When Louie is fired from LaRusso Auto after (indirectly) setting Johnny's car on fire, Anoush is left behind, which probably shouldn't bother him as much as it does.
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Light Pollution
M, one-shot (10.2k) - Part 1 in a series
Anoush and Louie have to spend three days together at an auto convention in Las Vegas. On their final night, Louie takes charge and drags Anoush out for a proper Vegas night on the town. Well...that was the plan, anyway.
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The Problem
E, one-shot (10.1k)
Anoush and Louie move in together because they're the only ones who can stand each other. Louie doesn't really like wearing clothes.
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Homebodies
E, one-shot (12.8k)
*Co-authored with @cristobalsifuentes (wehohank)
Daniel and Amanda take the whole family on an extravagant Hawaiian getaway to celebrate Sam's high school graduation. Begrudgingly, "the whole family" includes Louie. And Anoush, for some reason. And Louie and Anoush have a big secret, which everyone already knows about.
love having a secret passion for anoush/louie because like yeah i love danzen and cobra husbands and all that but have you guys seen gay background characters 2 and 3
Another Anoush/Louie one-shot smutfest by meeeee and @cristobalsifuentes
Daniel and Amanda take the whole family on an extravagant Hawaiian getaway to celebrate Sam's high school graduation. Begrudgingly, "the whole family" includes Louie. And Anoush, for some reason. And Louie and Anoush have a big secret, which everyone already knows about.
Rating: Explicit (read tags below)
Word count: 12.8k
Relationships: Louie LaRusso Jr./Anoush Norouzi
Characters: Anoush Norouzi, Louie LaRusso Jr, Amanda LaRusso, Daniel LaRusso, Samantha LaRusso, Anthony LaRusso, Lucille LaRusso
Tags: Porn with Feelings, Porn With (a little) Plot, Post-Finale, Established Situationship, Summer Vacation, Sneaking Around, Family Drama, Family Bonding, Fluff and Smut, Dirty Talk, Semi-Public Sex, Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs, Fingerfucking, Anal Sex, Mild Daddy Kink, Self-Indulgent Smut Extravaganza, Love Confessions, Getting Together
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Disclaimer: The depiction of the LaRussos travelling to Hawai'i ≠ the authors condoning tourists visiting Hawai'i. Rich people gonna rich people.
My love and I always have fun collaborating! Let us know if you enjoy!!
Anoush would be lying if he claimed to be surprised by Daniel and Amanda’s invitation to join the entire family on their trip to O'ahu. In fact, by the time Amanda broached the subject, he’d cleared his schedule for the two weeks in question and hired a housesitter to water his plants.
The vacation was in the works for almost a year, at least on Amanda’s end. The second she could tear her husband and daughter away from dojo drama, she told Anoush over brunch, they’d all be getting the hell out of the Valley for a little while to “re-center”. It took longer than anyone anticipated for Daniel to loosen his grip on Miyagi-Do and reluctantly allow Johnny to take care of business in his absence, but he finally relented just in time to celebrate Sam’s high school graduation.
Anoush had nothing to do with the LaRussos’ karate affairs, of course. All he did was bring money in, let Amanda vent to him as much as she needed, and keep each dealership location from completely burning to the ground by sending emails. a ton of emails. Outlook hated to see Anoush log on.
Anoush couldn’t take all the credit. With Daniel gone so frequently, Louie had stepped up at work in a way Anoush didn’t know he was capable of. He had the best figures of any salesman--even better than Anoush, as he bragged every single hour of every single day--and he put in ridiculous amounts of overtime across multiple locations when they were short-staffed. His pride in being part of the family business was finally coming through in his work, and he'd gone from being Anoush’s greatest headache to his most dependable coworker.
This was great, because Anoush and Louie were fucking. If Louie was still acting up at work, it might’ve put a damper on all the fucking. Nobody wanted that, least of all Louie. If Anoush had known years ago that all it took to get Louie to fall in line was to get him off, it would've made life a lot easier.
They were fucking, not dating. The distinction was important, at least to Anoush. Sure, they were at each other’s apartments more often than not, but man oh man that gosh darned LA traffic, the 134 is hellish this time of day/night/whatever. And yes, Anoush hadn’t responded to a single DM on any of his dating apps since the first time Louie came to his apartment with takeout for dinner and didn’t leave for a solid 36 hours--but all of the apps were still on his phone. The fact that he happened to have all their notifications turned off had nothing to do with Louie. He was…trying to reduce his screen time.
So it was all okay. Everything was fine. It wasn’t like they fucked constantly. It tended to happen when either Anoush or Louie was especially stressed out, and needed a form of catharsis that only the other understood.
Work had been extremely stressful the past few months.
Louie was invited to O'ahu despite Amanda’s reservations. There was no denying that he deserved a reward for all his contributions to the dealership. Not to mention that Lucille was coming too, and she could be relied upon to pitch a fit if Louie was excluded. He immediately went out and bought several garish Hawaiian shirts to add to the collection he already had, then insisted on putting on a fashion show when Anoush called him over to spend the night. Anoush held back the natural insults that sprang to mind, cheering Louie on after each reveal with whoops and catcalls..
The following week, Amanda appeared in Anoush’s office doorway and handed him a thick paper packet.
“I can get to it first thing Wednesday,” Anoush muttered, holding out his hand without glancing at the packet.
“You might want to look it over now,” Amanda said, stretching out each vowel with a bewildered upward inflection. “Maybe take it home.”
It was a beautifully detailed O'ahu itinerary. Anoush felt like a jackass as he read it, but he was a very happy jackass indeed.
“This is mandatory, by the way.” Amanda was beaming. “They're all going to run me ragged. If you're not there, I will probably fake my own death on day two.”
If Louie’s persuasive powers contributed to Anoush's invitation, Amanda’s lips were sealed. Louie gave no hint either way. Anoush knew better than to question it. Nobody knew about his and Louie's situation. At least, no one was supposed to know. No one had a reason to know. They weren't dating, after all.
They land in Hawai’i on a Tuesday. The LaRussos rented out a gigantic house about fifteen minutes from the heart of Honolulu, situated atop a gentle hill all its own with unbeatable ocean and mountain views. It has a pool, an outdoor lounge area, a stunning kitchen, and enough bedrooms for everybody. Almost everybody.
Louie sleeps on the pull-out couch in their room the first night because he can physically see the knots in Anoush’s neck & shoulders. Traveling always stresses Anoush out and he barely got any sleep the night before their flight. After eating dinner as a family on the patio and animatedly rehashing their itineraries for an hour straight, Louie flops onto the sofa bed and passes out within minutes. His joints do not treat him kindly in the morning.
By the second night, Anoush has had enough of Louie grunting and making pathetic pinched-up faces all day long at the beach. He insists that Louie sleep in bed with him. Louie promises he’ll be on his best behavior, but Anoush wakes up with Louie’s chest glued to his back anyway before they separate and get ready for the day. Neither of them acknowledge how they woke up, but Louie knows he didn't imagine a half-sleeping Anoush snuggling in closer to his body just after sunrise.
Louie takes Anthony to the beach for boogie-boarding while Anoush joins Amanda and Lucille at a nearby spa for a deep tissue massage and a facial. The spa treatment is divine and helps melt away any and all tension Anoush had been holding in his body the past few days. When they return to the house, he lounges happily on the bed with a book until Louie and Anthony come back from the beach.
“What do you mean, skip dinner?” Anoush asks once Louie finally gets to the point of his rambling after eyeing Anoush up and down about twelve times.
“I mean we skip dinner. Hang out here. I can whip something up when we get hungry,” Louie shrugs. “I don’t think i can stand another minute in the fuckin’ sun today.”
“Hm, sounds like you came on the wrong trip, then,” Anoush retorts and goes back to his book, not actually reading, but still wanting to give the impression of vague disinterest. Louie rolls his eyes at Anoush’s sass, then inhales as deeply as he can without it being obvious. Anoush smells warm and lovely and faintly of lavender and Louie knows he won’t be able to sit through dinner in public with this man.
“We have a ton of wine downstairs. C’mon, let’s make a night of it.” Louie flops on the bed and nudges Anoush’s knee with his elbow.
“I guess nothing on the menu really stood out to me,” Anoush muses, eyes wandering from the page again. Louie’s looking up at him like a dog waiting for a tennis ball to be thrown. “I'll think about it.”
“Well, think fast,” Louie says. “We’re s’posed to leave in half an hour. You know I’ll make you somethin’ good to eat. And we got pineapple upside down cake for dessert.”
Anoush smiles despite his weak attempt to seem aloof. “We’re in paradise and you want to sit inside all night and eat.”
“C’mon, you really wanna sit through dinner tonight when we got the boat tour and the stupid luau tomorrow? I just wanna chill and see the sunset from up here.”
Louie’s making good points as if Anoush doesn’t know exactly what’s on his mind. He’s felt Louie’s eyes on him since he came back from the beach, smelling too much like the surf and not enough like sunscreen, and admittedly he wasn’t reading too closely while Louie stripped and showered and dressed. Anoush flips his book face-down on his lap.
“I don't think you could be subtle if you had a gun to your head,” he quips.
Louie grins like a fool. “Dunno what you’re talkin’ about.”
“I didn't come all the way to Hawai’i to shack up with you,” Anoush whispers fervently, as if anyone else could hear. “I can do that at home.”
“Yeah, you can. Any time,” Louie says with a wink. “But we're here, and we can have the whole place to ourselves…”
His hand on Anoush’s knee is the kicker.
“Okay, okay. Dinner better be good,” he warns.
Louie immediately rolls off the bed, pumping his fist. “Hell yeah.”
“Go tell Amanda we're staying,” Anoush says, “but act normal.” He can't help but laugh when Louie runs out. His face is hot, like Louie’s deep tan is somehow spreading to him, and Louie's simple touch gave him goosebumps.
Louie’s nearly out of breath when he makes it downstairs, and he huffs a sigh of relief when he sees that the double doors to Amanda & Daniel’s similarly-grandiose, ground-floor bedroom are wide open. He makes a beeline for the room and hears the shower on as he gets closer, then finds Amanda sitting at the vanity near the french doors to the patio and fixing her hair. She's fully dressed and ready to go, opting for a no-makeup night so as not to irritate her skin after the spa day.
“Hey, knock 2 off of the reservation for tonight,” Louie announces the second he enters her periphery.
“Okay,” she says plainly without batting an eye, “Why?”
“Uhhhhh,” Louie starts. He suddenly thinks too hard about Anoush warning him to be normal and needs a few seconds to shift gears and string a decent sentence together. “We’re not really feelin’ up to goin’ out.” Louie tries a casual shrug. Amanda just turns toward him.
“‘We’ as in…?”
Louie rolls his eyes and drops his shoulders. “What's with the third degree? C’mon. Me and Anoush."
“The third degree,” Amanda scoffs. “You’ve seen me give the third degree. This is not the third degree.”
“Okay, the second degree, then,” Louie reasons. Amanda chuckles sardonically, icily, and goes back to fixing her hair in the mirror. “It’s just- I got too much sun and he’s all relaxed and whatever the fuck from the spa shit. And we have the boat and the luau tomorrow and I need to recover from today, y’know?” Amanda lets Louie’s words linger for far longer than Louie is comfortable with. “Hey, two less meals to pay for, right?”
“Yep, all good,” Amanda agrees with a smile and a nod. “We’ll ‘knock 2 off of the reservation.’” Louie looks around the room, waiting for some sort of snide remark.
“O…kay… That’s it?”
“What else would there be? Go rest up,” Amanda encourages. Louie eyes her carefully, then shrugs again and turns to leave.
“Louie,” she stops him before he reaches the door. Louie turns around. “Keep it in your bedroom.”
“What do you think-“
“Keep it. In. Your bedroom,” she tells him softly, sternly.
Louie opens his mouth to protest again, but shuts up at Amanda’s warning glare. He nods and exits the room, but backpedals back into the room after only a few steps.
“What about the balcony?”
Amanda wrinkles her nose and side eyes him. “Use your best judgment, Louie.”
As Louie scrambles to the kitchen for wine, Daniel pokes his head out of the ensuite bathroom. “Did I hear Louie?”
“Mhm. He and Anoush are ditching us for dinner,” Amanda reports, giving him a pointed look. “They’re staying in.”
“Ohhhhh.” Daniel nods slowly, catching her drift. “Well, that’s good, right? Don’t have to worry about Louie behaving himself for one night.”
“If we’re very lucky,” Amanda grumbles.
“And it means your plan’s working,” Daniel points out. “Like you said, Anoush is already family, pretty much. They might as well make it official.”
Amanda cringes - he’s right, she did this to herself.
“The plan might work a little too well,” she says.
Meanwhile, Louie takes a peek in the fridge to get a feel for what he’ll do for dinner. He texts Anoush, “Sushi bowls or pasta?”
Louie smirks and shakes his head, grabbing a bottle of white wine he knows Anoush picked himself at the store out of the wine cooler under the counter. Anoush thinks he’s a cool customer, but Louie saw the way Anoush eyed him over the top of his paperback. He saw it when he emerged from the shower, and he saw it when they were talking on the bed.
“I can start now or come back upstairs” he texts. He's already grabbed two glasses and started walking back upstairs by the time Anoush replies, “Upstairs.”
Anoush knows how he sounds. He just doesn’t really care anymore. He's sitting in the same spot when Louie returns and sets down the bottle and glasses on the nightstand. “Not hungry yet, huh,” he says, more a statement than a question. Anoush shrugs and pats the mattress next to him - Louie’s back in bed in an instant. “That wasn’t the only food, I can make whatever-”
Anoush is on him so fast his head spins. One second he’s curled up next to Louie, the next he’s straddling him and pushing him down against the pillows, kissing him like he’s angry at him. Louie enthusiastically obliges Anoush until his lungs start to burn with a need for air.
“They’re still here, you sick fuck,” he teases once he’s managed to catch his breath. His hands find Anoush’s narrow hips, pushing his t-shirt up half an inch and threatening to do something about the waistband of his lounge shorts. Anoush leans back down to kiss him, and Louie’s grip on Anoush tightens instinctively.
“Don’t act like you’ve never put your hand in my pants in your office with Amanda and Daniel on the other side of the door,” Anoush goads, and Louie had forgotten how blunt and bratty Anoush can be whenever they’re able to make any type of noise. Louie chases a kiss and rides his tongue along Anoush’s bottom lip.
“Hey, that was one time,” he protests. He gets a lethal look from Anoush in return.
“Hey, that was two times.”
“Can you blame me, though? I mean, look at you.” Louie slides his hand up Anoush’s side, underneath his t-shirt, and he bites his lip at the way Anoush shivers at his touch, goosebumps sprouting once again beneath Louie’s fingertips. “It's hard enough to deal with you back home, but now you went and got all soft and smooth and oily and shit.”
Anoush throws his head back and chuckles, and Louie feels ravenous at the sight of Anoush’s Adam’s apple bobbing in his throat. “You’re ridiculous,” Anoush chides, but he fixates on Louie’s lips again, grabbing at Louie’s pecs through his t-shirt with one hand and rocking against him to let Louie feel his growing erection. “You said they’re leaving in a half hour?”
“More like 20 minutes now,” Louie nods. “Maybe less. Depends on how hangry Lucille gets in the next few minutes.”
