character i’d like to see in a flower crown: EVERYONE except orochimaru fuck that guy
character i’d like to see have an emotional breakdown: sasuke and/or naruto over their gay feelings uvu
character i’d like to see get punched in the face: OROCHIMARU
character most likely to sing along to journey songs in the car: naruto. he barely knows the words and can only sing out of key but damn does the boy try
character most likely to step on lego: also naruto.
character who refuses to pull over and ask for directions on roadtrips: sasuke or naruto. also kakashi. "it's fine we'll be fine trust me"
character who always stubs their toes on the washing machine: naRUTO and zaku probably
character who changes their starbucks order ten times: ino probably
character who shows up late for everything: shikamaru definitely
character who is the worst kisser: guy. he gets too emotional and starts crying and everything becomes awkward
character who takes 45 minutes showers: shikamaru bc once he's gotten over the effort of getting in it's just too troublesome to leave
character who gets most bent out of shape over the pronunciation of gif: sasuke & naruto bc they'll fight over anything