Me: It was icy, everyone was falling.
PT: Still counts you as a falls patient.
Me: Two of my friends fell on ice!
PT: Still counts.
Me: It was more of a slip than a fall.
PT: Did you fall on your bad leg?
Me: …yes.
PT: Did you hurt yourself?
Me: I mean, yeah I fell on concrete, so I bled a bit but-
PT: You’re on my falls list.
Me: I had on shoes with no traction!
PT: Your bad choice in shoes is not my problem, only your falls. You go on the list with the old ladies now.














