Yandere Boytoy! Who acts all confident and funny but becomes a babbling whiny mess the second you’re hand goes to his jeans button.
Yandere boytoy! Who’s confident enough to send you hundreds of dollars worth of flowers and show up to your Pilates class and stare at you the entire goddamn time but who’s face DROPS the second you actually look at him like you might want him.
Yandere boytoy! Who will spend his cute finance or tech big boy bonus to buy you a Bulgari serpenti bracelet but will cream his pants and cry if you actually send him a message that says “Thank You 💋” with a pic of it on your wrist(he will be using his absurd high graph hd expensive ass printer to make a photo and put it into a scrapbook he totally made when he learned who you were)
Yandere boytoy! Who somehow always knows where you are which is weird because you always post your stories after the fact and don’t recall EVER sharing your location so how the fuck-
Yandere boytoy! Who… has a job? But always seems like he’s in your business instead of his, so, this is really weird…
Yandere boytoy! Whose feelings you love messing with because you’re unsure about yours, but you know he’s cute, well off, and has a liking(crippling degrading delicious obsession) for you. ;)
love the "established hucklerobby but newcomers have no idea" trope
dana instructing new med students:
"if dr robby is not in the mood and you need to ask him smth that will make him even more snappy please do us all a favour and take dr whitaker with you to soften the blow"
• one day some student comes up to robby alone, stuttering "dr. whitaker said he's busy but he told me to tell you to listen to my report and not be mean because I made a mistake"
• sometimes dennis waves the student off "yeah you go, I'll stand here where he can see me, don't worry I'm watching"
so he's just giving robby the look across the hall and a nod of encouragement to the student
it all clicks for the newbies one day
dennis pops up in the hospital on his day off (because robby forgot his keys) and suddenly robby (whos been bitching the whole day) smilies brightlly, greeting him with a "hey baby" and a peck on his lips
dennis murmurs "hi, here's your keys and I need you to fix your attitude a little cz I've been getting complains"
robby snaps a look at trinity who just shrugs her shoulders like yeah I told on you, what you're gonna do about it
Zombified!Toby who is a level 10 clinger and refuses to let you go or be anywhere without you and moans and groans in your ear constantly like he's whining for attention
Zombified!Toby who bites you constantly. Just nibbles at your shoulders like the brainless corpse he is (bonus points if he's completely out of it the entire time) and whines when you push him off you
Zombified!Toby who leaves dead birds and squirrels on your pillow as "gifts", and the heads are ALWAYS bitten off. You find it gross, but Toby is just happy with ANY reaction because he thinks any reaction is a good reaction regardless of disgust.
Zombified!Toby who, when asleep, snores UNGODILY loud. He sounds like a freight train because his lungs and nose are rotting and he can't breathe properly
Zombified!Toby who sometimes just chomps your head. Not hard enough to Crack it open, just lovingly chomping on your skull like the weirdo he is!
"What the- Where did all your cards go?!" Shane exclaims.
Yuna watched as David put down multiple X 2s, resulting in a whining Rozan- Ilya. Now, Ilyas stack of Uno cards in his hands is slightly smaller, only enough for someone as competitive and overly serious about children's cards games like Shane or Yuna to notice.
Yuna and David had only met Ilya officially yesterday when David had an awkward run in with the boys at the cottage. They spent a dinner together to clear things up, now a significantly calmer lunch at Shane's cottege and a game of cards, a Hollander classic.
The air is still a bit awkward and the boys are both still slightly tense. Give them time, Yuna reminds herself, repeating the words David said to her in the car before they arrived.
"Ah! No looking at my cards, Hollander! Is cheating." Ilya says back dramatically, not denying that he himself has cheated but putting on an innocent act.
"Oh and fucking smuggling away cards isn't cheating?! Dad just made you pick up a shit ton." Shane responds, mouth like a sailor.
Yuna has always played card games since she started dating David. Shane was just as competitive as her and it's one of the only times Shane drops his sensible, media trained act he seems to wear even off cameras. But it's never much.
Yuna opens her mouth to interrupt their old married couple bickering. I guess the 10 years of them... 'Seeing each other' is quite evident. But Yuna is cut off when Shane suddenly gets his hands on Ilya, who let's out a ridiculous noise and shuffles deeper in his seat to get away from the wandering grip.
"Hey! There in your pants." Shane hisses, sounding angry but he's got a big fat smile on his face once he officially catches Rozanov cheating.
"Ah- pervert, hands off! Is your parents house!" Ilya retaliates, receiving a groan from Shane when he's made out to be a pervert.
Suddenly the boys are up, practically tackling each other as Shane attempts to (innocently) shove his hands into his squealing boyfriends pants, retrieving many cards that he picked up earlier.
