#answer | vaikus

[asksometrollians]

Have you ever seen a troll so beautiful you start to cry. Like they haven't even done or said anything yet and your crying harder than any time you can remember. All you want to do is offer them money and you don't know why........................ do you want some free cash?💵💵💵

TT: < I MAY NOT SPEAK FOR THE MASSES BUT, IF I HAD TO PUT MY FINGER ON IT ... >

TT: < MOST PEOPLE ENJOY FREE SHIT!!! > 

[asksometrollians]

HeyA KiddO. WelcomE to ThE NeighborhooD. *Lumani gives [Home Cooking]!*

TT: :o0 

TT: hehe.

TT: honk. 

TT: [ what a very ... ] 

TT: [ I N T E R E S T I N G ] 

TT: [ thing to offer a person. thank you. my name is yellow, and this is vaikus. a pleasure. ] 

@clock-work-intelligence​

[asksometrollians]

Talking in our heads like that makes mine hurt ; m ; On that note however.. what’s ‘the beginning’-!

TT: :o) *Shrugs.*

In lieu of a response, Vaikus slides this sheet of paper towards you ... ? 

[asksometrollians]

Purple with his *backhanded* comments are pretty good.

TT: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[asksometrollians]

purple how dare you! Vaikus is very beautiful! he is so very beautiful! i even wanna smooch him! if he's fine with smooches that is...

TT: < TURN ON YOUR LOCATION, I JUST WANNA TALK! >

TT: < AND BY TALK, I MEAN GIVE YOU THE !!! > 

TT:  < HANDS !!!!!!!!!! DAMN I’M GOOD! > 

TT: < VAIKUS ‘AINT GOT TIME FOR SMOOCHES, SUCKER! HE’S TOO BUSY! THIS MIGHT JUST BE ME GOING OUT ON A LIMB HERE, BUT ... !

TT: < HAHA! NOTHING! I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT JOKE! >

[asksometrollians]

HEY welc to the community !! Vaikus, tell us about yourself!! What do you usually do for the night? Got any friends?

TT: < THAT’S THE FUNNIEST JOKE I’VE HEARD YET! > 

TT: < YEAH, ‘CUZ TROLL WONDER OVER HERE’S REAL GOOD AT SOCIALIZING, TOTALLY! A MUTE FREAK A NATURE WHO SPENDS ALL HIS TIME TALKING TO PUPPETS! > 

TT:  < AND HE’S NOT BEAUTIFUL, EITHER! >

TT: :o( 

TT: < BADTUM TSS! > 

[asksometrollians]

omg vaikus you are adorable! can i hug you?

TT: ! TT: !!! TT: >:o0 *Affirmative nodding.*

[asksometrollians]

WELCOME! what are the puppets’ names?

TT” < THE HANDJOB YOU SEE OVER THERE’S YELLOW! HE’S A PRETTY ... MELLOW, GUY! (GET IT!) BETWEEN THE TWO A’ US, HE’S THE YOUNGER! GUESS THAT’S WHY YOU CAN SAY HE’S GOT SUCH A PEA BRAIN! >

TT: [ how droll. ]

TT: [ my associate goes by purple. our names were chosen very simply. and i am not at liberty to divulge such information. but, since you were so genuine in your question, i will tell you what i can. purple and i have been together for a long time. ]

TT: [ since the beginning, really. ]