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[billhader]

do not separate them

[billhader]

good question, they do seem to be authentically vintage, around the edge the hawkeye one says 1981 Twentieth Century Fox :)

[myriap0da]

RIP hawkeye pierce you would have loved drag bars and having pronouns in your bio

[billhader]

anyone else live in fear of a mash remake being thrust upon us

[billhader]

what terrifies me the most is that they'll let timothee do whatever he pleases these days

[billhader]

anyone else live in fear of a mash remake being thrust upon us

[rosettyller]

Behind the scenes of PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)

[ladybugpill0wpet]

one thing mash really did nail is the complete chaos of the male living space. i walked into my friend’s college apartment once and two of his roommates were completely hammered and trying to figure out how long it would take them to brew their own beer while the third one was working on his golf swing in the middle of the living room while smoking a cigar. tell me that’s not an opening shot of the swamp

[beejtits]

inaugural post

[beejwatch]

@hillmouse asked me to make this and i really dont know why like i dont understand at all

[gloomsday]

fun with gradients

(i also posted a few more nsfw gradient colored sketches over on ao3 ♡)

[frailgun]

i did a google search for "most recent invention" which my girlfriend said was something strong bad would do

[frailgun]

angriest I've ever been in my life

[hunnislutt]

[oldmabeuf]

70s disco loudly playing in the background

summertime at the 4077th

[honeyglot]

this is what GOOD pussy sounds like [geiger counter noises]

[freelance-abortionist]

what a lovely hiding place that you have made (12/12)

Summary: Hawkeye and BJ go to battalion aid after a shelling wipes out the surgeons already stationed there, and after nearly dying themselves, the two return to the 4077 with new scars of their own.

or, Hawkeye and BJ almost die together and become even more dependent on one another than anyone could have ever thought possible.

Excerpt:

They’ve done this so many times before. Hawkeye has stripped BJ down and assessed him for bumps and bruises. He’s brushed over his scar a thousand times before, but this is different. It’s so different.

Hawkeye’s inhale is so sharp, it sounds more like a hiss. BJ jumps, but the hand on his hip keeps him from lurching any further away.

“Beej…”

It wasn’t exactly pretty the previous times Hawk checked it, but it had at least been mostly healed. Scratches had scabbed, skin only a little raw.

This is the first time Hawk is able to see it fresh.

It’s also the worst BJ has let it get so far.

[boykeats]

On November 5, 1917, 100 years ago today, Wilfred Owen wrote a gorgeous love letter to fellow gay World War I poet Siegfried Sassoon. It continues to be one of my favorite love letters of all time.

[lastoneout]

Sorry we really went from free the nipple, take back the night, slut walks, and ending gender/sex segregation in sports being fucking milquetoast feminism 101 concepts to fucking girl dinner and "I just worry about fairness if we let trans girls play against cis ones" and "it was right of that woman to call the cops on a black man for existing near here in public during the day time because men are all violent monsters" and "radical feminism isn't transphobic we just need to kill all men including trans ones those oppressive traitors" and I will legit never be able to be normal about it. What the FUCK happened. I'd say I wonder what the feminists of my youth would say about this but I'm one and lemme tell ya I want to throw up. Go fucking read bell hooks or do something else useful please because all of this learned helplessness, gender essentialism, and transphobia dressed up as feminism is actively holding us back.

[hannibalbabygirlifier]

Do think Hawkeye and radar should get to visit each other post war at their respective homes. Hawkeye spends a week on a farm and gets introduced to every animal. Radar ends up at a gay bar. Both are formative experiences.