#anthonyasherharrison

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What to offer to someone who has been a very naughty boy this year? I guess we will have to wait and see what Santa will bring you Anthony

Ah, but people on the naughty list have a lot more fun.

And sure, surprise me

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Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

If this is one of those well disguised insults, I’m not impressed. Why the interest in wanting to see change in me?  But to answer your question anon, I don’t think I’ve changed within the past five years—it’d take something rather drastic for me to change anything about my life within the next 3 months. 

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Have you taken someones virginity?

Now that is a very personal question. And one I have no intention of answering. I’m sure if you use your imagination, you’d be able to guess the answer to that. 

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do you like cats or dogs?

Neither. Not much of an animal lover. But dogs are a little more tolerable. 

Unlike a certain devilish cat I know. Who happens to lurk on my property every now and then. 

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have you ever been in love? or thought you were?

Nope. Never. What is all this interrogation about my love life, anon?

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Why not? With all that money I'm sure you can pay someone to be your trophy-wife, sweetheart.

Hell no! I don’t care for a trophy-wife no matter how much my mother prays for it otherwise. 

But you know Meredith you’d be a pretty good candidate for the job and  I’d make you an offer, if it wasn’t for the fact that you’d either kill me in my sleep or rob me of each penny of my wealth through a divorce the next day

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describe your ideal girlfriend/ future wife

Three simple words: No strings attached.