Writer: Okay, so this is my very cool charchter!!! Do you like them???
Me, interested: Wow, they tlook great!! Good job!!
Writer: Yeah, they have this really cute love interest too!
Me knowing the drill: *nods head in apporoval* mhmmm
Writer: But-!! There’s more
Me, loving plot-twists: Oh?
Writer: Yes!! Not only is this character a civilian, but they’re also a superhero
Me, my wig having been yeeted and snatched into oblivion: Yah don’t say!
Writer: They have this really cool super power
Me, already knowing the process of selling your soul and signing the forms: grEaT
Writer: So.. Do you like them??
Me, finally comping myself and sipping tea: Yes, this character is antiquate and satisfies all of my needs. Thank you very much
Writer: Oh! By the way, I also have this very deep super-villian who just happens to be the love interest
Me:
Writer:
Me: *deep inhale*
Me: TAKE ALL OF MY MONEY