“Okay,” Anoush sighs against his lips. “That can work.”
Louie pulls Anoush down hard against his lap, making sure Anoush knows they’re both in the same boat. He’s pleasantly light-headed from the rush of blood down south and the cloud of lavender and herbal smells that permeates Anoush’s skin, which is just as soft as Louie knew it’d be. Anoush whines into Louie’s mouth, and Louie squeezes his hip in warning.
“Someone’ll hear,” he murmurs. “You know we’ll never live it down.”
Anoush goes still in his lap and stops kissing him for a moment, pressing his forehead to Louie’s and running a hand through Louie’s freshly washed, ungelled hair. “Sounds like more of a you problem than a we problem.”
Louie’s not strong enough to keep himself from caressing Anoush’s thighs when they’re right there for him to touch, especially whe he knows it makes Anoush kind of feral. His thumbs rub circles into Anoush’s inner thighs, gliding with the assistance of ghostly massage oil remnants. “Yeah, and what if I want it to be a we problem?”
Anoush opens his eyes, backing up half an inch.
“Are we talking about it?” he asks, breathless voice foreshadowing his fading composure. “Right now?”
“Whenever,” Louie says with a shrug. Neither of them speaks for a moment, and they can hear Amanda arguing with Anthony downstairs over acceptable attire for going out to dinner.
“Okay,” Anoush sighs, settling back on Louie’s legs. “I’ve just been thinking, if we’re really doing this-”
“We've been really doing this for a minute now,” Louie says with a wolfish grin. Anoush rolls his eyes.
“I mean, if we’re labeling it, or just acknowledging it in the first place…there are things we should talk about. I don't want to get wrapped up in something where we’re not on the same page about what we want, where it’s going, future stuff...all of it.”
Louie breathes a little quicker, heart racing ahead of his brain. Just Anoush saying all of that tells him everything he needs to know. He's known, or hoped, for a while now that he wasn’t just imagining the depth of their feelings, that it wasn’t one-sided.
“Yeah, we can talk about anything you need to talk about,” he assures, sitting up straighter so he can bring Anoush close again. “But whatever you say isn’t gonna change my mind about you. I'm not goin’ nowhere ‘til you kick me to the curb. Or throw me off a building - whatever comes first.”
Anoush laughs, trying to keep it quiet, but Louie kisses his neck and it tickles.
“I made up my mind day one,” he murmurs in Anoush’s ear.
“I know,” Anoush admits. “Me too. We should still talk…”
Louie pulls off Anoush’s shirt and keeps kissing his neck, unable to stay away for very long. Anoush catches a gasp from escaping when Louie nips the column of his throat.
“Maybe later.”
“Later,” Louie echoes.
Anoush's gaze turns toward the open balcony doors. Maybe if he hadn't opened those, he-
"Ohh," he sighs as quietly as he can when teeth dig into the meat of his neck, Louie having taken advantage of Anoush's head being turned to the side. "I don't plan on wearing a turtleneck on the boat tomorrow, Lou," Anoush reprimands him and pushes away from Louie yet again.
Louie looks smug as he runs his hands up Anoush's torso and through his chest hair. "How are you more annoying when you're wearing less clothes?" he muses aloud. "I can barely stand you half the time when you're in those fuckin' three piece suits."
"You love my suits," Anoush protests, teasing the hem of Louie's shirt between thumb and forefinger.
"I don't love the fifteen minutes it takes to get them offa you," Louie shakes his head.
Anoush grins, something small and a little shy, something Louie's still getting used to seeing on Anoush's face. Anoush dips down and kisses Louie again, pinning Louie to the bed by his biceps so he can't even think about doing anything uncouth without Anoush's express permission. Louie could easily overtake Anoush, but he won't. It usually turns into wrestling and half-hearted insults and it would simply be too much commotion with Lucille's nosy bat ears still on the property. So Louie lets Anoush kiss him slowly, lets Anoush tease him by rolling his hips at an agitating pace, lets Anoush drive him fucking crazy on this beautiful island that Louie would give up every opportunity to explore if it means he gets to look at and feel Anoush like this instead.
"Can you be quiet?" Anoush asks against Louie's jaw. Louie's dick twitches when he feels Anoush's fingertips slide beneath the waistband of his shorts.
"I dunno, depends-"
"I'm just gonna check the bathroom for it one last time and then we can go!" They both hear Daniel shout. Louie's eyes roll so far back in his head that it kind of hurts. This is the third time today that he's overheard Daniel freaking out over his missing puka shell necklace. He's not sure he's encountered a more ferocious bonerkill than the sound of his cousin's voice, but then Anoush's hand is on the base of his cock and Louie can't really think about anything at all.
"Can you be quiet?" Anoush repeats against the shell of Louie's ear, "It's a yes or no question, Louie. Just for a few minutes."
“Yeah.” Louie nods quickly, exhaling as slowly as he can. “Can you?”
Anoush kisses a line from below Louie’s ear, across his jaw to his chin. “I wouldn't worry about it.”
He helps Louie pull his t-shirt over his head and finds his mouth once more for a sloppy kiss. His fingers drag up the length of Louie’s shaft, not committing to anything besides teasing for the moment. They hear people stomping up, down, back up the stairs.
“Whaddaya mean they're not coming?” Lucille exclaims downstairs, and they both snicker.
“I locked our door,” Louie whispers, his voice cracking a little when Anoush kisses his chest.
Anoush has been thinking a lot about this, about him and Louie unraveling each other slowly and completely. It sustained him for days and days in the stressful whirlwind leading up to the trip. Pulling down Louie’s shorts and boxers at once, he feels more relaxed than he did at the spa. When he kisses low on Louie’s stomach, just above where the head of his cock is resting, he knows it's a risk, knows how sensitive Louie is there. Louie lets out a shuddering sigh, not loud, but his chest is almost heaving now as Anoush mouths over his thighs like he doesn't have anything better to do. At home, Louie would tell him to cut it out, maybe pull his hair, guide him none too gently to where his mouth really belongs, which Anoush was more than happy with…but having Louie totally helpless in this way is even better..
Anoush makes his way down to Louie’s tan line at mid-thigh, then even further to kiss the slight pinkness above Louie’s knee where he forgot to reapply sunscreen earlier. Anoush looks up at Louie from his spot between his legs, and Louie swallows and tenses his jaw, clearly itching to make a smart comment but dedicated to his agreement with Anoush.
Anoush’s eyes drop to Louie’s cock, where he can see a healthy bead of precum threatening to dribble down Louie’s foreskin. he looks at Louie, whose eyes haven’t left Anoush’s face for who knows how long, and finds himself chasing the clean, salty taste of Louie’s skin as he mouths his way back up Louie’s thigh.
God, what are we?
Anoush takes one of Louie’s balls into his mouth before he can dwell too long on his own internal monologue. Louie’s fingers curl clumsily into the fresh, white comforter as he tries to find an outlet for his urge to grab hold of Anoush’s hair. He knows how that would end - Anoush would immediately moan, then Louie would say something politely filthy and pull his hair harder, and they’d get sent home from the trip early by their boss. Instead, Louie watches helplessly as Anoush licks up his shaft and envelops the tip of his cock in his mouth. The engine of the van kicks on outside, and Louie can’t hide his sigh of relief.
Anoush digs his fingers into the meat of Louie's thigh, silently warning him--not yet. Whether he really thinks someone can still hear them or he just wants to make Louie suffer, Louie plays along for as long as he can. Anoush is both lazy and relentless, teasing his tongue over the thick, swollen head of Louie's cock, backing off and blowing air over the sensitive tip, wetly kissing his way up the underside…and car doors slam, and the hum of the engine fades. At the same time, Anoush takes Louie halfway down his throat.
“Fuuuck,” Louie groans, head snapping back against the pillow - his hips buck slightly from the shock, but Anoush is ready for it, backing off him for a moment. He grasps the base of Louie's cock, steady but not too firm. His other hand holds onto Louie’s thigh, keeping him in place with his leg bent slightly outward as he takes his length in his mouth again. Louie regains his composure enough to look down at Anoush, only to meet his pretty dark eyes through his lashes and see a drop of his spit slide down his exposed shaft.
“You're fuckin’ unreal,” Louie manages to say, and Anoush’s only response is to bob his head lower, take him deeper. He’ll never really get used to the slight ache in his jaw when he sucks Louie’s cock, but he certainly doesn't mind it. Louie's hand lands heavily on the back of Anoush's head, but he doesn't pull his hair. He doesn't try to take any control or set the pace. He's just reaching desperately, trying not to lose himself in the warmth and the drag of his tongue and the relief of finally having Anoush all to himself.
Anoush can't think too hard about the way his entire body tingles with Louie’s hand on him, with Louie panting and gasping out swears and his legs faintly trembling.
Louie momentarily considers stopping Anoush, pushing him off of his cock and teasing his spit-slick lower lip with his thumb so this can last a little longer. But it’s been days since Louie’s last orgasm and he wants Anoush so badly that he figures he can go twice if that’s what Anoush wants, if just for this evening. Louie’s getting older; he finds himself waking up with random pain in his back or legs or neck more often than not. But Anoush and his tight body and stupid curls and the way he sounds when Louie touches him in ways that no one else gets to has Louie’s libido firing on all cylinders as if he’s 20 again.
“Fuck, baby,” Louie groans and gently scratches at Anoush’s scalp, “You better be careful.”
Anoush hums and narrows his eyes at Louie, and Louie throws his head back again when he realizes Anoush has no intention of heeding his warning. Louie cums with a long, loud groan, abs tensing as he curls himself minutely toward Anoush’s head. Anoush takes most of Louie’s release in his mouth, then pulls off of his dick and lets the rest land on Louie’s stomach as he strokes him through his orgasm.
“Jesus fuckin’- fuck!” Louie shudders, happy to take advantage of the now-empty house. Anoush merely grins and kisses all around Louie’s groin and thighs once more. Louie caresses Anoush’s jaw. He doesn’t think he’s ever seen Anoush this relaxed, this serene. Especially given that Anoush is most certainly hard as a rock in his little shorts.
“C’mere.” Louie feels almost drunk as he grabs Anoush and pulls him back on top of him properly. He doesn’t hesitate to kiss Anoush, having gotten over his aversion to tasting himself rather quickly once they started fooling around. Louie grips Anoush’s ass in both hands as if it’s going anywhere and exhales through his nose when Anoush breaks their kiss with a moan against the corner of Louie’s mouth.
“Come on, you can be louder than that, baby. I know you can.”
“What if they come back right now?” Anoush whispers, voice hoarse and in need of a drink of water (or, preferably, white wine). “What if they forgot something?”
Louie snickers and sighs, adrenaline still coursing through him. “We'd hear ‘em comin’ up the driveway,” Louie reasons. Anoush nods against Louie’s forehead in surrender. Louie’s right. “Or they’d hear you cumming from the driveway. One of the two.”
“I'm not the reason my neighbors complained,” Anoush reminds him, kissing him gently before biting his bottom lip, just shy of hard enough to bleed.
“Still your fault, though,” Louie challenges. He slips both hands under the waist of Anoush’s shorts, grabbing at his bare ass, smirking when Anoush shamelessly arches into his touch and gasps sharply. “After you fuckin’ teased me in that god-awful stadium traffic all the way back to your fuckin’ place…I coulda killed you.”
“You almost did,” Anoush says, laughing and shivering as Louie tugs his shorts down under his ass. “It's kinda tough getting out of bed after that.”
Louie kneads and squeezes, daring to tease a middle finger between his cheeks just to get him squirming a little more. “That’s the first time I knew for sure how fuckin’ dirty you are, baby.”
Anoush whines from the back of his throat, and Louie’s fed up with him and all his restraint and self-denial. He reluctantly pushes Anoush off to the side to yank his shorts completely down his legs; Anoush comes back to him like a boomerang and stuffs a couple of extra pillows behind Louie for him to sit back on. They end up like this a lot, although Anoush loves nothing more than being pinned down by Louie’s mass. This is just the best position for Louie to touch Anoush however he wants to. Anoush kisses his neck when he leans to the side to grab lube from the nightstand drawer.
“How'd that get over here?” he asks, like he doesn’t already know. Louie shrugs.
“It mighta snuck over with me last night.”
“After I said all we were going to do was sleep?” Anoush is smiling against his skin.
“Sometimes you change your mind,” Louie defends. “I didn't try nothin’, did I?” he pops open the lube, and the cap accidentally spurts a copious amount into his hand - too much, really, but that was fine.
“Mhm,” Anoush hums. “Right. So your dick up against my leg when I woke up was an accident.”
“It was at first,” Louie admits, and Anoush’s neck flushes a deeper and more noticeable pink. Reaching behind Anoush, he pulls at the swell of his ass cheek and slips his other hand between, coating his rim with the excess lube.
“Oh shit…” Anoush shudders, wrapping an arm around Louie’s neck, kissing him as he bears back on his probing fingers. Louie’s erection hasn't even fully gone down, and he can already feel it returning. Nothing gets him going like the way Anoush’s body reacts under his hands.
“I think I didn't see what you wore to bed?” Louie says, voice low, almost a growl. “Think I didn't notice when I got your shorts off and you didn't even bother to put on underwear? You're so fuckin’ easy for me.”
“Fuck you,” Anoush manages to gasp as Louie’s finger breaches his hole, working open both tight rings of muscle without much regard for comfort or pain because he knows Anoush likes it all. Between them, Anoush's neglected cock is straining and dripping, smearing on Louie’s stomach. He's breathing loud, moaning with each movement of Louie’s finger inside him, rocking his hips weakly. Louie can tell it won't take much to finish him off. Once he presses another finger inside Anoush and gets the “Oh fuck, Louie” he was waiting for, he whispers fiercely in Anoush’s ear.
“Be good and I'll take you out on the balcony.”
If he were of sounder (or, to Louie, whinier) mind, Anoush would protest. He’d tell Louie it’s too risky, that even though they’re a quarter mile from the main road and none of the neighboring villas have a direct view of their balcony, it’s indecent and dangerous. If he weren’t stuffed full of Louie’s long, sturdy fingers. If he weren’t panting and whimpering at the feeling of Louie’s lips and teeth on his jaw. If he didn’t feel so safe with Louie, so taken care of in a way that would send the version of him who barely knew Louie and trained him at the dealership into shock.
“I will be,” Anoush sighs, then his entire body tenses and he makes an almost pained sound when Louie curls his fingers just right, in the spot that he immediately became intimately familiar with the first time Anoush trusted him enough to do this.
“I know you will, baby,” Louie coos, fueling Anoush’s further spiral into brainlessness. “Otherwise you won’t get my cock. You want my cock, don’t you, cuore?”
Anoush has heard Louie call him that a few times, but always forgets about it by the time they’re done and never looks it up. It might be endearing, it might be dirty, but either way, Anoush feels like he’s on fire. Anoush nods wordlessly. As much as he enjoys the occasions where he takes control and leaves Louie dumbstruck and near speechless on the mattress, he certainly doesn’t mind being used as Louie’s sunkissed, oiled-up fuck toy right about now. Louie’s the only one who can help him relieve that last, lingering itch, that last little semblance of tension in his body that a massage and facial simply couldn’t take care of. Louie suddenly uses his other hand to wrap his fingers around Anoush’s shiny, leaking cock and Anoush stops writhing.