Yuna watches as they play fight, calling each other names and declaring who's a cheater and she realises she hasn't seen Shane like this in years, not with her or David, not even Hayden or any of Montreal, he doesn't even look so full of joy when skating. It's childish and loud. Shane has a handfull of cards Ilya had hidden in his pockets and waistband, catching him red handed as Ilya tries to insinuate that Shane had set him up and placed them there. Yuna and David share a glance, speaking without words- a language learnt of many years of two people being in love, something she noticed Shane and Ilya have picked up together as well.
They are both thinking it. Shane has found someone. The one- as cheesy as it sounds. Yuna would always tell Shane one day he'd find that person, who makes him feel wild and crazy and someone he can just be himself with and Shane would groan, faking disgust in all his teenage dramatics. But it happened.
Yuna and David realise that Ilya is now a Hollander. Not legally sure. But it's official. He's here forever.
➺ he is an obsessed, dedicated and devoted boyfriend. in every sense.
➺ he fucking worships you. he sees you like some sort of god compared to him. you’re pure, beautiful and all his. you never have to live the horrors he’s been subjected to.
➺ constantly doubts his worth compared to you, wonders how he landed someone as perfect as you, even if you reassure him and remind him of his worth or deny being all that.
➺ once he realizes his worth and such, his thought process changes. instead, there’s this anxiety that you will one day grow bored of him, or maybe scared of him. he wouldn’t be able to handle you being scared of him. even if you’re a proxy, he’d be worried that he’s too much. too crazy.
➺ His jealousy is messy. He spirals, and he feels things, very quick. Helped another proxy with something? must mean that you like them more than him. Working with another proxy for the day? you guys definitely must be fucking behind his back or AT LEAST have plans to. He was just conditioned to not trust easily. this will happen more in early relationship stages though.
➺ so to speak, he needs that constant support and reassurance to sleep at night. he will toss and turn and catastrophize everything if you don’t. he’d think you’re upset if you don’t say I love you to him every day.
➺ his love languages are quality time, words of affirmation and physical touch. HEAVY ON PHYSICAL TOUCH. god he loves touching you, even if it’s small things. he’s not huge on PDA, he likes it more intimate, but this doesn’t mean he won’t have his hands on you. he will have an arm around your waist or a hand in your back pocket.
➺ He’s a big time biter, not even just sexually, he just needs to chew or bite something when the urge hits him. sinking his teeth into your shoulder blades as you lay in bed cuddling together. Sneaking up behind you just to catch your neck between his teeth, biting hard enough to leave marks behind before he just goes about his day. But you love it, you love showing you’re his, and he knows it.
➺ he loves pampering and showering you in love and affection. sometimes it’ll manifest as gifts. he sees a jewelry piece on a victim he thinks you’d like? stolen and into your hands. you mention craving something? it’ll be in your hands ASAP.
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| NSFW Headcanons!
➺ he loves two types of positions during sex; ones where he can hold you and see your face, and ones where he can get deep inside you. Bonus points if you’re laid out and he can see your stomach bulge out from taking him so deep (that’s his favorite — that and riding him)
➺ biting? yeah he bites all over; chest, stomach, thighs, ass, shoulders, neck, wherever he can sink his teeth into. he loves making you up and seeing the marks fresh the next day,
➺ he also loves hair pulling. he doesn’t feel the pain, but he does feel the pressure. and god, does it feel good. quickest way to earn a moan or whimper out of him.
➺ on that note? he’s loud, vocal as fuck. he doesn’t care, let the world hear how good you make him feel. it fills him with pride like no other. he also talks dirty all the fucking time, both english and german! (i’d give examples but i don’t know german…)
-“ fuck you’re s-so pretty like this…”
- “you’re so good for me, s-sweetheart.”
- “just l-like that, so d-desperate for my cock ain’t’cha?”
➺ on this note, he praises you in the bedroom too! his needs carry over into his behaviors during sex. but don’t forget to praise him! tell him how good he makes you feel, or how hot he is when he needs you. he will fold, probably blush, then fuck the living daylights out of you.
➺ He’ll usually start out gentle, but that never lasts long. By the third round, he’s here getting as many orgasms out of you as you can take. if you’re not sobbing and shaking from overstimulation? he hasn’t fucked you good enough. Plus, he’s got hours on hours of stamina, and his muscles don’t get sore, so good luck!
➺ this man? loves eating out, he gets off on the taste, the feeling of your body around his tongue. he will go down on you without hesitation. it’s the only way you can shut him up. so if he’s ever talking bad about himself, shove his face in your crotch and bam, no more words will come out of his mouth.
