#ansiktsburk

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trying on my new corset

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i could have studied spanish today, which i should have since i have my first spanish test in my new school tomorrow and it isn't even that much to learn but this is what i did instead

at first my friend/sister wanted to use me as her make up-doll to practice and somehow my eyes moved ca 3 miles away from each other and my skin was suddenly orange

and of course it'd be unfair if i didn't do the same to her, right? (u dont understand this is her being ugly THIS IS HER FACE DOING UNATTRACTIVE THINGS)

......... then things got out of hand (u cant really tell here btu shes dressed up as a ~sexy naughty school girl~)

wearin ma high heels, drinkin entire vodka bottles as u do on ur spare time

my hands r a gun

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i took a bunch of very very seductive selfies be warned not for children. WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD

((((this is a close up cuz the original idea behind taking selfies was that i liked my make up but things got out of hand im so soryry))))

uh whats hapepneing

HUMAN NO

STOP

BEFORE SOMEONE GETS HURT

why am i yellow

the siiiimpsoooooons (dooo doo do do doooo do do do dooooo)

im scared of myself

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i found a video of the demonstration ((((this is taped by one of the racists)))) and you can see me omg

I'm wearing the big green jacket and a white t shirt with a red fist

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guess who's about to watch the prince of egypt once again

that's right

this gal

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oh hey guys i've been away pretty much all day but fuck you it's christmas eve

this is how i've looked all day ahhhh faece yess

ALSO MY PRESENTS UNDER THE CUT BECAUSE THERE'S A LOT AND IT MAKES ME FEEL REALLY HAPPY AND SPOILED

ok so these are clothes and books, a move (BRAVE!!!) and a cd, pretty normal but still ridiculously awesome stuff (like one of the books is a novel about the woman who wrote the scum manifesto?????? hELLO!??!?! the other one is an analysis on the harry potter books p l s)

and here the crazy shit is

aLL LOF THE SEASONOSN?½??!??!?!?! ALSAE OFFF THEM ?!?!?? EUYS?!?!? VORFO EME?!???!?!?

oh man I legitimately cried when I was looking in this book it's so beautiful and so many pictures and pOSTERS and there's a map with important places and there's facts about eveyrthing and i ;_________; iT'S SO BEAUTUFL IT EVEN HAS AN EXORCISM PLS

and now, here we are

the #1 crazy

like

there is no gift crazier than this one

why yes that is a mothershitting new-ass computer thats so shiny and beautiful even ninetails would be ashamed (i almost put dean winchesters eyes there instead of ninetails but lbr nothing is shinier and more beautiful than them sorry comptuer)

and no I still haven't quite grasped the fact that it's mine and that it's new yet

like this is the first new computer that I've ever had the ones I've had are always old used ones i was shaking when i got it omfg

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You're so gorgeous jddjdjdj

are you sure you're in the right ask because

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oh my gosh so um

I had a lot of photos taken of myself last thursday

and I promised sancia she'd see them so they're all behind the cut but I'm warning you there's a LOT