“Fuck, I’m gonna cum if you do that,” Anoush rushes out. He’s not telling Louie to stop, just warning him. He wants Louie to make the decision for him, wants to cum when Louie decides that it’s okay.
“I know,” Louie growls against Anoush’s throat, “You’re gonna pop for me, huh? Just like that?”
Anoush whines again and nods, beginning to thrust into Louie’s fist and back against his fingers, which now fuck in and out of Anoush with purpose.
“God, you’re so desperate for it. Such a good fuckin’ slut, Anoush.”
He knows what he’s doing. He knows that’s it for Anoush. Anoush’s hips snap forward so harshly that Louie’s fingers slip out and Anoush cums in spurts over Louie’s chest and stomach, head tipped back as he moans wildly, noises tapering off into something that sounds vaguely like Louie’s name. Louie watches Anoush in awe, panting like he just felt his orgasm too.
His heart’s pounding because he doesn't understand how it gets better and hotter and more overwhelming every time they hook up. At first he figured the excitement of fucking Anoush stemmed from it being on the down-low, the weird feeling that they were doing something wrong that they couldn't talk about, but gradually Louie’s realized nobody, not even his mildly toxic and invasive and lapsed-Catholic family, would give a shit if they knew he and Anoush were together (if they really were together…he wanted to circle back to that someday, whenever they can stop making each other cum when they're alone together for more than a few minutes). The guilt doesn't come from anywhere but inside him, a part of him that he understands all too well but does his best not to dwell on.
Everything is bliss when he smooths his hand in circles on Anoush's back, partially supporting his weight on his shoulder. Anoush is still trying to catch his breath when Louie’s free hand finds his spent cock again, rubbing the tip with his thumb.
“Fuck!” Anoush’s legs tremble and his hips stutter without rhythm, and he grabs Louie’s biceps to keep himself somewhat upright as he involuntarily curls inward. Louie likes how his moans start to turn into sobs when he’s overstimulated, and each time he’s done this and asked if he should stop, Anoush refuses, practically demands more.so Louie strokes and teases him until he's boneless against Louie, shaking and crying out “I can't, fuck, I can't…” Only then does Louie give him a break. He rolls them to the other side of the bed, Anoush flat on the mattress and panting. Louie wants him to rest, but has no plan to do the same. He works his way down to Anoush’s stomach, cleaning him up with his tongue until he hears Anoush whine his name again.
“How you doin’, honey?” he murmurs, kissing a quick and light trail back to his mouth. Anoush pulls him down to kiss him harder, hands raking through Louie’s hair. He's a little surprised that Anoush isn't catatonic after everything. they're both tapping into rare wells of stamina, bolstered by the sense that something about this time was different.
“Good,” Anoush breathes. “Need you…”
“Already?”
It isn't that Louie isn't ready to go, or that he thinks Anoush can't handle it. he just doesn't want to rush anything, doesn't really want it to be over. but Anoush kisses him so harshly that an edge re-emerges--the impatient, bratty energy that delights Louie to no end.
“Fuck me.”
Louie laughs, rough and ragged, against Anoush’s throat, which only makes Anoush squirm more. “Remember that one time,” Louie murmurs, “like, the second time I spent the night. You tried to tell me you were 50/50?”
Anoush props himself up on one elbow and grabs Louie by the back of the neck with the other hand. “What the fuck are you talking about?” Anoush asks.
Louie’s grin widens. “Giving and receiving,” he clarifies, gaze darting between Anoush’s lips and chest and eyes.
Anoush blushes furiously and reaches for the last vestiges of snark in his brain. “I definitely just gave you something that made you cum,” Anoush reasons, but Louie snorts and shakes his head. He bites his lip and leans in to nip at Anoush’s earlobe.
“You'd let me spread your legs any day of the week, baby, I know you,” he whispers. “Any time, any place.” Anoush starts to feel lightheaded, licks his lips and tilts his head when he feels Louie kiss his neck again. “As long as I look at you the right way, or say something dirty in your ear. Huh?”
“Y-yeah,” Anoush doesn’t mean to stutter, but it happens anyway, and he wraps his legs around Louie’s waist when he feels Louie’s hand slide beneath the small of his back.
“Yeah?” Louie asks against his cheek.
“Yes, daddy,” Anoush says breathlessly, and Louie has both of them up and off the bed in what feels like the blink of an eye.
“Uh-huh, that’s what I thought,” Louie murmurs as Anoush clings to him for dear life. Louie inhales deeply, taking in the faint smell of Anoush’s sweat still primarily masked by the perfumed scents of the spa. “Did you open these doors earlier just to fuck with me?”
Anoush would laugh at that if he weren’t so overwhelmed by the feeling of his oversensitive cock sandwiched between his and Louie’s stomachs. “I thought the breeze would be nice,” he weakly responds.
“God, it’s fuckin’ beautiful out here,” Louie muses as he steps out onto the balcony. He sets Anoush down but keeps an arm around him for stability that he knows Anoush needs right now. As something of a pillow princess, Anoush isn’t too accustomed to getting fucked standing up, except for the one or two or four times in the shower. Louie’s eyes rake up and down Anoush’s body again. Anoush looks smaller out here somehow. Shyer. Pinker. He keeps one hand cupped over his crotch as if his soft dick is news to Louie. Louie bends his knees and draws Anoush onto his toes to kiss him slowly, wetly.
“Turn around for me, lemme see you.”
Anoush does as he’s told and braces himself with both hands on the balcony railing, leaving his dick fully exposed to the elements. He shivers when he feels Louie’s hand teasing his inner thighs, nudging to spread them a little wider.
The view of Anoush posed like this against the backdrop of their incredible surroundings is utterly surreal for Louie. The setting sun is still warm, catching on the sheen of sweat that’s coated the small of his back, and his curls catch the gentle breeze. Louie drops kisses along the length of Anoush’s spine, ending at the nape of his neck, and notices the wobble in his arms.
“So goddamn gorgeous for me, caro mio,” he says softly. “This how you want me?”
Anoush turns to kiss him. “Any time, any place…like you said.”
Louie grabs him by the hair to kiss him rougher, making him moan, but quickly lets go to get in position again. He doesn't like to keep Anoush waiting once he gets demanding and bossy, and he was very clear about wanting to be fucked.
Louie's covered a lot of ground when it comes to sex, but he finds himself glancing around and below them to be sure they're truly alone--this feels bold and risky, even to him. Unfortunately, rather than this deterring him from railing Anoush out in the open, it makes his dick throb. He's liberal and fast with the lube, dropping the bottle on the ground, and goes right back to being handsy, grabbing Anoush’s ass hard, his cock rutting between his cheeks.
“Come on,” Anoush whimpers, and Louie instantly gives him what he wants, unable to hold back any longer. Anoush's knees threaten to buckle as Louie drives his cock inside him, letting him have enough of his length at once to overwhelm him completely, holding him in place by his hips because he can, because Anoush is his. He's soft, he's so warm, he's so fucking tight, and he's Louie's, at least for now.
The groan Anoush lets out is involuntary, wordless, fractured and wrecked. Each of Louie's short thrusts prolongs and renews his broken noises.
“Fuck, Anoush,” he spits through gritted teeth--he's sunk inside Anoush completely already and he can barely remember his own name. Anoush finds his voice long enough to beg like he isn't already stuffed with Louie’s thick cock.
His babbling dissolves into strained gasps and sobs once more as Louie fucks into him with real force. Louie can barely think, but he reaches around to feel that Anoush’s dick is already starting to stiffen up again.
“Like this?” he taunts, grabbing Anoush’s shoulder to compel him to arch his back, to push back onto Louie's cock himself. He wishes he could kiss Anoush through this, face him when he cums again, but he can't ask for too much when the man bent over for him taking his cock like he was made for it is so beautiful.
Anoush bounces on Louie’s cock just like Louie nonverbally asked him to, and Louie leans back and watches Anoush at work. Louie thinks it might be a little evil making Anoush do this when he just had one of the strongest orgasms Louie’s ever pulled out of him, but then Anoush looks over his shoulder and bats his ridiculously long eyelashes at Louie, mouth slightly agape. Louie shakes his head, bites the inside of his cheek, and delivers a sharp smack to the side of Anoush’s ass.
“Oh, fuck, daddy,” Anoush moans and finds himself unable to look back at Louie any longer, hanging his head between his arms still braced on the railing.
“That’s it, baby, take it,” Louie purrs, “Take as much of daddy’s cock as you want, there you go.” Louie finds himself transfixed as Anoush starts putting on more of a show, canting forward until Louie’s cock threatens to slip out of him, then bearing back to take the entire length in one movement and repeating. “You can’t get enough, can you?”
Anoush just shakes his head in response. Louie starts snapping his hips forward minutely again to meet Anoush every time he bounces back on it.
Louie knew Anoush was a minx ever since they went to that stupid fucking Dodgers game together, but the rougher stuff is rather new. It happened by accident, really, with Anoush so far gone that Louie’s hand around the back of his neck pulled an unexpected “Please, daddy” out of him. Anoush immediately wanted to die of embarrassment and felt like his dick might actually invert inside of his body, but then Louie came not ten seconds later.
Louie grabs hold of Anoush’s shoulders with both hands and thrusts rhythmically, grinning when Anoush’s pants and whines turn into a long, slack-jawed moan that spikes in octave every time Louie’s pelvis meets Anoush’s ass. Louie lets go of Anoush’s left shoulder and grabs and pulls his hair instead.
“You know how fuckin’ gorgeous you look right now?” Louie asks, as if Anoush is in any state to properly answer.
“Louie, Louie, fuck, Louie,” Anoush whimpers, louder now than he was when Louie first brought him outside. Anoush braces his full weight on the railing and lets Louie pick up the slack again. A faraway part of Anoush’s brain is still scandalized that he let Louie rope him into this, but then Louie adjusts his angle and pulls out enough to grind the head of his cock directly against Anoush’s prostate. “Ahhhh-ah-ah-”
“Can’t cum yet, baby,” Louie whispers against Anoush’s shoulder blade as he folds himself over so his chest is nearly flush with Anoush’s back. He hooks an arm around Anoush’s torso and splays his hand against his lower belly, the other hand still tugging on Anoush’s rich curls.
“Please,” Anoush begs, “Please, Louie, Louie, god…I’m so close…” he trails off and Louie feels Anoush’s body tense as he focuses on staving off his orgasm. Anoush's legs are barely functional. He thinks the climax that's building with each punching stroke against his prostate might actually kill him, but there are way worse ways to go than via debilitating orgasm with a partial ocean view at sunset. Whenever Louie bends him over like this, he can't believe how full he feels. With his body pressed to Anoush’s, his cock drags deep inside him like he can't bury himself deep enough.
Anoush always knows when Louie’s about to cum because Louie’s instinct is to draw himself in closer to Anoush, to have as much skin against skin as possible. Anoush is obsessed with the smallest details of the way they have sex, the way Louie never seems to be completely finished with touching him. He's always satisfied, but he’ll always take more if Anoush offers. Anoush wants to give Louie everything he has until there's nothing left of him.
He turns his head to try and kiss Louie, but they're both too far gone to do anything but pant into each other's mouths. Louie is still stunned that Anoush even allowed this to happen. He can't believe what a lucky, unworthy bastard he is to have Anoush all to himself.
Anoush presses his ass against Louie and whimpers “Cum inside me, daddy,” and Louie loses it instantly. His hips snap uncontrollably as he comes for the second time, moaning “fuuuuuck” loud enough for half the island to hear. He grabs Anoush tight, his hand presses sharply against Anoush's lower belly--
And Anoush doesn't know what happens next. He can't comprehend it. It must be the combination of the sudden push on his abdomen with the continued pressure on his prostate, and just maybe the warm sensation of Louie's perfect cock filling him with his cum, but he can't hold off his own climax anymore. it doesn't seem to matter to his body that Louie’s hand isn't anywhere near his dick.
As he cums again, his overtaxed release dripping weakly on the concrete, he hears the hoarse and wrecked wail that must be coming from him, but he doesn't recognize the sound. He does recognize Louie’s voice, rasping “No fuckin’ way…there's no fuckin’ way.” Anoush’s grip on the railing slips, his knees give out, but Louie’s still holding onto him so he doesn't go anywhere.
Louie's reeling, utterly exhausted, but Anoush needs taking care of and he always manages to find the energy to do that. He groans as he eases his cock out of Anoush, then turns him to pick him back up and carry him the few steps back inside to the rumpled bed.
“No way you just did that, honey,” he murmurs, setting Anoush down on his back again with great care. Anoush still can't speak; his head lolls back on the mattress, chest heaving. Louie crawls over him and kisses his exposed throat, where marks he sort of tried to avoid leaving earlier are making themselves known. “I can't fuckin’ believe you're real sometimes.”
Louie settles for giving Anoush a modicum of space and lies on his side next to him. Anoush’s stomach tenses when Louie puts his hand on it again, but when Louie goes to retract his hand, Anoush places his own over it and keeps it there. Louie breathes a sigh of relief and grins at Anoush.
“Thought i lost you there for a second,” he jokes, nosing at and kissing Anoush’s shoulder. Anoush takes a few steadying breaths. He trembles slightly under Louie’s touch. “Are you cold?”
“No,” Anoush answers softly, “I mean, a little, but no. Just- you… yeah.”
The puffs of Louie’s gentle laughter on Anoush’s neck and shoulder tickle, but Anoush can’t be bothered to react. “Jeez, I really did break you,” Louie remarks.
“Easy,” Anoush responds in an attempt to curb Louie’s smugness. It's an impossible feat and he knows it.
“Only ‘cause you kinda wanted to be broken, I think,” Louie qualifies.
Anoush doesn’t respond, just closes his eyes and focuses on his breathing. Louie lies with him in silence, but doesn’t take his eyes off of Anoush, his eyelashes, his nose, his pouty lips that are still slightly swollen, his clean-shaven jaw, his throat and collarbone that bear the marks of Louie’s desire. When Anoush’s eyes finally flutter open, he catches Louie staring. Louie laughs it off, but Anoush doesn't. He wishes more than anything that he had the energy to roll onto his side or even on top of Louie to kiss him again.
“You’re cute,” Anoush says simply, eyeing Louie as if he’s regarding him for the very first time in his life.
Louie snorts. “Yeah, I didn't think you let me do all that just ‘cause I'm funny.”
“You’re not that funny,” Anoush deadpans.
Louie sighs and rubs up and down Anoush’s chest and belly with Anoush’s hand still resting limply on top of his own. “Can I go get you a towel to clean up a little?”
“Mm, no,” Anoush shakes his head. Louie’s fine with that. “Can you draw me a bath, though?”
“Of course, sweetheart,” Louie murmurs against Anoush’s arm, “You want your wine? It’s not as cold now, but-“
“Oh fuck, I forgot about the wine. Yes. Yes, please.”
Louie starts the slow procession of getting up, but leans in to steal a few kisses from a sleepy, glowing Anoush. “And I'll cook you dinner while you soak.”
Anoush hums, content, as his senses slowly return to normal. “And then we can talk?”
Louie gets off the bed, but makes no effort to clothe himself yet. Anoush wishes he didn’t look like that. a lot of things would be a lot easier if Louie didn’t look like that, all broad and shameless and soft but toned in all the right places.
