#answer her!

[empyrealarc]

"Actually, why can't I just eat people? Like- No, for real! Who am I hurting by lowering the population a little? I can't get kuru, I eat the crust on my pizza, so I'll eat THE WHOLE PERSON too!

Ignoring the leperous cucks who are all 'oh, that's immoral and illegal!' what's the real reason? I demand to know!"

[jomiddlemarch]

and it’s you and it’s me in the summertime, moodboard in green and aqua, for @broadwaybaggins

read here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23789506

“Sure, the costume had been made for someone nearly a foot shorter and substantially wide-- she could make it work.

Emma took a step back and shook out the costume in her hands, releasing a cloud of dust that danced in the sunbeams. She was up in the attic of one of the barns that the camp used primarily for storage, searching through moldering boxes of costume and dress-up clothes. It wasn’t even mid-morning, but already the heat and humidity were thick enough for Emma to wish that she’d taken a leaf out of her sister’s book and begged to be assigned to lifeguard duty instead of the mishmash of theatre/arts and crafts that she had gotten stuck with. At least Alice got to lounge around by the pool or the lake every day instead of being stuck up here, sifting through relics of camp pageants past and sweating like a sinner in church...”