#anotheronebitesthedeaks

[isitstraightvodka]

Mutuals as Queen albums?

queen - @imsusx

queen ii - @funkytalia

sheer heart attack - @meddowsmoon

a night at the opera - @mrfahrenhcit

a day at the races - @meddrowse

news of the world - @theredspecials

jazz - @hermajestyborhap

the game - @laedymoon

hot space - @hannafuckingsucks

the works - @drivenbybri

a kind of magic - @gwil-lee

the miracle - @sonic-volcano

innuendo - @innueendo

made in heaven - @brianmayislongaway

thank u dearie! xx

mutuals as [x].

[almightyellie]

most places you can buy a vibe from use discreet packaging and billing, so it won't be outwardly obvious what's in the box!

for sure! i’m less worried abt packaging and more worried about the box being opened by someone 😬

[a-night-at-the-0pera]

Congrats on 1k bby!!! Can you do S9 with Mister Deacon pleathe?

S9: “I want to kiss every inch of your body.”

This blurb became the “how many different pet names can I put in here” challenge...smut (18+ only) under the cut! 

His lips roam over your body, trailing the sweetest ofkisses along the sweat-sparkling skin.

“John, please…don’t tease me.”

At your protest, he smiles softly up at you, shifting to placea lingering kiss on your lips. You moan softly, hooking a leg around him to bringhis hips closer to yours. John laughs and ever-so-gently pulls your calf away.

“Patience, beautiful…Iwant to kiss every inch of your body.”

“And I want youto hurry up,” you whine, wriggling underneath him.

“Eager, are we?” he whispers in your ear, trailing hotkisses from your ear to your collarbone. “I thought you would like this,sweetheart. That you would like me worshipping you.”

“I do, I do,” you pant, bucking your hips up at him, “but Ineed you, John. Please.”

He smiles at you, pulling away for just a moment to lookright into your eyes. “You have me, (Y/N). Always.”

It is you this time that pulls him in for a kiss, hot andpassionate and gentle, the perfect storm of emotions and lust and love. Everytime with John feels like both the first time and forever.

John lets out a little teasing growl, biting your lip beforepulling away. He deftly shimmies down between your legs, tossing your thighsover his shoulders with a wicked little grin. “I did say I was going to kissevery inch, didn’t I?”

He places a few tender, achingly slow kisses to the insideof your thighs before finally placing his lips where you need him most. Eventhe first teasing lick to your clit is enough to make you groan, your thighsinstinctively tightening around John’s head. Unbothered, he keeps eating youout, and you can feel his lips turn up into a smile as your moans grow moredesperate.

Your legs twitch with every touch, betraying just how pitifullyclose you are, how desperate John has made you with just his lips. He can tell,knowing your body like the back of his hand.

“Cum for me, darling. I know you’re close.”

All you can do is moan, grinding yourself onto his eagertongue. John licks a long stripe up your glistening folds before sucking onyour swollen clit, rolling the sensitive bud between his teeth. The sensationis otherworldly, and it hurtles you over the edge, your orgasm seizing yourbody in a series of pleasurable spasms. John pulls away and massages your thighsas you come down, hair plastered to your forehead in sweat. He crawls up your bodyagain, this time planting slopping kisses on your stomach, chest, and neck witha lazy intimacy, pulling you close to him.

“That was amazing, John, thank you.”

“I told you,” he mumbles between kisses, “good things come to those who wait, my love.”

Come celebrate 1k with me! <3

[deaksandgeeks]

😊📚🏫

😊 : what makes you happy?

Oh gosh! Lots of stuff.... Yummy food (especially when I manage to cook it myself), ALL the animals, clean laundry, good weather, buying fresh flowers for my bedroom...

📚 : what's your favourite book?

Oh God, this probably sounds so dumb, but I really like Cujo 😂

🏫 : if you’ve gone to college/university, what did you study? if not, what would you like to study?

I tried going to university three (3) times for organic chemistry and then for general arts and flunked out all three, before I realized several years later that I have really bad ADHD 🤷 if I do go back again, it'll definitely have to be for something involving a lot of math, because that shit really gets my motor running.