“Yeah, then we can talk,” Louie affirms. He gives Anoush’s body an embarrassingly thorough once-over, bites his lip, then retreats to the bathroom. “Be right back.”
Once he's alone in the bathroom, Louie has to lean on the counter for a minute. He was already tired from boogie boarding before he knew he’d be getting another intense workout, but despite his soreness he feels weirdly alert and clear-headed. He splashes water on his face and absently cleans himself off with a cloth while Anoush’s bath is filling up, and he probably used a little too much bubble bath because the suds start to grow over the ledge, but he doubts Anoush will care in his current state.
If they had more time before the rest of the LaRussos inevitably returned from dinner and shopping and whatever else Daniel and Lucille decided to subject everyone to, Louie would get into the nice deep bath with Anoush, clean him thoroughly and kiss the freckles on his back some more. Next vacation they go on, they'll go alone, and Louie will probably bring along a long list of everything he wants to do with, and to, Anoush.
He returns to Anoush’s side, lifts him one more time to bring him to the warm bath, then doubles back for the wine. He pours a heavy glass, then sets the bottle and glass within Anoush’s reach on the ledge.
“Thanks,” Anoush mutters, eyes closed as he sinks deep under the bubbles.
“Don't fall asleep,” Louie warns, “I dunno CPR.”
Anoush finds that funnier than he likely would if he were more lucid, more guarded like he normally is around everyone but Louie. “So comforting,” he laughs, “as usual.”
“You ever decide what you wanna eat?” Louie asks, and Anoush looks at him incredulously.
“When exactly would I have had time to think about that?”
“I dunno, sometime between blowin’ me and cumming all over me,” Louie says with a terrible grin. Anoush looks scandalized, like Louie’s words are news to him and his capacity for vulgarity is still a surprise after all this time, and he splashes him over the ledge.
“Get out. Ugh. I don't care, surprise me.”
Louie laughs and shakes his head. “Want me to come get you when it's ready?”
“Mm-mm. I'll come down.”
Louie leaves Anoush alone with his wine, throws on new shorts and a comfy workout tank top, and makes his way down to the kitchen. he’s half-worried that his family returned without either of them hearing, that they’d all be waiting for him with traumatized stares intervention-style on the giant sectional, but downstairs is still empty and quiet.
Once he gets the kitchen cleaned up a little he settles on making baked ziti and garlic bread--Anoush will take a while in the bath, and whatever's left over the rest of the family can heat up at some point. He makes quick work of the prep and mixes himself a martini to ease his nerves, which only started being a problem the second Anoush said “and then we can talk.”
He knows they need to talk, wants to talk just as badly as Anoush does, but the more he considers what he's meant to say the more his stomach crumples in on itself like a piece of paper that's been folded too many times. the sauce he's making smells great as always, but for once in his life he’s not very hungry because now he’s thinking that somehow he's been wrong about everything for weeks and months and he’s a fucking idiot. He’s rational enough to know that's not the case, not this time, but that doesn't make the nausea go away.
It doesn't help that he knows exactly what he wants to say, if he’s being honest, but being honest hasn't always worked out well for him.
By the time Anoush pads downstairs in his softest, oldest shirt and a pair of sweatpants that haunts Louie’s dreams because of how they hug his ass, the ziti has just gone in the oven and Louie's wiping the counter.
“How the fuck does tomato stain granite?” he muses, not realizing how close Anoush is until he's at his side, inspecting the stain.
“That was there when we got here,” he replies, setting down his wine glass and slipping his arm around Louie’s waist. “The varnish is stripped in that spot.”
Louie welcomes the closeness like it's second nature, because it is now, and leans down to kiss him. This part, the casual kisses and touches outside of the bedroom, is still rather new for them, and Louie’s pulse picks up every time.
“Good bath?” he asks, and Anoush nods.
“Perfect. Very needed.”
He smells really, really good again, like orange and mint this time. Louie kisses him, Anoush tugs on his chain to tease him and bring him closer, and somehow he ends up pressed against the clean counter by Louie.
“Hey,” Anoush protests, playfully shoving him off in contrast to his stern, determined expression zeroed in on Louie. “Talking.”
“I know, talking,” Louie nods before stealing one more kiss. “We can talk and do this at the same time.”
Sighing, Anoush slips out of his embrace and picks up both his and Louie's glasses, making his way over to the sectional. “Come on.”
Anoush sets Louie’s half-full martini glass down on the egregiously large coffee table in the middle of the living room, but keeps his wine glass in hand as he takes a seat in the corner spot of the couch. Louie leaves one cushion of space between them when he sits down - he leaves his drink on the table for now. Louie relaxes his arms over the back of the couch and turns his head to face Anoush.
“What’s up?” Louie asks as if he doesn’t know pretty much exactly what they’re going to talk about. He's never been good at this. He's never been good at this because most people have never cared about him enough to do this with him, regardless of the outcome. People often don’t want to talk with Louie - they want to talk at him. He supposes he’s guilty of that here and there himself, but Anoush’s insistence on talking is as much reassuring as it is daunting.
Anoush looks at him blankly, worrying the corner of his bottom lip between his teeth in slight annoyance. “I told you. before we-“
“Before we fucked like rabbits,” Louie supplies the rest of the sentence with a sinister grin, and Anoush sighs into the rim of his glass before taking a sip.
“Yeah. That,” Anoush acquiesces. “I guess I'm just curious… what do you want?”
“What do you mean, what do I want? I want all of it,” Louie shrugs easily. too easily.
“Okay. And what does ‘all of it’ mean to you?” Anoush asks.
Louie picks up his martini glass, takes a sip, swishes it around in his mouth, then swallows. “You want a five paragraph essay or what?” Louie teases, but straightens up when he sees Anoush’s unwavering expression. “I want all of it. All the typical relationship stuff. The sex, the dating, the PDA, the plus-one shit. I want that with you.”
Anoush can’t fight off a small smile, even as he tries to maintain a cool front in the face of Louie’s more flippant approach to the conversation. he had figured that was the page Louie was on, but he knows he had a right to be nervous when all (well, most) of their flirting and touching and sweet-talking has been behind closed doors (car doors included).
“And that’s not just Hawai’i talking?”
“No, that’s not just Hawai’i talking,” Louie answers, looking Anoush directly in the eye. Anoush draws in a big breath and matches Louie’s intense, crystalline eye contact. “I told you earlier. From day one. I mean it. The first time I kissed you…”
“Yeah?” Anoush speaks in his smallest, softest voice.
Louie shakes his head. “There's nobody like you. And I know you wanna play bad cop right now, and I know you want this to be difficult like it is in the movies, but how I feel about you is so fuckin’ easy. Don’t get me wrong: it’s scary. You scare the shit out of me, Anoush.”
Anoush is kept from tearing up only by the smell of homemade baked ziti, which makes his stomach rumble.
“You scare me, too,” Anoush admits with a breathless laugh. “I just- it’s easy to say you want a relationship when you’re only picturing the good stuff, you know? It’s…a whole other thing when it gets difficult. and when you have to make big decisions.”
Louie reaches for his hand on the back of the couch and laces their fingers together. He nods in understanding.
“ ‘Kay. Well. I wanna fight with you. I want to tell you you’re wrong so you can tell me I’m wrong for these 18 different reasons that you’ve printed on an alphabetized list. And then I want to make up with you and tell you I love you.” Anoush’s clammy hand squeezes Louie’s suddenly, instinctively, like Anoush is free falling and Louie is the only thing to hold onto. “And I wanna do that as many times as you’ll let me,” Louie finishes.
The thing is, Anoush has dreamed of this exact moment. Not just with Louie, but for as long as he can remember. He's tried so hard to accept and embrace isolation as a fact of life. He's an only child, so he figured at some point he would just get over the empty feeling that had followed him around for as long as he can remember. But even among a group of people who love him and care for him, he’d still notice the empty pangs.
For years, he'd sought out companionship in increasingly varied and desperate forms, lying to himself every time he sent an intro message to a beautiful woman, and every time he went home with them. At some point, he reasoned, he would find a girl, and they would tolerate each other enough to settle and finally make his parents happy with grandchildren and the whole nine yards. Still, he never could never quite give up the fantasy of the mythical man who would lay it all on the line for him, who would never be embarrassed to make his love known, whose feelings for Anoush ran so deep and fierce that Anoush would never be empty again.
And since spring, when the dealership had been dead quiet all day, when Anoush and Louie had first taken out their boredom and frustration on each other behind a locked office door, the emptiness was just gone.
He wants to tell Louie all of this, but apparently the comprehensive speech and verbal contract he finalized in the bath washed away with the bubbles. What comes out of his mouth instead is “You want to fight me forever?”
Louie blinks, then starts laughing. “Yeah, basically.” He shuffles closer - a gap between them never lasts for long, Anoush has noticed. “We've had that part down for years, baby.”
Anoush laughs too, and the tear he's been holding back finally falls. Louie's right there to wipe it away. “Why didn't we do the rest years ago?” Anoush asks gently. “Why now?” he stretches out, draping his legs over Louie’s lap. What’s done is done, he's not going to torture himself or Louie over lost opportunities, but he's curious.
Louie shrugs, running his hand up and down Anoush's leg. “Brain problems,” he says after a pause. “You and me, we both got fuckin’ brain problems.”
Anoush nods. “Clearly.”
“Didn't even know you were into dudes for the first year,” Louie says, and after a withering look from Anoush he adds, “Not officially.”
“Hm. yet you were constantly hitting on me,” Anoush remarks, giggling to himself when Louie blushes.
“if we're gonna start in on the accusations,” he says, “How ‘bout Narek’s retirement party?”
Anoush gasps, smacking Louie’s arm. “You promised we’d never bring it up again!”
Louie returns the slap on Anoush’s leg, and when Anoush retaliates and starts raining down blows, Louie laughs and hauls him fully onto his lap and holds back his onslaught without much effort. They're both laughing now, Anoush exhilarated and breathless. Louie kisses his cheek, his forehead, his jaw, his lips.
“Bottom line,” he says, “I’m just fuckin’ tired of clocking out and goin’ home without you. It don't make any sense.”
Anoush hums assent and kisses Louie again. He knows exactly what he means. When one of them spends the night--or a couple of nights--they fall into a domestic rhythm so easily. He's glad he doesn't need to be afraid of that anymore.
“I love you too,” Anoush murmurs between kisses, and he can feel Louie's giddy smile against his own. The windows are open, it's breezy in the living room and the sun is gone. It's just the two of them and a couple of frogs in the yard. Louie kisses Anoush slowly, squeezing his thigh.
“Hey,” he whispers. “After we eat, I think we should head back up…”
“You're delusional,” Anoush says, chuckling like the thought hadn't crossed his mind too--maybe they’ve both lost their minds--and as soon as he says it, there's a commotion from the foyer.
“It's not funny, Anthony!!” Sam shouts. “You know I'm allergic!”
“Why the hell would you come to Hawai’i if you're allergic to coconut?”
“Coconut FLAVORING!”
Sam storms into the main room, throwing herself down on the couch right next to Anoush and Louie, who have absolutely no time to change their position. Anoush is frozen on Louie’s lap, and all he can do is be thankful that he isn't straddling Louie and they both have clothes on.
“He's being a complete tool,” Sam gripes, folding her arms and fixing Louie with a stormy glare. “Tell him he's being a tool. He only listens to you.”
Anthony comes in, buried somewhere in his hoodie, and flips her off behind her back. “I smell food,” he says, opening the oven to look inside. “What the fuck? Ziti and no garlic bread?”
Neither teen is remotely fazed by seeing Anoush and Louie so close.
“Hey, get your head outta my fuckin’ oven unless you wanna sleep in there,” Louie calls over to the kitchen. He rubs his thumb back and forth over the small of Anoush’s back. Anoush remains frozen, firmly holding the belief that if he stays still, he’ll turn into a wax figure and not have to exist anymore.
“Did you just threaten to kill me?” Anthony asks, bemused, as he closes the oven and opens the fridge.
“You could have ACTUALLY killed me!” Sam fumes, and Anoush has a very sobering thought as he hears the remaining two car doors slam outside.
Dating Louie means dating a LaRusso. It means dating Daniel’s cousin, dating the man who’s basically an uncle to Sam and Anthony. Dating someone with a family who already loves Anoush enough to drag him along on a family vacation.
“It was JUST. CHAPSTICK,” Anthony rebuts, still grinning, but Louie can see his bravado faltering just a tad. “I didn't know piña colada had coconut in it.”
Anoush snaps out of his trance. “You didn’t know that piña colada has coconut in it?”
Louie sees a tiny smile appear on Sam's face for the first time since she walked in.
“Can we stop talking about piña colada?” Amanda whines from the foyer and closes the door behind herself and Daniel. She works on taking off her strappy sandals by the door. “It was the entire car ride, plus the last five minutes at the restaurant. I wanted to finish my seafood risotto, but my kids wanted to— oh. Um.”
She stops in her tracks when she sees Anoush and Louie on the sectional, but tries to stay as composed as possible when she notices that Sam and Anthony are completely unbothered by the display. She sighs and turns towards the kitchen.
“Louie, you still haven’t told him that he’s a tool,” Sam reminds him, flashing him her best set of puppy dog eyes. It worked when she was 8 and it still works at 18.
“Alright, Anthony, stop tormenting your sister. Just ‘cause you’re younger than her don’t mean I can’t call you out for being a dick,” Louie tells his scowling young cousin.
“Woah!” Daniel exclaims as he walks into the main room from the foyer. His eyes widen upon seeing Louie with Anoush in his lap. “Uh- woah at the- the. The dick thing. Not the- this is totally-“
“Yeah, alright,” Louie waves him off, then shamelessly rests that hand on Anoush’s leg in a spot mild enough for a PG movie but risky enough that someone might call HR if they were at work. “It ain't anything he and his friends don’t call each other when they play Fortnite together.” Anthony draws his eyebrows together and drops his jaw, scandalized. “Oh, and Daniel, your son looked me in the eye and asked me why the garlic bread wasn’t in the oven yet when the ziti’s only been in for 20 minutes.”
Daniel’s attention completely shifts focus and he shakes his head at Anthony. “Okay,” Daniel points at Louie, “I’ll let this one slide. Anthony, just apologize to Sam so we can all move on with our lives, please.”
“Are you TRYING to ruin my life?!” Anthony nearly shrieks at Louie.
“At the beach today, you said it’d be funny if I got stung to death by jellyfish,” Louie shrugs one shoulder, currently getting an A+ in taking the piss out of his family members. Anoush gets comfier in his lap, snuggling closer to Louie’s torso, and sips on his wine.
“Oh my god, I didn't say TO DEATH!!” Anthony yells, then devolves into a fit of giggles when he sees Louie’s straight face crack. Louie chuckles too, and even Sam joins in. Anoush smiles as his body shakes with Louie’s laughter.
“Alright, come on, I think we can let these two get back to their dinner we crashed,” Daniel announces. Louie makes a small noise of protest, but it’s Anoush who speaks up.
“Oh, no, I'm sure there’s plenty for everyone if you guys are still hungry,” he reasons, then looks at Louie to confirm. Louie nods, but Anoush rolls his eyes when he catches the way Louie’s alternating staring quite intensely at his mouth. His one-track mind is something to be admired.