➺ lowk? this man has a tad bit of a breeding kink. the idea of cumming inside you and marking you his inside and out? sexiest thing in the world. he will go raw every time, not a fan of condoms, but is obviously careful about sexual health.
if afab: he knows he can’t be a dad, he’s too fucked up for that. but god, would you look hot pregnant. if you’re on the pill or any birth control? he will be cumming inside EVERY time. obviously if you don’t want him to, your throat will do, but he would much rather in you. where it belongs. the ultimate mark.
if amab: he’s not concerned, he will be giving you all the creampies in the goddamn world unless you want otherwise.
➺ oh! and he’s definitely well endowed. he is in no way small, id give like 6.5-7 inches with just enough girth to stretch you out nicely, but not too much. all scrawny white boys are packing, that’s how the cookie crumbles guys. Perfect dick tbh. Bit bigger but you don’t mind.
➺ He loves pain- albeit he can’t feel it, but he loves the results of it. Claw at his back until the skin tears and the red marks come, tug at his hair hard enough to make him feel if. Bite him, draw some blood, whatever it is? makes him feel wanted.
➺ But but but! he is absolutely the sweetest when it comes to aftercare! Will run you a bath and carry you to it/ carry you into the shower and hold you up against him. Wash you clean of all the sweat smeared across your skin. He tends to you with the utmost care, making sure not to miss a single spot before drying you off and carrying you back to bed, where you will have gentle kisses on your jaw and a night of gentle holds. And the morning after, he has water, ibuprofen and breakfast waiting.
helllooooo!!! i am falling back into that visual novel rabbit hole of mine…. so i have decided to share some general hcs for one of my fav characters! ^_^
Notes: mention of triggering topics (SA— just a mention of it), murder, graphic violence, stalking behaviour, NSFW content— minors DNI
Ren
This is canon, but he would never hurt you. You are his Angel, after all! ^ ^ They could never imagine harming you in any way. It doesn’t only apply to physical harm like inflicting wounds, but also when it comes to SA, etc. He would never do anything that you do not consent to
It is a known fact that they change their personality and appearance to match what you like— he would alter his posture or hairstyles subconsciously whenever you’re around, slipping into traits that you’ve complimented before. Occassionally, they would initiate these transformations mid-conversation— like changing the channel to one you mentioned loving, just to see his Angel smile
Back to my first point— the injuries that he has on his hands— the tiny scars, make them hypersensitive about hurting you. They wear long sleeves not just for the cute aesthetic of being like Haruko, but because he believes his scars might distress you
When you touch their hand for comfort, he flinches… but stays still. Later, they use their other hand to gently cover yours, gripping it with immense gentleness, savoring each and every second of the interaction
Despite that, he likes loves impulsive affection— especially if it’s initiated by you! Random cuddles are always welcome— although their initial fluster, they always pull you closer, quietly surrendering to the warmth of your presence. “…” Steam rised from Ren’s head the moment you pulled him in for a cuddle, but their hands immediately shot out to pull you closer, as if they acted on impulse by themselves. He adores being this close to his Angel…
He masks his reality— pretending to be contrivedly “normal” to you, wanting to seem like the perfect, ideal partner for you. They avoid mentioning much about themselves until deeper trust builds up. He tends to make jokes about that secret life of his— small, tiny, unnoticable hints, but as you spend more time with them, taking notice to some of their little slip ups, then it’s not long until his dearest Angel starts to worry. “Ren?” Angel asked, concern lacing their voice. All they received in return was silence— nothing but the sound of leaves falling in mid-autumn. “Ren…” they called again, finally drawing a response from their pink-and-blue-haired partner. “Mhm, Angel?” he hummed, the distant look in his eyes— one that practically said I’m not present in this world— softening into something closer to love and devotion as he met Angel’s gaze. “You don’t have to pretend with me,” they urged. All they wanted was for the man in front of them to feel comfortable and honest. Ren stood in silence, humming quietly as they absorbed their words. “Haahh…~ No need to worry, Angel,” they assured softly. “But… perhaps… someday, I’ll tell you the whole truth.”
