#antemortxm

[wilfofficial]

Do you think tequila would do the same thing as vodka in a red sauce? -Ig

It depends on the proof. When you use vodka in the typical tomato/cream sauce, it's acting as an emulsifier between the water in the tomato paste and the oil in the heavy cream so that the acid in the tomatoes doesn't make the oil separate. It also assist with binding the sauce to the pasta and the alcohol can help develop some of the sugars in the tomatoes to lend the sauce a subtle sweetness.

Low grade tequila lands at about 40 proof, half of where low grade vodka's at, and it's the alcohol content you're after. Higher grade tequila might do the same thing but I have no idea if the flavor of the tequila itself would improve things or stick out like a sore thumb. Are you that desperate to use up the alcohol lying around?

[crowned-relapse-king]

@antemortxm

Ig!

I need to hit you with a question.

[chicpsychic]

@antemortxm

Don't I always? ;)

Hm. If you get to a place where you have to choose between two options with no obvious right answer, assign each choice to a coin, pick one from your pocket, and the side matching the right answer will have a small but visible chip it. Don't get the coin out before you make the assignment or you'll choose incorrectly.

[crowned-relapse-king]

@antemortxm

What is your preferred breed of equine then?

[crowned-relapse-king]

@mislycanthropic I need to speak with you...about something.

[mesonoxianmonster]

Closed starter for @antemortxm

It wasn't strange for people to lock their doors and windows in this day and age, even out here this far in the woods. Never knew what knife-weilding maniac or drug-addled speedfreak might barge right in to steal or do far worse damage to the occupants. Of course, there were those that forgot- and on a night like this would prove to be difficult for their senses of privacy and well-being.

It seemed monthly now there was a string of missing pets, cabin break-ins that left homes in wild disarray with nothing of real value taken. Occupants swore they hadn't left their homes or even recalled anything wrong on those nights, simply waking up in the morning to find their homes wrecked, muddied and anything not nailed down to be damaged and ruined. Usually chalked up to bears and forgetful summer cabin owners but there was always something off about this particular theory.

Of course they wouldn't remember, that was the beauty of this inborn "curse"- people would dismiss the sight of a beast ransacking their homes.

Easy targets. Easy meals. Tonight was a little different for the would-be intruder, however- still a week or so off from a full moon but an empty stomach still drove them to break into the first open window that night. A small and scrawny form, guided by the promise of food and some fun found it easy to pry open the window to slip on inside.

[pathologically-mythomaniacal]

@antemortxm how’s my funky little werebuff thottie bottie doing tonight?

[pathologically-mythomaniacal]

@antemortxm hey are you always hard at work?