Sam accepts an awkward, mumbled apology from Anthony and lies horizontal on the couch to watch Tiktoks next to Louie and Anoush. Daniel and Lucille drag Anthony into the kitchen to make him prepare the garlic bread. Amanda meanders over as Louie and Anoush approach the end of their drinks.
“Okay, grenache blanc for Anoush,” she says without even having looked at the bottle, “And, Louie- dirty martini?”
“Yeah, but we’re out of olives,” Louie laments.
Amanda pulls a face. “We've been here three days and you already ate all our olives?” Try as she might, Amanda still doesn’t have the knack for hiding her mild (and mostly playful) contempt for Louie.
“I like olives,” Louie shrugs.
Anoush lets Amanda take his now-empty wine glass. “Okay…” Amanda responds, then looks between the two of them. “And did you use your best judgment?” she directs the question at Louie, but Anoush almost chokes on nothing anyway.
Louie plays dumb. It's a very reliable defense mechanism. “I mean, I felt like shit after I ate half the jar in one sitting.”
Amanda stares a hole through his forehead. Anoush looks back and forth between them, eyes narrowing.
“C’mon,” Louie says in a low conspiratorial voice, shifting and fidgeting under Anoush. “You think Anoush would do somethin’ that stupid?”
Amanda's mouth presses into a thin line, turning her glare onto Anoush. “He's with you, so I guess I don't know anymore.”
Louie snorts. “Fair enough, Mandy.”
Shaking her head, Amanda points two fingers right at Anoush in an “I’m watching” gesture before walking away. Sam glances up from her phone for a second before losing interest.
“What the fuck was that?” Anoush hisses in Louie’s ear, and Louie dismisses him with a wave of his hand.
“Don't worry ‘bout it. Aunt Lucille, get outta the oven! It needs another twenty at least.”
“You didn't cover the top of the damn dish!” Lucille yells back from the now-bustling kitchen. “You're gonna burn the cheese.”
Louie throws up his hands. “How the fuck is it gonna burn when we keep opening the oven every two minutes?!”
Anoush exhales deeply and takes a long sip of his wine. This is the LaRusso experience he’s used to, and not even Amanda's wry disapproval can shake his newfound sense of calm in the midst of the chaos.
Daniel and Anthony get the garlic bread in with the ziti so everything is finished together, and despite just coming home from dinner, everyone has at least a few bites so they can grade Louie’s sauce (very good, even though Lucille thinks it needed more time to simmer). Daniel gets the fire pit going outside, and Sam and Amanda bicker over what movie to put on inside. Anoush gets banished to the backyard by Louie when he offers to help clean up, and ends up bonding with Lucille by the fire over their mutual love of true crime novels. Through the open doors, he sees Louie and Sam laughing on the sofa, then Louie getting hit in the face with a throw pillow by Anthony.
“He’s always been so good with them,” Lucille says out of the blue, startling Anoush. He should know by now nothing gets past her.
“He is,” he says with a smile.
“It's not too late, you know.” She eyes him over the rim of her wine glass.
Anoush is lost. “Sorry, too late for what?”
“Babies!” she replies, like it's so obvious and casual. “I mean, it's not like you two have biological clocks to contend with-”
“Heyyyyy, I have cake!!” Daniel, who’s coming back from inside and caught enough of his mom’s words to know he needs to intervene now, saves Anoush from having to reply. Anoush is incredibly grateful--he's been through a lot today, in the best way possible. Going down that road is a bridge too far, simply because if he thinks about it for longer than two seconds he'll probably disintegrate.
He doesn't get to talk to Louie again until after Amanda and Anthony doze off during the movie, and Daniel reminds them all what time they're supposed to leave for the boat. They go back upstairs, and Louie kisses Anoush as soon as the door is closed. Anoush welcomes Louie's big hands on his hips, but a sudden breeze sends a shiver up his spine.
“Oh my god, you forgot to close the doors,” Anoush complains, looking over toward the open balcony doors.
“You’re the one who opened them,” Louie counters, murmuring against Anoush's temple.
“You’re the one who carried me through them back and forth like a ragdoll,” Anoush protests.
Louie pulls back to admire the pinched expression on Anoush’s face. “Not my fault you couldn’t walk back in by yourself.”
“Uh, no, it quite literally is your fault. Do you hear yourself when you talk or is it, like, elevator music in there?” Anoush asks.
Louie just snickers and bends down to kiss Anoush’s clothed shoulder. “Mm, elevator, that’s a good idea,” Louie whispers.
“What?”
“We should fool around in an elevator,” Louie clarifies and stands up straight. Anoush stares at him incredulously.
“Just go close the doors, I'm freezing.” he turns toward the bed, away from Louie, but Louie stops Anoush with a hand around his wrist.
“Hey,” Louie says softly, cupping Anoush’s cheek when he faces him once more. “I love you.”
And it works on Anoush because of course it does, because he’s alone with Louie and Louie doesn’t have to choose him but he does anyway, because he knows Louie would move the earth for him if that’s what he wanted. Anoush kisses Louie again, something soft and quick that very nearly warms Anoush up completely, but not quite.
“I love you,” Anoush echoes, “And I'll love you even more when you close the doors.”
Louie scoffs a laugh, and within a matter of seconds, Anoush is buried underneath the white covers of their king-sized bed. Louie crosses the room, grabs the edges of each door, and pauses to take in the last few moments of the nighttime breeze. He can faintly hear waves crash in the distance. The palm trees on the edge of the property sway gently. The cool breeze hits Louie's face and he can't help but smile.
He pushes the doors closed, turns the lock, and retreats to bed to be with his boyfriend, his lover, his Anoush.
Anoush and Louie have to spend three days together at an auto convention in Las Vegas. On their final night, Louie takes charge and drags Anoush out for a proper Vegas night on the town. Well...that was the plan, anyway.
Rating: Mature (non-explicit sex scene, alcohol and cannabis use, canon-typical profanity and vulgarity)
Chapter word count: 10.2k
Relationships: Louie LaRusso/Anoush Norouzi
Characters: Louie LaRusso, Anoush Norouzi, Original Character(s)
Tags: POV Third Person Limited, Louie's POV, Co-workers to lovers, There Was Only One Bed (kind of), Banter, One Night Stands,Pining, What happens in Vegas…sorry, Hot Tub, Jealousy, Implied/Referenced Sex, Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs, Late Night Conversations, set around season 4-5, Author Has Never Set Foot in a Car Dealership
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“Is this what you’ve been doing all day?”
Louie jolted up straight and grabbed his iPad before it slipped off his lap. He scowled at Anoush, who was looming over him like a hall monitor on a power-trip. “The fuck you sneaking up on me for?”
Anoush scoffed and waved a hand in front of Louie’s eyes. “Hello? I was waving at you from over there.” He gestured to a leafy tropical potted plant - one of countless lush plants that formed a low canopy on the periphery of the cavernous lobby of the Bellagio. Fanning, slender leaves arced towards Louie in the center of the sweeping room, thousands of accusing green fingers pointing at him. “Were you seriously asleep where anybody could walk by and see you? Where vendors could see you?”
“No! Jesus. I was just lookin’ at the ceiling.” Louie pointed upward. “Come on, you seen this shit?”
“Yeah, Louie. I saw it this morning when we got to the registration table. Very nice.”
“Will you relax and sit down? Fuck, man.”
When Louie smacked the cushion beside him, Anoush relented. With a massive sigh, he dropped onto the blobby blue sofa. Caught off guard by its irregular shape, he lost control of his body and tipped backward, landing on the deep back cushions with a squeak in the back of his throat. Louie stifled a laugh. On the quick flight over, he’d promised Anoush he wasn’t going to be a complete asshole for the entire trip, and he thought he was doing okay so far. At least from Anoush’s new angle, he had no choice but to look at the ceiling.
“Okay, I’m relaxed,” Anoush declared. “Happy?”
“Like hell you're relaxed.” As evidence, Louie grabbed Anoush by the arm. It was immediately wrested away, and Anoush crossed his arms over his chest. “Never seen anyone come here and be such a fuckin’ tightass.”
“I think I’m being pretty normal, under the circumstances.”
“What circumstances? Getting three days off work to let loose in Vegas?”
“You can let loose,” Anoush said flatly. “I told you, I don't care what you do. I’m not your babysitter, which is what I told Amanda…oh, an hour ago.” He flashed his phone screen in Louie’s face. “See?”
“Our babysitter growin’ up was hot as fuck.” Louie snickered. “She’d wear these little cutoff shorts…”
Anoush’s face scrunched up. “Ew. Help me understand how you had great numbers last quarter, you’ve actually been coming in on time, the whole nine yards…and now you've regressed into a state of total chaos.”
“You asked me the exact same thing a month ago, so you should know the answer,” Louie retorted. “You gotta relax. You're not even appreciating this ceiling.”
“I’ve seen it,” Anoush hissed. Now he was glaring daggers at Louie. “I just spent two and half hours at a Honda Research Institute panel, learning about fucking hydrocarbon reclamation, because I’ve. Been. Working. All day. I haven't eaten anything since breakfast, because the only thing I had time for at lunch was the sushi bar and they didn't have any markers for which rolls contain shellfish. So if you could do, I don't know, one fucking thing to get us a lead before we go home, that's all I ask. One meeting, one normal and professional round of drinks, one conversation that involves business topics and not fantasy football…anything, Lou.”
A slow grin overtook Louie’s face. In a few seconds, Anoush was going to be more blustery and torrential than he was already. Anticipating the thunderstuck expression he’d pull gave Louie a sick buzz. “That’s all you want me to do? You coulda just said that instead of freaking out.”
“What?”
Louie reached into a small pocket in his jacket’s lining. With a flourish, he produced a stiff stack of business cards and held them right up to Anoush’s nose. “That’s what I got between nine and lunchtime.”
Anoush crossed his eyes trying to read the first card. He snatched them from Louie and sat up as best he could on the sofa, leafing through the colorful array. “From where?”
“Buncha guys. Don’t get your grubby fingerprints all over ‘em. I’ve just been introducing myself to whoever I see with a convention lanyard. I got another pile back in the room from yesterday.” Louie stretched and got even comfier in his lounging position. “That one you’re holding, that’s a dude from Amperell.”
Anoush whipped his head around. “You’re messing with me. This is a blank card.” He looked at the card again, squinting at it until his eyes flew open wide. “You’re not messing with me. Wow. Who the hell does a raised matte black text on a matte black background?”
“They wanna partner with us for the launch of their electric SUV next year. First production round, promos…” Louie trailed off, unable to contain laughter at Anoush’s jaw going slack. He could be nice, sure, but Anoush couldn’t reasonably expect him be considerate and professional all the time. “See, this is why you’re not closin’ deals. You can’t stay cool.”
“I am closing deals,” Anoush countered. He slapped the business cards down on Louie’s stomach. “Just…not with Amperell.”
“Tell you what,” Louie said as he put them away. “I'm feeling generous. I’m a reasonable man. I’ll share credit with you for bringing them in, fifty-fifty--” he pointed at Anoush - “--under two conditions.”
Anoush blinked. “I sincerely can’t recall a time where you displayed an ability to be reasonable.”
“See, I’m even gonna let that slide, on account of me bein’ such a cool and nice guy. You want my conditions or not?” Louie could see Anoush doing math in his head. his mouth moved almost imperceptibly, whispering to no one.
“Fine.”
“Alright. Condition one: you had your night last night, you got your quiet reading time by the pool, you made me leave Mandalay Bay at ten o’clock like a ninety year old…so tonight's my night.”
Anoush went pale. “No.”
“Let me finish!”
“No chance.”
“I’m not gonna make you go up the Stratosphere, okay? Pinky swear. No scary rides. I was givin’ you a hard time last night.” Louie reached for Anoush's hand and forced a pinky swear, chuckling when Anoush made a face and wiped his hand on his pants. “Come on, you're not havin’ any fun here, you’re depressing me. I’ll decide what we do, but it's not gonna be a drag. Promise, man. I been to Vegas like eighty thousand times, I know what to avoid.”
Anoush sighed, Oxford-clad foot tapping a disorganized beat on polished marble. “...I know I don't wanna get blackout drunk.”
“Why’re you assuming that’s what I wanna do?” Louie snorted. “I know I’m a piece of shit, but I’m not twenty-five anymore and blacking out’s a waste of time. We're only here one more night.”
“So what would you want to do?”
“I dunno yet. Gotta see where the evening takes us. Vegas, baby.”
Louie knew better than most that Anoush was no great lover of spontaneity. Contrary to what Anoush probably believed, the last thing he wanted was to torment his friend. He’d paid some attention to Anoush’s litany of grievances with Las Vegas and its very existence for the past several weeks. They’d come a long way since reuniting at the dealership, easing into a natural closeness and mutual understanding, and Louie was confident he could arrange an inoffensive night on the town tailored to Anoush’s needs if Anoush would just trust him.
When his shoulders slumped out of their rigid right angle, Louie knew he was hooked.
“What’s your second condition?” Anoush asked.
“You’ll love it.”
“Oh god.”
Louie grinned. “Second condition is you shut up for five minutes and look at the fuckin’ ceiling with me.”
Anoush’s laughter was a relief to hear. He’d barely smiled since they’d arrived. “What is with you and this ceiling? It’s like a giant glass baby mobile for you.’
“You’ll understand if you accept the conditions.”
“I accept,” said Anoush, flopping back on the sofa once more and lying back as far as he could on the cushions. “Whatever. Five minutes, then food.”
“Sure, but I get to pick the food.”
“Food’s the only choice I know I can trust you with.” He glanced at Louie with a soft smile. Louie made the mistake of catching his eye, and Anoush swiftly broke the contact and looked upward. “What do I even look at? There’s way too much going on.”
“Every time you talk,” Louie said, “your five minutes start over.”
“Tell me why you like it so much first.”
“Don’t make me set a timer on my phone. You shoulda never showed me how to do that.”
With a heavy sigh, Anoush glanced at his watch and fell silent.
Louie finally got to gaze into the curves and drooping lobes of the glass sculpture again. In the absence of banter, he could hear every footstep echo from the front entrance to the front desk. Low mid-week murmurs floated over marble, and sporadic bouts of laughter collided with the ceiling and chimed from one whirling glass flower to the next. If Louie concentrated hard enough, focused on the overlaps where orange splashes met ballooning pockets of pink and blue, his sight wavered and the pieces began to move, their edges undulating like jellyfish in the gentlest current. He watched, breathing slow, as if a sudden movement would bring the whole installation crashing down. Beside him, Anoush didn’t move an inch.
“You get it now?” Louie eventually asked. He hadn’t kept track of the time. When he tore his gaze away from the sculpture to look at Anoush, artifacts of popping color overlaid his vision and swam across Anoush’s skin for a brief instant before fading. Still transfixed, his smile was slack and peaceful.
“I think so,” he mused. Another bout of warm silence, then: “I think I read somewhere that Chihuly is an asshole.”
“Goddamn it, Anoush.”
“What?!”
-----
Dinner and a top-shelf tequila did wonders for Anoush’s demeanor, as it usually did. Louie had been through this moody, snippy routine with him for a thousand afternoons, and was more than happy to treat him if it meant he’d chill out for a minute. And once they returned to their suite at the Cosmopolitan and Anoush was tearing off the stuffy clothes he’d been wearing all day, all the better.
