically screaming for Sam to loosen his grip on them. ‘You know what, Dean, you can come here and do it yourself.’ He ran his hand through his long chocolate locks. ‘I have been in this damn floor for three hours reading these stupid instructions, that don’t even make sense, and my ass has gone numb; I’m not even sure I still have one.’

‘Okay little brother, TMI. Are you sure it’s not you that’s pregnant and not your wife?’ Dean snarked with a grin on his face, overcoming his initial discomfort of his brother’s ass.

‘Fuck you, Dean! You can do this yourself since you haven’t done anything but run ya mouth about how I can’t get it done.’ Sam angrily spat, more annoyed that he couldn’t put together the simple crib but could take out a whole nest of vampires. He just didn’t want to admit it.

What he didn’t know what that you were on the other side of the closed door rubbing the round plumpness of your pregnant stomach, giggling softly as you heard Sam throw a tantrum worse than a toddler who couldn’t get what they wanted. You rolled your eyes and shook your head, biting your lip to remain as quiet as possible to hear the continuation of Sam’s tirade.

You had finally had enough of there bickering and decided to put an end to it, you opened the door and cleared your throat, gaining both of their attention. Dean’s smug smile fell of his face and magically appeared, almost like it leaped on your husband’s at the sight of you. ‘You okay to finish up in here, I need to talk to Sam.’ You said, acting none the wiser, pretending you hadn’t heard their conversation.

‘Oh, yeah, sure. You go catch up and what not.’

‘Thanks Dee.’

You walked off, leaving Dean to his own devices and skills. Sam wrapped an arm around your shoulder while the other softly spread across the expanse of your ballooning belly, you leaned into his shoulder and contentedly sighed, as a sense of calmness and warmth momentarily ran through you. Sam had felt movement your stomach and detatched himself from you, crouching down in front of you so he was face to face with your stomach.

‘Hey kiddo, how’s my little soldier doing today?’ The child inside you responded for himself before you could, kicking you.

It was rudely interrupted as you heard Dean shout.

‘I hate IKEA. We are never, ever, shopping there again!’

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[hadescavedish]

rick wakeman as a lady. he looks like a swedish model lol

wtf she is!!!!!!

[ammycharizard17]

[hadescavedish]

mike and tony through that faceapp filter (i hope i’m not bothering u with submissions i’ve been doing these for fun and thought you’d enjoy them)

anyway mike is kind of cute as a lady…

You’re not bothering me, they look great!!  But also, I’d like to show the thing I’ve done before ;) (That reminds me the app may not be accurate so my drawings still have sense XD)

[movedyourchair505]

I know, I know - another submission. But you’d have hated me had I put this into asks.

Babe, you exceeded my expectations sooooo much. I missed them incredibly. That was glorious and not only are they both full of fire and burning desire for each other, I am for them. I love that you didn’t specify when this was, because honestly, I could see it happening five days or five years after the end of the main story, but god, I love these petty drama queens. As I’ve mentioned once or twice, she’s iconic. Her shopping bags being held by Matt, I love how she’s so comfortable in her life now, truly has everything she wants.

Everything about him is hot, ugh, every description has me shook over how gorgeous he is (and after seeing him today I’m not okay). They are so married and comfortable together, but still so excited to see each other and that’s what I love so much about it, the warmth I feel reading the way they drink each other in, study each other before they have even touched. You just know they never get bored of coming home to each other, of being strong and in love with each other, of being on top of the world together.

Of course he wants to see what she’s bought, what he’s bought her and she just laps up the attention as always, thrives on him watching her. Them kissing whilst she’s naked and he’s fully dressed is still always a mood, but he’s so weak for her after one kiss, not being able to kiss her again because he’s a weak mess, needs her, and it’s so poetic despite the desperation. The moment when he came up behind her gave me chills, mmmm. I love you attacking me with unplanned, unexpected smut. Him smoking whilst she’s working on him is incredibly rude, but so him. The cockiness, the arrogance, even the way he breathes. That was everything and more, the constant struggle for dominance, the thrill of a challenge, her need to impress him, I never get bored of their every reaction. I hate how he simply has to say everything he is thinking or going to do, is incapable of surprise or keeping it to himself, wants her to know how much he’s going to ruin her. Weak whenever he kisses her neck or pushes his nose to her jaw, the softness and adoration laced in their interactions despite the heat for each other gets me. 

Then the fight, ooooh fook, I hate them both so much. They’re both petty af, Alex craves dominance and can’t control his possessiveness, the thought of someone even looking at his girl but Jade isn’t used to being told no by him, wants a reaction, loves the power she has here by knowing how angry he is. She doesn’t even care about the dress deep down (although yes girl teach your man a subtle lesson about feminism), but just has to drag it out because of how difficult he’s being. Them both constantly trying to out do each other - her walking away, sitting in the car so that he has to move round to the other side, the drink he refuses to share, the sitting apart, the lack of touch, the straw, the cigarette girl, the way she flirted with Miles. Love Mi here, he’s happy playing along and probably speaking his truth about his dreams haha, but he also just wants his OTP to be okay, can sense the tension, knows they’re both too proud to give in, is waiting for one of them to cave. Alex knows that nothing would ever happen with them, that they wouldn’t betray him, but the idea is still too much, the images and jealousy eat him up inside and he can’t handle it, threatens her with sexual pleasure, coaxes her to give in in the only way he knows how. Imagine Miles just so happy now he knows they’re fucking haha.

I love the fear and tension here, that they both know deep down it’ll be fine but they are also terrified that the damage is permanent, that they’re too angry with each other. It would be out of character for either of them to apologise so they just forget about it, move on. Him pulling her into his lap is such a relief for me and her. What’s a salacious fight over a dress when you’ve both nearly died protecting each other? They’re needy for attention and validation, the possessiveness of each other, the desire and pent up frustration that fighting gave them, the need to kiss (fuck) and make up so clear in their body language, their idiotic nicknames and proclamations of love.

I’m obsessed, weaker than ever for Al right now and you’ve made me fall deeper in love with them, their journey, their gorgeous character development, this snippet of daily life with my fire bitch and mafia idiot. I’m not okay. Not even this “ask” does it justice. A new fave for sure. Thank you for alway providing quali-tea content, for making me happy and for being as talented and wonderful as you are. There’s nobody like you, I love you endlessly 💞💞💞💞💞

Babeeee!! 

We planned this in so many different versions, so I’m glad I could stil surprise you with it and exceed your expectations! And I’m glad you think it works without a time stamp, they’re always going to be petty and fiery and completely obsessed with each other. Jade knew exactly where she wanted to be and now she’s right there, daring, coming home to her man with security carrying her shopping. She’s annoying, isn’t she?

I’m also happy I was able to attack you with the smut, he’s such a cocky idiot and she just loves it, loves stripping for him, loves his attention and he is literally incapable of shutting up. Every time he talks he just gets more annoying, I am just so in love with writing this mafia idiot. Thank you for saying the smut in general was hot though even though it was just a tiny bit haha and I’m relieved that you think it was all in character, that this is natural for them and that they would absolutely act this way, Miles as well because he really just wants his OTP to be okay. And you’re right haha they’re such petty idiots fighting over this when they’ve literally been in life-threatening situations together, they really have no chill, do they? 

Thank you for being absolutely lovely and supportive and helping me with this again, I love you so much and you’re such an inspiration!! This wouldn’t exist without you!! 💓💕💖💙💜