#ant genericchurrobasedsuperhero

[antconfessions-offical]

For an experiment, I was mixing pieces of different insects, and seeing what happens. Turns out, the child was completely healthy. They have 8 legs, a scorpion tail, dragonfly wings, and an ant body and head. I have been taking care of it in secret, without my colleagues knowing. Raising them to be a good insect, teaching them right from wrong, how to walk. Punish me how you see fit, but I beg of you, don’t hurt the child.

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I WILL BRING IT UP TO THE QUEEN. ALAS I AM A MERE PEASANT (UNFORTUNATELY) SO IF THE CHILD IS MURDERED, TOO BAD.

[antconfessions-offical]

Hello. This is a request for additional resources be allocated to Research and DevelopmANT. Reason: pleeeaaase? We’re really close to a breakthrough!

i run this for free im broke dude. go somewhere else