Thank you so much, lovebug!! 💛

[shels-kpop-main]

35 with whoever you want to write it with 💙

35. I haven’t slept in ages.

It wasn’t the longest tour John had ever been on. But it was the first tour after the two of you moved in together. You didn’t realize until after he had left, just how much you had gotten used to sleeping next to him. So much so that you found yourself sleepless on a growing number of nights.

By the time John arrived home, you were surviving solely because of your job and a never-ending stream of coffee.

You were in the bedroom folding laundry when you heard the front door swing open. The towels were dropped onto the bed, abandoned, as you almost sprinted to the front of the house.

John was setting his bags down when you launched yourself into his arms.

“Hello, my love–oof!”

You almost knocked him over, but he found his balance as you giggled into his shoulder. John wrapped his arms around your waist and hugged you tightly, inhaling the smell of your hair. He’d missed it dearly.

Finally, you pulled back, feeling suddenly exhausted but happy.

“Hi,” you breathed, brushing hair out of your face. John helped you, pushing hair away from your eyes. The look on his face was indescribable.

“Hi, love. How are you?”

“I’m good,” you said, burying your face in his shoulder. “Just tired.”

“Me too. I haven’t slept in ages,” John replied, rubbing your back gently. You nodded into his neck, wanting to fall asleep right there.

“Same here,” you mumbled. “I don’t know why, I just… couldn’t get a proper sleep without you next to me.”

John smiled into your hair and kissed the side of your head.

“Come on, love. Let’s find something to eat, and just call it a night.”

“That sounds good to me,” you agreed, and led John into the kitchen to eat. But he tugged on your sleeve.

“Love, you look exhausted. Let’s just order take-out,” John suggested. You nodded, trying to blink the sleep away.

You sat on the couch as John ordered the Chinese food. It was only when he sat down that you realized he never asked you what you wanted. But he didn’t have to; he already knew your order.

You and John sat quietly, just enjoying each others’ presence. When the doorbell rang, announcing the arrival of your food, John looked down at you. You were fast asleep, head leaned against his shoulder. John smiled to himself, then slowly got up to prevent waking you.

You woke up without him next to you, however, and you were stretching and yawning by the time he returned with the food. John grinned at you before unwrapping your dinner and handing it to you. You took it gratefully, and settled into his side when he sat back down.

The two of you ate with the TV on low volume, chatting intermittently in order to catch up. John cleared the coffee table for you, and turned off the TV. It was barely dark outside, but he was ready to sleep, and he knew you were, too.

“I’m so tired,” you muttered, yawning again. John chuckled, and took your hand.

“Come on, love. Let’s go to bed.”

You were asleep ten minutes later, curled into John’s side as his arm rested across your shoulders. It was the soundest you’d slept in a long time, and John was just as peaceful, snoring lightly next to you.

[zodiacal-dust-and-curls]

So, I feel like we were robbed of a particular scene in Borhap. Because I'd love to see the story of John coming up with the bass line for Under Pressure, and then forgetting it after they all went for pizza. And I feel like Joe would have nailed it.

YOU’RE SO RIGHT. 

After seeing him in Dear Sidewalk, I feel like he does a great job of forgetful/clueless. So he would absolutely nail forgetting an iconic baseline. 

Also, could you imagine Ben!Roger reminding him. I feel like it would have let both of them shine a little more, tbh. 

Thank you for sending this in!!! 🖤

[moviesbi]

top 5 mutuals 💖 also ilysm and i hope you're having an awesome day 💕

i have so many that i love i cant just do five ok

@mazzelloplots @joemhazzello @mazzerello @freddiesmercvry @joemazzhello @anotheronebitesthedeaks (obviously duhhh) @anotheronebitesthedeacon @queenscoolcat @dr-tim-murphy (absolutely amazing writing i swear) @mrbenhardys @benhvrdys @instantezra @acquiles @disco-deakyy @gwilymz @hottestofspaces @johndeaconlesbian @cheesydeacy

[almightyellie]

there's a vibe (it's high-key Esspensive but w/e) that syncs up with the audios. just throwing that out there 👀

omg i saw that and i’m........SO intrigued. sigh maybe for better days