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If you say something sweet, he stares for just one second too long— trying to remember if blushing is appropriate now. They aren’t very sure how to properly act in a relationship, especially after dropping (or at least trying to) the entire Ren persona. They are trying so hard to be the ideal partner, spending months up to years perfecting their persona to match your preferences, making sure not to slip up too much, in fear of you disliking his real self. That is until his real self does slip out. “Ren… it’s okay. I want to love you for you. Please, don’t hide yourself away..” Angel comforted, their hands on either side of [REDACTED]’s cheeks, thumbs drawing small, gentle stars on top of his soft skin. “An-Angel…” [REDACTED] stuttered, their hands feeling clammy as Angel’s touch got them feeling so many different things all at once. “It’s just— I don’t know..” He wasn’t even sure where to begin. “You don’t have to know right away,” they reassured. “Just.. try…. for me.” How could he say no to their beloved Angel? He’d do anything and everything for them. They’re just hoping that their dear Angel will stay, even after seeing the ugly truth
He doesn’t just love you— he studies you. Watches your body language, remembers your habits, monitors what makes your eyes light up and what makes your shoulders tense. He knows it all. Noticing when your mood shifts before you can even begin to register it. That little plushie you took one glance at in a shop you were passing by? Already bought and secured in a gift bag
If someone as much as accidentally brushes your hand, they have to physically stop themselves from reacting
Gentle with you, but brutal with everyone else. He holds your hand like it’s made of spun glass. Making you breakfast in bed, kiss your forehead, and whisper soft affirmations. But if anyone harms you— emotionally or physically? There will be no warning. No dramatic threats. Just silence. Then consequences. You’ll never have to know what he does to keep you safe. That’s his burden, not yours (don’t mind the decapitated head with other limbs thrown away in a bag in the trash! ^ ^)
They like to pretend you’re a married couple already. Not just in the ‘heehe cute domestic fluff’ way— in the genuinely delusional way. They know your laundry detergent brand, your shoe size, your dental appointment schedule. His wallpaper? You— sleeping. Sometimes he puts his toothbrush next to yours even if he hasn’t slept over. Just to see it. “We’re already together forever. You just don’t realise it yet, Angel~”
6 inches soft, 8 inches hard. They trim their pubes a little, but like to leave a happy trail behind (a happy trail leaves to a happy meal)
His tip is pink, and their cum tastes a little bitter— and so does his pre-cum (canon)
He loves to get down on you. Hell, they might even cum from the mere thought of eating you out/sucking you off. I’d put my hand into fire to bet on the fact that they would cum just from eating you out/sucking you off
He has no real experience outside of jerking off to porn/using toys. And even if they did, nothing could ever compare to the heavenly feeling of your skin alone
They are a horndog— but they’re super sensitive and embarrassed. He gets all shy and cums real quickly when he finally gets a taste of you— his sweet Angel. They’re all flustered, unable to let out a single coherent thing
His tip is super sensitive to the touch. He gets all whiney and worked up just from you lightly tapping on his pre-cum covered tip
Likes loves to look at you while going at it. There’s just something about the lewd expressions that you make, knowing that they’re the reason for them
They speak in soft tones and rarely raise their voice— but everything he says has weight. He is terrifying not because he’s loud, but because they don’t need to be loud. “You don’t ever have to worry again,” he said, brushing hair from Angel’s face. They weren’t sure if it was comforting… or a threat. They don’t make promises he can’t keep… Even if it means having blood on his hands
They keep everything you touch. A crumpled napkin you used? In a box under their bed. Your handwriting on a sticky note? Laminated. A strand of hair from your hoodie? Pressed into a journal like a flower. It’s not a shrine. Not yet. But he’s thinking about it.
And what if Eldritch creatures just need more rest than everyone else?
It takes a lot of energy reshuffling realities and shaping the cosmos.
So what if Danny, King of the In-between, literally one of the strongest Eldritch beings in existence, and also a literal infant in among ancients was just, so tired all the time?
Like sure could he stay awake for a month straight if you let him? Absolutely. But he'd need to go into a coma to recover depending on what he was doing. I mean like fully sleep for the next 5 months MINIMUM if he was using his powers that whole time.
I imagine Clockwork getting badgered by the other ancients (who like Danny) to time out sometimes and let him sleep for a century or two. Maybe that's the real reason he grows up like everyone else, he ages so much slower but no one notices cause he has cosmic naptimes, not even him.
Alternatively, what if he does know?
What if he just starts being fully honest and anytime he's tired just goes "I just need to rest my eyes for like...30 years." And everyone thinks he's just being dramatic.
What if he forgets to ask Clockwork or something and wakes up in a medical ward as a coma patient when he missed rent one to many times and his landlord found him unresponsive.
In my mind this is bad timeline or adopted by BatFam, but what if he had a special haunt to retreat to sleep and various cultures had stories about The Sleeping Child of snow white hair and stars rippling across his skin with each breath, the picture of eternal youth. A bubble of time surrounding him where everything that enters ages into nothing in seconds (as Ra's learned the hard way having lost an arm and far too many men to it in the past)
JL eventually gets wind of this and JLD go to inspect only to realize the stories got just one thing wrong.
