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[This will update over time, last updated March 30th, 2026]

Taking drawing/writing requests again! :]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

stellarskyes

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

agnesmontague

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

thevoodooman-deactivated2012010

willgrahamsbouncingbulge

Tumblr should take away the ability to like posts for a few weeks so peeps understand this website cannot survive with just liking. I see so many gorgeous gifs and edits and they get like....13 reblogs and 700 likes. That's not right, fam

the-irreverend

And stay safe everyone!

pangur-and-grim

my neighbour stopped me when I was taking out my recycling, and said "when I park in front of your driveway and block it, and you leave a note on my car that reads 'please don't block my driveway', it makes me really mad." and I was just nodding like oh okay. yeah? huh.

pangur-and-grim

he brought up that I should feel indebted to him bc he ‘cleared my driveway’ with his leaf blower, but what actually happened is that he gathered every leaf from both of our properties and piled it in a calf-high mass at the bottom of my front steps, which I had to wade through to exit my house. I genuinely thought he did this as a calculated attack. it did not occur to me that it was a good deed.

pangur-and-grim

there has been some change in behaviour for the positive, though. like he hasn’t parked in front of my driveway lately, which is nice. and he stopped banging on my windows when I asked him not to. and he doesn’t go in my backyard anymore because I said “please stop doing that” and he said “I don’t do that,” and I said “I was literally watching you,” and he said “I only wanted to look over the fence into the other neighbour’s yard.” and he’s stopped going on to my porch at night to borrow my shovel (mainly because he broke the shovel and threw the pieces into my backyard), and he hasn’t taken my ornamental chicken statue and placed it in his garden again because I said “please don’t steal my chicken statue I can literally see it in your garden”. and he also hasn’t broken my recycling bin again, presumably because the lid can’t split in two any further. so we’ve had some positive improvements.

pangur-and-grim

important context to this is that the guy yells at his wife a lot, and yells at the female tenants living in his basement, and because he perceives me as a woman, I am slotted into the 'should cower in fear of his testicles' category. but I'm also 6'2 and constantly on the verge of a mental breakdown, so I can't really manage more than a dead-eyed stare when he tries this. just standing out there in my house slippers going "oh okay" until he pauses long enough for me to slip in a firm "but please don't bang on my windows anymore."

#if I ever meet this guy I am going to become very violent and no one should be surprised #sorry you have to deal with that OP

oncce-againn

Oh! The intimacy of adopting each other’s vocabulary.

#jsss

byjove

why did elementary and middle school teachers get so mad when you finished your work early and did silent reading? I was an A/B student and some of them would be so pissed when I finished my test within 15 minutes and whipped out my N. D. Wilson novel or whatever

raisinbrant

This!! What was I supposed to do, stare at the wall??

byjove

Everybody knows elementary and middle school students need to pretend to be slaving away at math problems for the full 8 hour school day to prepare them for the torture of adult employment.

fangirl-overload13

When asked teachers would say it's because it makes the other kids feel bad

Boo fucking hoo

The constant bullying made me feel bad but nothing was ever done about that was it teacher? Let the other kids take the full hour to take the exam, I'm done in 30 and got the answers correct so just let me sit here and read quietly, I've earned it!

the-haiku-bot

When asked teachers would

say it’s because it makes the

other kids feel bad

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

iraffiruse

tim-official

see every time i see this status i get angry because i’ve played through literally every scenario in rct1 and there is no place where this is a thing. there is never more than one park per map. and in rct2 you can’t make that happen i the scenario editor either. it is not remotely within the game’s functionality to simulate two discrete parks and these games were coded in assembly for christ sake so it’s not like someone modded it in by adding the line “int const TOTAL_NUM_POSSIBLE_PARKS = 2;”. there is no conceivable way this post is anything close to true and even though i know how writing all this out reflects upon me as a person and even though i know exactly how meaningless and trifling of a takedown attempt this is on some random facebook screencap with hundreds of thousands of notes im going to post it anyway because i’m too petty to have any say in the matter

flower-cute-posts

god gives his toughest battles to his strongest lesbians (Available HERE)

alyna-gg

"how gay are you?" yes

shamebats

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

spoil-mynight-deactivated201909

Our little stupid conversation means more to me than you think

#jsss

mist-the-wannabe-linguist

Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

beardedmrbean

rnismatch

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

tamagotchi

😍fuck

#jsss

flotorshi

Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell

sinningsleepingandshitposting

Neatly summarized as: people not knowing how to properly take care of cats

impuretale

The episodes that don’t conform to this formula are also always the most interesting. These situations include:

1) I Didn’t Know My Cat Had PTSD and Has Gone Blind.

2) Your Cats Fight Because One of Them Doesn’t Know How to Speak Cat, and They’re Both Kinda Mad/Confused About It.

3) Your Cat Sprays Everywhere? Get Them Fixed. Surprise Twist: They Were Fixed But It Was a Botched Operation.

4) We’re Going to Rescue 50+ Kittens, Take Them to Vegas, and Adopt Them All To Loving Homes.

5) This is Not a Cat. This is a Dog.

libertarirynn-deactivated202006

Hang on what was number five?

teamvoorhees

@libertarirynn #5 was -

lastcupofsorrow-deactivated2024

THATS A DOG?

krystal-prisms

This is one of the least dogs I’ve ever seen

snissel7

I would like to apologize to #5 for laughing

t0byinthesky

I'm fascinated by how the animators for TADC handle Caine's impossible anatomy so well. There's so much to balance and they've somehow engineered a solution for his expressions to hold during speech.

I also traced Caine answering the phone from episode 4 to demonstrate his phonemes and mouth shapes.

#animation #study #caine #tadc caine

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