“Don’t make me go back out there.” He flopped face-first on the bed in nothing but a t-shirt and underwear. “ ‘S too hot.”
“Y’know, for some reason I thought you’d be okay with a two minute walk between one air-conditioned building and another,” Louie chided from his spot on the oversized couch as he pondered two different shirts laid out in front of him. He knew Anoush hated them both, so there was really no losing. “Shoulda known better.”
“Two minute walk through an oven set to broil,” Anoush said. “I don’t know if I can get up again.” He yawned into the duvet. “This bed is too good.”
Louie made a face. “Ain’t that nice. I wouldn’t know.”
“Did I or did I not offer to switch off with you?”
“I don’t want your bed germs.”
“They change the sheets every day.”
“Seriously, man, I’m good on the couch. I can sleep wherever. One time my buddy and I passed out in the alley out behind this club in Seaside, and I slept like a fuckin’ rock.”
Anoush groaned, turning onto his side to face Louie. “Not this again…And then you woke up, saw your seventh grade bully down the street at Dunkin’ Donuts, you beat each other to a pulp, and he ended up in the bed next to yours in the ER. And now you’re friends on Facebook, and everyone fist-pumped happily ever after.”
“Aw, you do listen to my stories,” Louie gushed. To Anoush’s credit, he did look a bit overheated. His neck and cheeks were suddenly pink and blotchy.
“I still think they should’ve given us money back for putting us in the wrong room.”
“You didn’t hear the guy at the desk blowing smoke up my ass? Technically we got a free upgrade or whatever, technically there are still two beds ‘cause the couch has a bed that pulls out, blah blah blah. They don’t give a fuck. Least it’s not our money.”
Anoush narrowed his eyes. “The couch pulls out? Why didn’t you pull it out the last two nights?”
“Will you quit distracting me?” Louie had no idea why he didn’t pull it out. It simply hadn’t occurred to him. Whoops. “C’mon, get your lazy ass outta bed, put on somethin’ nice.”
“Now you want me to get dolled up for you?” Anoush said with a dramatic sigh. He smiled at his own joke, but Louie forgot how to respond. Grunting with the effort of getting himself upright when he really didn’t want to, Anoush rolled his head from side to side. Louie watched him stretch one arm across his chest, then the other. “Remember, I have my limits.”
“I know, I heard you the eighteenth time you said that.”
“I reserve the right to pull the plug if I want to.”
“You reserve the right to pussy out. Man, you make it sound like I’m flying you into fuckin’ Vietnam. It’s just a casino. Take your allergy meds now so the cigarette smoke doesn’t get to you so much.”
“That’s…not a bad idea. Okay, maybe you do have a completely normal night planned.” Anoush stood in front of his closet and tugged off his t-shirt, throwing it behind him. Arm holes billowing wide, the shirt fluttered down to the foot of the bed. “I still don’t trust you, because I’m not stupid, but It’d be more entertaining if you prove me wrong.”
Anoush’s bare back was ramrod-straight until the point where it curved. There were two small moles, one lighter than the other, above the small of his back. He reached for the shelf above him and the faint bumps of his spine swiveled and spread apart, arcs of movement sweeping through the smooth planes of his slender arm like a swell of roiling glass. The setting sun reflected between his shoulder blades and bounced all over the hotel room.
“I will,” said Louie, transfixed. “Love proving you wrong.”
----
Anoush forced Louie to wear his least shiny shirt, so getting lost in Caesar’s Palace was really Anoush’s own fault. There’s no way he would have lost sight of Louie otherwise. And he certainly couldn’t blame Louie for wandering away from the craps table, lured by the temptation of the curvy brunette who brushed against his shoulder on the way to the bar. It was nothing but natural, nothing but Louie on auto-pilot. Stimulus, response, stimulus, response.
Maybe that was why Anoush didn’t click into this town the way Louie did - he needed to consider every option laid out in front of him. Louie would be exhausted if he had to think that hard all the time. He just did whatever captured his attention first, barreling down on a situation to seize it tightly and submerge himself in whatever was meant to happen next. Not that Louie was sure he believed that anything in life was meant to happen. Vanessa loved to talk his ear off about the power of manifestation, radical acceptance, the id and the ego, a bunch of frilly terms that boiled together and came out tasting the same. All Louie really paid attention to on nights like tonight was the flow.
God or the universe probably didn’t push this girl into his view, or compel him to buy her a drink, or another drink after that. It was just happening, and Louie was all-in, for better or worse, whether he really felt like talking to her or not. She had a nice laugh, and when she leaned closer she carried the smell of coffee and artificial vanilla. Any questions he asked her fizzled with casual shrugs and giggles - all he learned was that she was from Tampa by way of Huntsville and twice divorced - but she didn’t mind him rambling about cars and sports betting, and she definitely didn’t mind his hand resting on her bare knee.
She was practically hanging off his arm when he glanced across a sea of blackjack and clamorous unicorn-themed slots to where he’d last seen Anoush, perched on a blue and gold stool that squeaked as he nervously twisted back and forth. Louie had left him there after teasing him for bringing down the vibes at the craps table. He figured Anoush would get the hang of it on his own--it was just dice, for Pete’s sake--but someone else was sitting on the stool now. Louie’s eyes darted across the general vicinity, figuring he couldn’t have gone far. It had only been a few minutes since--no, shit, it had been over an hour, he realized with sinking guilt. When was the last time he’d checked on Anoush? Had he checked at all? He punched out a quick where u at text and turned his attention back towards the woman, internally weighing whether or not he could trust Anoush to look out for himself in the bowels of the vast resort.
“What’s on your mind?” she cooed.
“Nothin’s on my mind, baby. Nothin’ but you.”
“Those eyebrows of yours give you away.” Her fingers spider-walked up his forearm, the crescent of each short, badly-painted nail slowly pricking his skin. “I like a guy who’s easy to read. And a bad liar.”
“Yeah?” Louie was only half-listening.
“Mhm. Means you’d never dare to cheat.”
“Just lost track of the dude I came in with, that’s all.”
“Ohhh.” She nodded. “The short guy. I bet he found a friend to talk to, like you did.”
“Yeah. I wouldn't be so sure,” Louie mused. “Sorry, I better text him.”
Louie wasn’t a complete dick. He got her number before leaving her to sip her mai tai alone, but by the time he’d searched down the twelfth or thirteenth aisle of slot machines he’d forgotten her name. Bella or Stella or Louella. Nice girl, but Anoush wouldn’t approve. Louie could practically hear him in his head, bitching about how she ended nearly every sentence with “so…”
At first he figured Anoush couldn’t have journeyed far, but he soon understood exactly how Anoush could’ve lost his way just trying to find a bathroom. Outside of the casino, the lights and smells down the winding avenues of restaurants and shops were disorienting. He searched for Anoush under the glowing sponge-painted bowl of a fake sunset, between colonnades of plaster and foam, peeking into each luxury store and cigar lounge in case Anoush had been tempted inside by the finer things in life.
With no luck, Louie doubled back past Michaelangelo’s David, pausing for just a second as he was distracted by the statue’s striking gaze and the incredible detail on his triceps--was Michaelangelo gay or something?--before making his way out to the pools. He didn’t really expect to find Anoush out where the rowdiest people were likely to be, but fresh air sounded nice now that the burning, choking sun was nearly gone, and perhaps Anoush had the same idea.
Sure enough, dry mountain winds were sneaking back into town, rushing through the tunnel created by the Strip’s shiny towers with a hollow moan. Louie perched on the edge of a lounge chair and sighed, drinking in chlorinated air and thinking about all the chips he’d be accumulating if Anoush hadn’t suddenly developed a thirst for adventure. His attention divided equally between scanning for a familiar face around each pool and the vicious argument unfolding between three bikini-clad women at the swim-up bar. Just as one woman stormed away from her shouting companions, dripping water from her dark mane of hair and headed right in Louie’s direction, his phone buzzed in his back pocket.
ADouche Norouzi Hello????????????
Louie threw up a hand and mumbled “C’mon, you serious?” Apparently he was loud enough for the gorgeous, angry woman passing by to hear. She made a disgusted noise and shot him a dirty look over her shoulder. Louie nearly called after her--either to apologize or to say hey, they’re just jealous of you, sweetheart--but the voice of his mother snapping shut that damn mouth before I shut it for you won out.
Not only was Anoush eating into Louie’s potential winnings, he was making a valiant run for the Worst Wingman Lifetime Achievement Award by actively destroying Louie’s chances of getting laid, all without being anywhere near him. He typed furiously and fired off a reply without proofreading.
Wtf maan wehred u go
It took Anoush much longer to reply than it should have, in Louie’s humble opinion. When his response did come through, it was a .GIF of a boy in sunglasses and a blue jacket dancing in a nightclub. He looked pretty cool. Way cooler than Anoush.
Thats not a place
Been looking all over
R u dead
Kidnapped
Put out an amber alert for ur dumb ass
Read 9:37pm
Anoush’s typing bubble popped up again for an instant, then disappeared and did not return. Louie rubbed a hand over his face. Without the distraction of dice and cards and beautiful women, the busy work trip was catching up to him. Despite teasing Anoush about turning in early the previous night, he had to admit that it’d been nice to get a decent night of sleep for once.
If he didn’t find Anoush soon, he’d be tempted to head back to the Cosmopolitan and commandeer the king bed for himself. But that option was just as sad and pathetic as getting ditched by the only co-worker who semi-tolerated him and spending the remainder of his night shooting craps alone. He no longer believed Anoush had gotten lost, but instead wandered off to make his own fun, and he had no right to be mad about it because he’d left Anoush behind first.
He was mad anyway.
The dancing .GIF was enough of a clue, even for a bonehead like him. Anoush probably thought a moving picture would be easier for him to understand than words. Heading back indoors, Louie made his way to the resort’s nightclub, although now he was uncertain whether his presence there would be welcomed if Anoush was, in fact, partying solo. The line to enter the club was sparse, which was good for everyone involved because Louie never waited in line. Being such a large space, a decent weekday crowd still made the expansive main dance floor look dead. Through the shadows and strobes he spied the entrance to another dance floor off of the main dance floor, an outdoor terrace upstairs, VIP tables and booths as far as the eye could see, and at least four different bars…
Fifteen or twenty years ago, Louie would’ve absolutely destroyed the place and left on a stretcher, or in handcuffs, or both. Now he was just a cranky old man with intermittent pain in his left knee, a twinging reminder of rough high school football tackles. The DJ wasn’t playing anything he recognized.
Well, maybe he could fix that. The dude didn’t seem all that busy. He didn’t see the first shallow step down to the sunken dance floor and nearly ate shit, but thankfully righted himself without the buzzing group of bachelorette party celebrants nearby noticing. The short blonde one winked at him over the bride’s shoulder. Sorry, baby, I’m older than dirt and falling apart. Now his stupid ankle hurt as he approached the stage.
“You take requests?”
The young guy, a Latino kid with a full beard and thick-framed red glasses, peered down at him. He was twisting a knob on his board back and forth with no effect on the piped-in sound. He shrugged.
“Not really s’posed to, but we’re slow.”
“No manager’s gonna get pissy with you, right?”
“Nah.” The kid smiled. “He couldn’t be bothered to show up tonight.”
Louie snorted. “Typical, huh.”
“For real. Pisses me off.”
“Yeah, but the place probably runs better without his lazy ass anyway.”
“It really does,” the DJ laughed. shaking his head. “What you wanna hear?”
“I dunno. Somethin’ not from this decade. Or the last one, ideally.”
“Hmm. Lemme see what I got, boss.”
He managed to follow instructions. “Better Off Alone” by Alice Deejay was an extremely safe but recognizable choice that drew even the laziest of revelers to the dance floor. Except Anoush, naturally. With few people left sitting down, Louie finally located his dark curly head, facing away from the action. He was sitting at a low table ensconced by a semi-circular booth, positioned opposite from some random dude Louie didn’t recognize. Thin chinstrap of a beard, thin eyebrows, thin tie. Reminded Louie of a toothpick with a balloon for a head. As he approached from behind, skirting around the churning mass of dancers, Anoush’s laugh floated towards him over the thrumming bass. He walked faster.
“I couldn’t deal with that, dude. No way. Not for all the money in the world,” the stranger shouted across the table, just as his eyes landed on Louie. “Oh, hey, is this your guy?”
Anoush looked over his shoulder, and his slack smile only grew wider. “Oh my God, you’re not dead!”
“Neither are you, by some fuckin’ miracle,” Louie said. He didn’t feel inclined to return the happy sentiments. Anoush had been disappointingly sober when Louie left him, and he definitely wasn’t now. It bothered him, the idea of these two drinking and swapping stories while he wandered around the resort like a fool. “Why didn’t you tell me where the fuck you were?”
“Uh, I did.” Anoush shook his phone in Louie’s face. The suave dancing boy mocked him anew.
“Yeah, only like an hour after you fuckin’ vanished into thin air.” Louie made a point to ignore the indignance that screwed Anoush’s face into a stark new configuration. “You gonna introduce me, or what?”
“Oh, I know your name.” The smile of the unknown man betrayed teeth that were insulting in their brightness and uniformity. His hand extended towards Louie. “I’m Raman. We were just talking about you and your badass family. You two see a lot more excitement than my dealership, that's for sure.”
Louie had no choice but to complete the handshake, and he did his best not to crush Raman’s lithe fingers before dropping his hand like a stone. He took a deep breath before opening his big mouth for once. “Talking about my family, huh. That's cool.”
“Only good things, I swear!” Raman chuckled. “Almost makes me want to go back to working with my family. Except they're in construction and I can't even build a gingerbread house.”
Louie noticed Raman rubbing and clasping his hands together, self-soothing. And Louie was purposefully not meeting Anoush’s gaze, because the piercing heat radiating from below sufficed. Anoush’s eyes were dark and deep enough to trip and fall into. Rich brown took on a vague tint of burgundy when his anger escaped. Louie had witnessed it, felt it, and caused it before. If he looked down now, his throat would sear shut.
“Ain’t all it’s cracked up to be,” he eventually said. He sank into the booth beside Anoush, who snatched up the denim jacket he’d shrugged off earlier and scooted away from him with a few jerky motions. “Did he tell you about my cousin’s wife?”
Raman’s guffaw was almost drowned out by the hook of a new song. “Just wait ‘til he tells you about my wife.”
Louie laughed, but he was cut off by Anoush’s sharp little elbow in his side. Right. Don’t shit-talk the boss. Even if she routinely busts your balls in front of God and everybody. Got it.
“What, you two know each other or something?”
“We were seated next to each other in the Honda Research seminar today,” Raman said. “Back row, like cool kids.”
“Raman’s with Rossi Auto in San Diego,” Anoush interjected. Chancing a sidelong glance, Louie got the message loud and clear. He resented that Anoush naturally expected him to misbehave. Then again, maybe that concern wasn’t unwarranted. But hadn’t the elbow to his kidney been warning enough? Sheesh.
“Oh yeah, I think we had dinner with some guys from Rossi in Palm Springs. How many locations again?”
“We’re up to thirteen. Our newest collision center just had its grand opening in San Clemente. And Q2 next year, I’m taking over the opening of our new Chevy location in Irvine.”
