#answer'd

[midnightcandygoblin]

you know what to do ado my dear

are you accepting the latte with whipped cream? or do you not fuck with him like that

[weepylucifer]

Hello!!! I see that you're a benitesco shipper!! I'm so intrigued by the ship, what drew you to them? :D

guilty as charged lol 😂

honestly my first reaction to seeing benitesco was "what? ew! people ship anything these days" but then i saw cool art of them and was intrigued as well

why do i like them? well, tedesco is hot old man who sucks, and i want him to suffer. and if he fell in love with vincent, hoo boy would he suffer. i'm fascinated by the thought of someone getting their entire shit rocked and worldview shattered by this other person who's just mild and kind, and also favored by capital-g God. like imagine you go through life believing this or that is righteous, you believe in it so sincerely, you make it the basis of your personality, and then the Holy Spirit from Bible actually appears in real life only to slam the incorrect buzzer at you. now you're totally uprooted and the only person who seems to be on the right track is the guy who just stood up for the Opposite of what you stand for and also called you petty and stupid and said in front of 106 other guys that he'd rather be shot by the taliban than deal with you. what do you EVEN do

i want tedesco to slam himself against vincent over and over like a fly against a windowpane and for vincent to only give him kindness that tedesco has never learned to receive or even parse. i want to see the dog eat dog world guy learn mercy. also i want vincent to be spurred into passion: he overcame his reticence in the auditorium scene and stood up in front of everyone just to tell tedesco off. i would like to see more of that reproachful avenging angel ass side to him, i'd like to see him verbally spar with tedesco and find he enjoys it

i also like the contrast between them of profane vs saintlike. i'm all for tedesco, whom i picture as kind of jaded abt certain areas of the church, being in awe of this genuine holy man appearing. i'm also here for vincent being coaxed out of his shell by a loud and confident companion and sampling little mundane joys. like, give that poor tired man some good food and wine and stupid jokes and even a hit off the vape if he wants

[devorakian-guilt]

So I looked up the characters in your bio

Yeah this guy fucks hard I can see why you'd like him. heck I like him already and I have no idea what he does lol

plague doctor, former field surgeon, pirate doctor, man wanted for murder, BPD haver. hes so me frfr

addendum: also canon masochist

[lemonberyy]

Ok ur turn give answers for the webcomic >:)))

yeah yeah shuh shuh

honsestuk

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

Calliope 😩

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

URGH jade harle and maybe even roxy bc... I can't even begin just take that

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

CALLIOPE!!??

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

Uhhhh I can't say Calliope because that's not OBSCURE now is it... Hrm.

clubs deuce. yeah him.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

Caliborn. No hesitation it's Caliborn.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

This often ends up as Dave, Rose, or Calliope.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

Andrew Hussie. Absolutely.

[midnightcandygoblin]

I would love if you drew Kyle from She-ra, hes my favorite little guy 😔

he's just a little guy :((

[weepylucifer]

so i ordered food at taco bell and from the very moment when i even crossed the threshold onward i was surrounded by a truly staggeringly strong smell of weed emanating from a group of roughly 10 teenagers to one side of the establishment. a smell at an intensity that makes you expect at any moment that the fire department would burst in just on account of someone noticing the hazy blight leeching out of every single structural flaw of this restaurant and then get rendered fully incompetent by the level of hotboxing in a matter of seconds. now of course the association between taco bell and marijuana use is well-documented, but to consummate such a marriage out in the great open spaces of the concrete jungle, at a transitional hour when people are still there with their children and the parking lot of the strip mall is still full was beyond the scope of what i had initially braced myself for. i’m sort of, at that moment, nursing a real taco bell at 9 pm kind of look, matted greasy hair, navy slides beneath black pants, dark eyebags, and a resting facial expression that to an untrained eye is completely ambiguous between me being someone who just looks like that and someone who intends on fellating the barrel of a shotgun to completion moments after leaving their pseudomesoamerican dining experience. a real mythically grubby look right. and after i receive my food and walk out the door, i bump hard into this teenager who is blocking the doorway. he looks up at me with incredibly red eyes, and i make an educated guess that he is counted among the sources of the eau de cannabis we are all being treated to. he apologizes to me and says he didn’t see me, and so i for unknown reasons say “don’t worry about it man. i’m not even really real.” which he kind of laughs uncomfortably at and then turns to presumably try to tell his friends about, and i think critically for a couple seconds and basically conclude that yeah, that was a pretty awkward attempt at humor where the best case scenario is talking to a bunch of pre-empathy pimply subhumans while looking like a preserved bog body in a band t-shirt so i duck into my car with my food immediately while the guy’s back is turned and i look back over and this kid is looking around, his eyes like saucers, visibly hyperventilating. so perhaps that was the moment he decided i really was a hallucination, i’m not sure. hopefully i didn’t ruin weed for him forever

look here man i'm in no way a patriot. i hate my fucking country. but today i'm going to go on my knees and kiss the soil of my homeland and thank the fates they have protected me from being american and thus understanding pretty much any of what you just said to me

[weepylucifer]

Top 5 insults to use for a golfer

bourgeois

bourgeois

bourgeois

"don't you have anything better to do"

"ooohhh like trump? you're doing this hobby to imitate trump? you're inspired by trump?"

[weepylucifer]

ive seen all of bridgerton and that's completely accurate yeah

mmm unsurprising

nothing against the two men of color there, but the white men truly look like