“Irvine,” Louie echoed. “Damn. Irvine, huh. Pretty much our backyard.”
“We’ll practically be neighbors.” Raman was showing off those stupid teeth again.
“Please,” Anoush scoffed. “Last month, it took me two hours to get to Irvine from my place.”
Louie squinted at him. “The hell were you goin’ to Irvine for?”
“Wouldn’t you like to know.”
Smile stubbornly plastered on, Raman’s gaze bounced back and forth between the two. “Hey, this must be the dream team in action.”
Whatever this stringbean asshole’s deal was, Louie was in no mood to find out. And he was a bonehead, but he knew when he was being mocked. Where did this guy get off, inviting Anoush to his table and plying him with martinis when they’d met only hours ago? Why would Anoush choose to hang out with Raman on the last night of their trip?
“You’re looking at 3.6 million in sales last quarter alone.” He leaned back, draping his arm over the back of the booth. “So yeah. Jordan and Pippen.” This time, Anoush kicked his shin. Louie kicked back.
“Ow.”
“Huh. Fuck.” Raman drained his drink and leaned forward to set down the glass, checking his phone at the same time. “Maybe if I get bored, I’ll jump ship and come be your Rodman.” When he looked up again, something behind Louie’s head distracted him. His face lit up. “Fuck, baby, there you are! Wait, what’s going on?”
The interruption felt like divine intervention. Louie was on the verge of saying something truly uncalled for. Sometimes, the flow just needed to be cut off. He turned, only to be faced with the same woman he’d encountered out by the pool. Go fucking figure. She’d changed into a strapless green dress and her dark hair was drying out in cascading waves, but her scowl hadn’t changed a bit. Recognition flickered in her eyes when she noticed Louie.
“Nothing’s going on,” she answered, not missing a beat. “I’m just tired.”
Raman reached for her hand and coaxed her closer. “Guys, this is Marci, my wife. Babe, I was telling you about Anoush at dinner, and this is Lenny.”
“Louie,” Anoush quickly corrected before Louie could.
Raman scoffed. “Listen to me. Sorry, Louie.” Louie had heard more sincere apologies from partners who’d cheated on him. “Hey, where’re Nishita and Kirti?”
“Don’t know, don’t care,” Marci said flatly. “Can we get out of here? I told you I want to go to that show.”
“So they’re not coming? Then why’d I get a table?”
Marci shrugged. “Don’t know why you’re surprised that your sisters are inconsiderate.”
After releasing a heavy sigh, Raman re-affixed his smile and stood from the booth. “Well, boys, at least we had our fun. You two might as well enjoy the table. Go ahead and stick around. And charge your drinks to my room. Nambudiri, 2703.”
“Hey, you don’t have to do that,” Anoush replied, but Raman dismissed him with a wave.
“I mean it, bro. Have fun tonight, okay? Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. And remember what I said,” he called out, pointing back at Anoush as his wife tugged him away. “Nice meeting you, Louie!”
“See ya,” Louie mumbled. Next to him, Anoush shook his head and went in for the last sip of his martini. No fair - Louie’s buzz had faded before he left the casino. “What’s the matter now? Gonna smack me around some more?”
“Do you get some sick pleasure from embarrassing people in general?” Anoush asked. “Or is it just me?”
“How the fuck did I embarass you?”
“I know you know what manners are, somewhere deep down.”
“I mean, obviously you don’t. You ditched me, let me wander around like a jerkoff looking for you.”
“Is that seriously why you came in here with a chip on your shoulder? You ditched me first! You left me at the craps table to creep on that woman.”
“Creep? We were talking. It’s called havin’ a conversation. I know you got no clue how to do that with women, but--”
“Oh, fuck off--”
“Ready for another round?” Both Anoush and Louie jumped at the voice of the server. She hardly looked old enough to drink herself, and her wide eyes told them that she’d heard more than enough of their spat. Once they’d sheepishly ordered their cocktails, she practically sprinted away. Louie slumped down in the booth, fake leather squeaking beneath him. Anoush stabbed the last olive in his glass repeatedly with a toothpick, and bits of pimento spilled out of each tiny hole.
“What’d he say?” Louie asked after a prolonged, uneasy silence.
“What?”
“Raman. He told you to remember what he said.” After a beat, Louie rushed to add “I mean, you don’t gotta tell me. If it’s private.”
“No, no,” Anoush said. “It was nothing. We were just talking about how shitty I am at networking. He said I shouldn’t take myself too seriously.”
Louie wanted to laugh. It sounded exactly like advice that someone who didn’t know Anoush from Adam would give. But he’d promised to show Anoush a good night on the town, only to royally screw it up almost immediately with his own selfishness. The teasing could wait for another time.
“Sorry I had chips on my shoulder, or whatever.”
“No, I get it. I should’ve answered you sooner and I got sidetracked.”
“Yeah, ‘cause you were having fun. I can’t be mad at that.” Louie saw Anoush’s smile, his real smile. “What made you leave in the first place?”
“I had to pee. They kept giving me vodka crans.”
“I knew it.”
“Raman came in while I was washing my hands and invited me over here. Did you get that girl’s number?”
“Nah. Didn’t ask.”
Anoush didn’t have a response to that. Not that Louie needed one. He took his phone out of his pocket, along with something else. A small resealable foil pouch, decorated with moons and stars and comets that fluoresced under the club lights. He pointed to an app on his phone, trying to tell Louie something, but the hook to another classic techno track temporarily drowned him out. Louie appreciated that the DJ was sticking with his theme.
“What’s that?” He leaned in close, and Anoush did too.
“I said, open this app. It should already be on your phone.”
Louie took out his phone, and it didn’t take long to find the icon with the green circle that looked like a radar, identical to the one on Anoush’s screen. “Okay, now what?”
“Here.” Anoush reached across Louie to tap his screen. The cold steel of his wristwatch brushed against Louie’s exposed wrist. Louie didn’t know if he was smelling Anoush’s cologne, shampoo, or hair gel. They all melded together. “Now hit that, and that. Okay, send the request. And I’ll accept it on mine.” He was directing Louie, but carrying out all the steps himself. ‘There.”
“What’d you just do?”
“I shared my location, and you’re sharing yours with me. See?” Anoush held up his phone alongside Louie’s. A circle popped up on Louie’s screen, in the middle of a map of the Strip - a tiny picture of Anoush, the picture Louie had taken at Daniel and Amanda’s Fourth of July barbecue three or four years back, wearing an American flag t-shirt and chugging cheap light beer on a dare. A green pulse emanated from the circle. On Anoush’s phone the icon showed Louie fast asleep at his desk, leaning back precariously with his mouth agape.
“Now who’s a creep?” Louie joked. “Keepin’ tabs on me?”
“It’s so you don’t lose me again,” Anoush said. “Or vice versa.”
Louie caught his eye. Caught him staring, more like. From his slumped-down vantage, Anoush was slightly above him. Louie expected him to look away--Anoush wasn’t a fan of eye contact, avoiding it even with customers when he could without seeming rude--but he didn’t.
“Not a bad idea,” Louie replied. He craned his neck to get closer to Anoush’s ear, just to make sure he could hear as the music swelled. “I don’t think I’m goin’ anywhere else, though. Like he said, might as well chill here and drink for free, right?”
“Uh-huh. Fine by me.” Anoush was flushed now. The last martini must have been hitting his system. “Hey, you want one?” He picked up the small pouch again. This time, Louie noticed the little five-leafed symbol on the corner of the packaging.
“You for real?”
“It’s kind of overwhelming in here.” Anoush tore open the pouch and extracted a gummy shaped like an orange slice. “These help me relax, sort of.”
“You were holding out on me!” Louie didn’t know why he was so tickled by Anoush breaking out edibles at the club. It wasn’t surprising, not really. More endearing. “Come on, gimme.” He plucked the gummy from Anoush’s hand.
“Hold on. You don’t even know how much is in it.”
“I can read, asshole.” Louie pointed at the labeling on the package. Anoush rolled his eyes and took one out for himself.
“You make that extremely easy to forget, Louie.”
“Hey, if these help you relax, maybe you should start gettin’ stoned at work.”
“Wow. Inspired. I don’t know where you come up with such amazing ideas.”
Louie bumped his gummy against Anoush’s, trying to make it seem like a toast before popping it in his mouth. “Hey, mazel tov.”
“L’chaim,” Anoush corrected him with a giggle. Louie would keep saying stupid shit as long as Anoush kept laughing. Hell, he’d run through the casino naked if it made Anoush laugh.
“Yeah, that.”
Chewing his own gummy, Anoush wrinkled his nose when the previous track faded into a new one. “Ugh. These taste like shit. I don’t know why I keep buying this brand. Why are they playing all the shitty music from my senior prom?” Whenever he turned to look at Louie, his face was awash in flashing pink and blue and orange light. It would make more sense for him to scoot to the other side of the booth, or for Louie to switch sides. Oh well.
“I dunno,” Louie lied. “Do they sell food in this place, or what? I’m starving.”
-----
“Lou.”
“What?’
“This isn’t a hot tub.”
“What?”
The cork exploded out of the champagne bottle and ricocheted off the wet bar backsplash, popping Louie right in the chest. “Ow. Jesus. Ow. What the fuck.”
“What happened?” Anoush called out, and Louie could hear water sloshing in the bathroom. “Are you okay?”
“I’m good. Don’t get out. The fuck you mean it’s not a hot tub?”
“It’s just not.”
Sighing, Louie carried the open bottle and two glasses the short distance to the bathroom. “Then why’d they tell me there’s…” He trailed off, stopping two steps past the threshold. A deep herbal smell filled the air. thick and invigorating. The so-called hot tub in question took up the entire far end of the grand black and white bathroom, made of what looked like solid stone with a high, thick ledge. The tub was situated in front of a large window with a prime view of the Bellagio’s ostentatious fountains. Anoush was chest-deep in the water, wiping condensation off the window and squinting down below. His graying curls were soaked, dark and messy, steam rolling off his bare skin. Louie watched a trail of vapor rise all the way to the ceiling before Anoush fixed him with an odd look, prompting him to come back to Earth for a fleeting moment.
“Swear to God, the desk guy said there’s a Jacuzzi in the bathroom.”
“Hm.” Anoush picked up his phone off the tub ledge and started typing. “I mean, there’s no jets. There’s a switch that keeps the water heated, but that’s it.”
“You’re probably not lookin’ in the right place.”
“Oh, right, sorry. I forgot to look in the tub.”
“You want champagne or not, smartass? And I know it’s sparkling wine, not real fuckin’ frou-frou French champagne, blah blah blah, save your breath.”
“Do I want a glass of heartburn before bed? Not particularly.”
“It was free. Cork’s already out, so unless you want a nasty flat mimosa in the morning before we go…I’m not wasting free booze.”
Anoush scoffed, but he took the flute Louie offered him and let him pour. Louie filled to the top, foam spilling over the rim and onto Anoush’s knuckles. “Wouldn’t want to waste this ultra-rare twelve-dollar bottle.”
“Hey, you don’t get to be a snob anymore tonight. You’re a grown man sitting in a bathtub in your swim trunks.”
They’d only left the club after Louie nearly passed out in the booth--not from drinking too much, but pure sleepiness. He really wasn’t the all-night tank he used to be (and that was for the best). But he couldn’t help himself. The air in the club was warm, the edible made time feel smooth and drippy, Anoush’s weight on his arm had gotten heavier and heavier as they talked. They both could have fallen asleep right there, despite the thundering beats and cacophonous slurred shouting all around. Louie was still nice and warm now, the drinks and the weed still spinning circles in his system, but against all odds he was wide awake. A second wind was hitting him thanks to a wet, half-naked Anoush and whatever smelly potion he’d dumped in the water.
“When you going to the eye doctor?” he asked. Anoush was holding his phone far out in front of his face and squinting.
“Nothing’s wrong with my eyes.” Even he didn’t sound convinced. “I’m just high.”
“Nuh-uh. You look at your iPad all strange at work too-”
“All suites feature a spacious standing rainfall shower and a large Japanese soaking tub,” Anoush read aloud, changing the subject. “That’s what the website says. Nothing about a hot tub.”
“The fuck is a Japanese soaking tub?”
“This is a Japanese soaking tub.”
“What’s Japanese about it?”
“Don’t look at me, I don’t know.”
“Just sounds like some shit you’d know about.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“Why’d they tell me it’s a hot tub?”
“They probably didn’t. You weren’t listening carefully.”
Louie huffed and poured himself a glass of champagne, not that there was much to celebrate. “You don’t know that. You weren’t there.”
“No use pouting about it now.” Anoush returned his attention to the steamy window, peering at the fountain plaza below. “Is that Criss Angel down there?...No. Wait, he might be…No. I think every white guy in Vegas just looks like Criss Angel.”
“Why, are you window shopping?” Louie quipped. The words came out before his mouth knew what they were, what they could mean. He’d stumbled into a territory of jokes untold, a topic that he never dared to touch because it was a topic that made Anoush go stone silent and shrink into himself whenever it arose out in the world. Louie didn’t censor himself for anyone, but this was different. There was history, there was pain. He held his breath, waiting to placate the scandalized expression that was bound to materizalize on Anoush’s face. But then, Anoush laughed.
“Maybe I was,” he answered simply. “Are you going to stand there all night?”
“Uh.” Louie shifted from one foot to another. His bogged-down brain was trying to catch up with Anoush. “I mean, I’ll fuck off, if you wanna chill in here.”
“No, bonehead. Are you getting in?”
“Oh. Yeah, right.” He was planning on getting in, before he found out there were no jets in the fancy-schmancy Japanese tub. Come to think of it, it didn’t really matter. When they’d gotten into the elevator, Anoush had proposed that Louie join him in the hot tub. Louie said “sure” without a second thought. No caveats. Jets or no jets. Whatever that meant about Louie, he didn’t care to consider. “Yeah, hold your horses, I’m gettin’ in.”
“Just turn the big light off before you do. My head hurts.”
Louie elbowed the light switch, then handed his champagne flute and the bottle to Anoush, who set them by the window. When he swung his leg over the cold ledge, the water was hotter than he expected, but he allowed his leg to plunge to the bottom anyway and powered through the mild prickly burn. Anoush was checking his phone, a completely ridiculous thing to do sitting in several feet of water. But once Louie was submerged past his belly button and turned to face him, he caught Anoush quickly looking back down at the screen. The space was smaller than it looked when Anoush occupied it alone. Louie took care to tuck himself against the edge to give him space.
“Sorry your head’s bothering you.”
Anoush was slightly obscured by steam in the dim, milky glow of light pollution that came through the window. “I’ll be fine. I chugged a big glass of water with Advil, that usually wards it off. Though I’m sure my liver won’t appreciate it.”
Louie sank deeper, nearly up to his chest, breaking through the thin sudsy layer created by whatever concoction Anoush added to the water. He slipped to the far edge, rubbing another portal in the fogged window just in time to see luminous water jets spraying straight upward in a fanning arc from the vast pool below, rocketing higher and higher. “Whoa. Shit.”
“I know,” Anoush said quietly. “It seems more impressive from this view than it does from the ground.”
“You almost sound like you like Vegas or somethin,” Louie teased.
Anoush scoffed. “I never said I hated Vegas. There’s plenty to like about it.”
“You said it’s a monument to American arrogance.”
“I’m American, aren’t I?”
“And you’re definitely arrogant.”
“Whatever.”
The fountain jets bloomed and undulated in bright green, fading to teal. Louie heard gentle splashing, and then Anoush was at the window beside him. He set down his half-empty flute next to Louie’s.
“It’s not so bad,” he murmured. “At night.”
Surveying the adult playground below, Louie sighed. “Man, I’m sorry tonight ended up being so lame.”
Anoush hunched over in the deep water. Louie glanced over and witnessed the collapse of his relaxed smile into ruin.
“It did?”
“Uh.” Immediately, Louie wanted to kick himself in the ass. “I just meant, y’know, I coulda done a better job planning out the night. Somethin’ more entertaining. And I shoulda stuck by you.”
“Oh.” The shadow didn’t quite lift from Anoush’s browline. “Well, I thought we had a great time.”
“Really?”
“Better than the last two nights, for sure. I like it when we can just talk.”
Louie smiled. “We can do that just as easy at work.”
“Exactly,” Anoush said.
Louie hummed, but for once he didn’t know what to say. He couldn’t very well say he would’ve rather spent his night yawning at some residency show, or blowing his self-allotted fifteen hundred bucks on blackjack, or pigging out at a buffet, because none of that would have been remotely close to the truth. He had partied through a thousand nights and stayed awake through five hundred sunrises, so he knew he wasn’t missing much. Spending a peaceful and lazy night with Anoush, who laughed at his dumbest jokes and dutifully guarded him from looking like a complete moron in public and listened to his stories like he actually cared about their endings…
It was something new. Something Louie felt good about.
Anoush tapped the champagne bottle, and his short nails made faint ding-ding-dings on the thick glass. Louie heard him inhale deeply, in time with the fountain show swelling to its peak. “If I, like, wasted your time-”
“Don’t even start,” said Louie, making an effort to stay quiet. Anoush was kind of like a skittish cat around him sometimes. A sudden noise or a change in the air might derail the conversation altogether.
“Okay, jeez. I was just gonna say, I know you wanted to try and meet someone while you were here.”
The water felt warmer all of a sudden. Maybe the heating feature Anoush mentioned had kicked on.
“Eh. It woulda been fun, but whatever.”
“I still can’t believe you didn’t get her number,” Anoush pressed. “At the casino.”
Louie forgot all about the fountain, and about the glittering Eiffel Tower across the way. He faced Anoush and noticed how the ends of his hair lightened as it began to dry, noticed the droplets of water caught on his eyelashes. “Didn’t like her.”
“Okay.”
“You sound kinda jealous.” It was a joke. In theory.
“More jealous than you with Raman?”
Louie swallowed. “He sucks.”
“All the same.”
“Why would I be jealous of that fucker?”
Louie didn't remember where his body ended and the water began until Anoush touched him. His wet hand grazed Louie’s wrist under the water, making a smooth slide up his arm and resting on his bicep.
“Because you’re worse at recognizing when someone’s interested than I am,” Anoush said.
The accusation wasn’t fair. Louie recognized every stolen glance, and every note of fondness in Anoush’s voice that bled through the disdain. Whether or not he believed it was another story, up until Anoush rose out of the depths high enough to kiss him. Louie’s eyes were open. Beyond the resort walls in the chilly desert midnight, the Bellagio fountains erupted four hundred feet in the air. Anoush, warmed through by the bath, surged against Louie, chest against chest, hotter and wetter than any one person should be, and only then could Louie accept what was finally happening and close his eyes.
This could’ve happened any old time. It didn’t need to happen here.
The scent of the bathwater clung to Anoush and slowly transferred to Louie. Anoush was soft all over.
“If this isn’t okay,” he said, but Louie returned the kiss and cut him off.
“S’okay, Anoush.”
Anoush inhaled through his nose. Stared at Louie with those burnished nearly-maroon eyes. Louie’s stomach twisted.
His arms criss-crossed behind Louie’s neck.
Despite all of the fuss around the tub, they didn’t stay in the water much longer. Backed against the frigid stone wall and shivering, Anoush took hold of Louie’s wandering hand before it dipped below the water. He got out first, grabbed two fresh towels off the warming rack, and dripped a path to the door.
“Come on.”
“Uh-huh,” Louie said in a daze. It was hard to watch Anoush walk away when he’d just been kissing his neck. He unplugged the drain and almost slipped in his haste to follow with his own towel.
Anoush was blotting his hair with one of the towels when Louie rounded the corner into the bedroom, leaving it fluffy and a bit disheveled. His swim shorts were gone. Louie dropped his trunks on the tile before stepping onto hardwood. The distance to where Anoush stood by the side of the bed was short, but it took too long to get there, like his legs were wading through concrete and he had to fight to pull his body back into Anoush’s embrace. Out of breath, struck dumb by the sight of him, Louie kissed him once more and felt utterly brainless.
He was stupider still once Anoush was underneath him, their lack of care in drying off making the sheets slightly damp. This bed had been more than big enough for the two of them the entire time. They easily could have shared without ever once touching each other. Louie, wide awake, was choosing to touch him. The blackout curtain was open wide, and rosy sparkling light from the skyline dappled through the sheer drapes, accentuating the dusky flush that crept down Anoush’s neck and vanished into a canopy of chest hair.
Anoush had freckles and moles that suggested a roundabout path for Louie to follow, meandering downward and making him squirm along the way. The transition from plush duvet to the stiff, prickly hotel rug under his knees was unforgiving, but easy to ignore once he focused. Anoush’s thighs twitched on either side of his head, muffling all sound except the sounds Anoush was trying his hardest to suppress. Louie thought it was unfair for Anoush to deprive him of something so good. He coaxed out what he felt he deserved to hear by taking him deeper, blindly reaching for the hand gripping the sheets for dear life and planting it firmly on his head.
Whatever shyness Anoush harbored about the noises he made, it didn’t extend to words. He was never afraid to tell Louie what he needed at work, and he wasn’t afraid now. No qualms with pulling Louie’s hair, either, which thrilled him to no end. The disappointment he felt when Anoush whined for him to stop was short-lived--he was rewarded with a comfortable seat on the bed and Anoush in his lap. The friction and heat of Anoush’s grip melted him from within. Time slowed to a crawl. Louie’s airways burned whenever he thought about speaking. His voice would break the spell. Anoush’s shaky and windswept voice was the spell. Each and every lower, slow down, wait, like that, more, fuck Louie don’t stop was re-invigorating, bursting over his head and slipping down his spine. Anoush’s impossibly straight back arched into Louie when he turned his wrist just right, and Louie’s heart plummeted into his gut because he’d only just remembered that this had to end, that he couldn’t stay in blissful stasis with Anoush’s stunning body bearing down on him. A brief image flashed of himself walking into work on Tuesday, but that was another Louie. That was none of his business.
When he couldn’t take it anymore, and Anoush couldn’t take it anymore, Louie whispered everything he needed Anoush to know against his throat and half-hoped he couldn’t hear.
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They had no time to be awkward in the morning. Louie was surprised to see he was awake before Anoush, only to find himself in the unenviable position of having to wake him and break the news that their 9am flight was probably landing in LA that very minute. Shaking Anoush out of his stupor when he was perfectly intertwined with the duvet and Louie’s own arms felt sick and wrong.
Anoush didn’t freak out, as Louie half-expected. There were plenty of flights going that way. He smiled, albeit weakly, at Louie’s joke about renting a car and road-tripping home. They threw on the first clothes they saw, Anoush half-drowning in a navy blue hoodie and Louie slipping on a jacket over his usual black tee. Neither of them had much to pack. In the lobby, Anoush stopped dead and remembered his medication bag, still in the bathroom drawer upstairs. Louie volunteered to go get it. If he had to sit in the echoing lobby by himself, he’d start thinking.
The airport was stuffy, and the air reeked of stale cigarettes. By the time they figured out new tickets and reached their gate, Anoush was doubling his dose of allergy meds.
“Need anything?” Louie hovered next to the hard plastic seat that Anoush sank into. They were across from a Chili’s and right next to a bank of slot machines. They were a newer type of machine, giant curved touch screens that stretched all the way to the drop ceiling. They were rainbow unicorn themed, blaring alarms and grating melodies across the terminal. Louie fucking hated them.
Anoush took several gulps of water out of the giant bottle he’d just purchased at a kiosk. “I’ll be fine.” He sounded tired. “Glad to be out of that line.”
“I almost cold-clocked the dude in front of us. Jesus Christ. How the fuck are we still confused about takin’ shoes off?”
“Please don’t do anything that will land you in federal custody until we get home.”
“No promises.”
“Will you sit? You're like a weird bodyguard.”
“Fuck, excuse me.” Louie left an open seat between them and placed his duffel bag on it. “Once we get boarded we’ll sit on the tarmac for a half hour, then another fuckin’ hour taxiing at LAX. And if I stand up to stretch, they’ll yell at me.”
“You need to figure out how to relax sometimes,” Anoush replied, “or you’ll stroke out before you hit fifty.”
“‘Course you and your short little legs wouldn’t understand.”
“Not going to dignify that with a response.”
“You just did. though.”
Shaking his head, Anoush dug through his backpack to retrieve his e-reader. For some reason, it didn’t hit Louie until then. He watched Anoush in profile under harsh fluorescent light, eyes downcast with shadows underneath, mouthing words from the black-and-white screen as he swiped from one title to another. After the hot bath, after they’d fallen asleep, his hair had dried frizzy and uncontrolled. It remained so now, as the only physical evidence that Louie’s memories of the night were real.
Before losing consciousness with Anoush snoring on his chest, Louie prayed. Not something he did much. Didn’t know what he was praying to. He prayed that when he woke up, he’d be satisfied. That the hot, sickly sensation that nagged and fermented in his chest when he saw Anoush would fade, his curiosity fulfilled.
No one was listening. Anoush was more beautiful than ever.
“You had a good time?” he blurted. Anoush flinched at the question, attention wrenched away from his book.
“Hm? Oh, yeah. It was as good as a work trip can be.”
Louie hated that Anoush was looking at him expectantly. He’d anticipated that Louie would bring it up. Talking about it seemed pointless, and Louie forged on anyway.
“Yeah. I had a great time with you.”
Anoush cleared his throat. Color was dusting his cheeks. “I did too. It was really nice.”
“Okay. Yeah, good. That’s good.” Louie was trying not to think about the girl he’d asked to the Halloween dance in eighth grade who laughed in his face. “I just, y’know, I was thinking--”
“That we shouldn’t,” Anoush finished. Incorrectly.
“...I was--”
“It’s fine, Louie. Seriously.” He smiled, as if to prove it. “I’ve done this before. Like you said, it was a great time.”
“Anoush. Hold up. I don’t want you to think--”
“You really don’t need to explain yourself. I knew what I was getting into. I know we’re not looking for the same things.” He gingerly patted Louie’s shoulder. “You’re trying to be a gentleman, let me down easy, and I appreciate it. But I know it’s just Vegas.”
“Uh-huh.”
I know we’re not looking for the same things.
Damn. Okay.
“You were great. You’ve got nothing to worry about.” Anoush peered at him, brow furrowed, like he was trying to locate Louie somewhere inside his own skull. “We’re good, right?”
Louie recovered. He settled the matter with a shrug and an easy grin. “We’re always good, man. Long as you’re good.”
“Of course.”
The following pause extended a beat too long.
“Hey, I forgot to grab food,” Anoush continued. “I think we’ve got time for breakfast before boarding. Should I grab you a sandwich or something?”
“Uh, sure. I’ll do whatever they got. Sausage egg and cheese on an English muffin is good.”
“I’m sure I can track that down.”
“I’m not so sure,” Louie said. “It’s you we’re talkin’ about.”
“Ha ha,” Anoush deadpanned, rolling his eyes. “You could always go get it yourself.”
“And pay for my own food? I don’t think so.”
Anoush was already up and leaving the gate area. “I’m going to Venmo request you,” he called over his shoulder.
Louie watched Anoush navigate the surging crowd until he disappeared behind a large group with matching hot pink shirts. COOPER-MURPHY DISNEYLAND EXPEDITION 2019, they all read. He watched about a hundred people pass him in either direction without noticing a single face. Each stranger seemed to speak a different language. Even folks holding a conversation sounded different from one another. If any spoke English, Louie didn’t catch a word.
He picked up his bag and shuffled over to the nearest slot machine. The cartoon rainbow unicorn sprouted wings and flew across the screen, leaving a cascading trail of gold coins and dollar signs in its wake. He took out his wallet and stared at the crisp fifties and hundreds peeking out of the billfold, then extracted a fifty dollar bill and fed it into the slot shaped like the unicorn’s mouth.
“GET READY TO WIN BIG!” the unicorn screamed.
Louie smacked the button with his open palm as hard as he could.
It had nothing to do with where or when. Apparently, Anoush disagreed. But Louie knew he wasn't crazy.
they both love a good secondhand store, but not for the same reasons.
anoush gets deadly serious about vintage furniture. he finds a genuine formica table and chairs in a forgotten corner of an antique mall and he almost cries. he's gotten into a verbal altercation over a handmade sideboard at a flea market. he has a vague dream that if he ever gets a house with enough space, he'll start restoring/rehabbing old woodwork, or perhaps he'll build some furniture of his own to pass down to his children.
(but once he really does get the space, in some not-too-distant future, he'll just plan projects, then sit back comfortably with a little drink. the projects will give louie an excuse to play around with dangerous power tools in the backyard. when anoush keeps him busy, he stays out of trouble.)
speaking of louie, his favorite pastime at any antique mall or flea market is to unearth the most useless hunk of junk in the whole place. he has a knack for it. the first time anoush brings louie out to a so-called vintage store, he's pretty sure louie will be bored within a few minutes, but he just has to pop in and ask for the price of the writing desk in the window. anoush goes to find a store employee, and when he returns to the front louie's vanished. anoush finds louie in the maze of displays twenty minutes later, sitting on a scratchy old couch from 1972. he's rummaging through a board game box that looks like it's about to fall apart.
"my brother got this shit for christmas once." louie doesn't even look up at anoush. "crossbows and catapults. our set looked just like this. i used to take the little guys outta the box and make 'em go to war. smashed 'em up pretty good."
he holds up a small plastic figurine. anoush can hardly make out what it's supposed to be at first. a fierce scowl, a sword, a helmet with horns. here and there, a fleck of red paint hanging on despite everything. it's easy to picture a tiny louie sending his miniature viking army into bloody battle. anoush takes the plastic warrior and sits down next to louie, ancient springs creaking beneath him. he leans on louie's shoulder.
"how do you play?"
"beats me." louie shrugs. his arm slides behind anoush's back, rubbing between his shoulders. "i never did the actual game. i just stole the pieces and used this catapult thingy to shoot rubber bands at tony."
anoush picks through the contents of the game box. "there's no instructions." he places the viking back with his brethren and slides the dusty lid back on top. the box art is faded, the cardboard flimsy and brittle. it would look horrendous on their professionally restored antique coffee table. he glances at louie and catches the soft, sad look on his face.
"should we buy it and try to reverse engineer the rules?"
"sure. hell yeah." louie grins. "but if we can't figure it out, i'm gonna shoot rubber bands at you in your sleep."