#anthrcpophagus

[starshands-archive-blog]

anthrcpophagus

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could always send them an ask asking if they ship it beforehand.))

*side-eyes*

[alighttwixttruthandintellec-blog]

Odds Are ((he just wants his ego stroked lbr))

Send me “Odds Are” and my character will tell yours the odds they have of getting lucky with mine.

This is probably a joke. Probably something hilarious. Probably something like a jest from Dr. Lecter as she is sometimes accustomed. He's actually more coy than she. Considerably so. Alana is often nothing if not straightforward, "There may have been serious considerations. Possibly. I may have fantasized, if you want my honest opinion, and I know you always do."

[alighttwixttruthandintellec-blog]

Slurred words!

Send “slurred words” to hear my muse describe yours whilst ridiculously drunk.

Okay, so the name of how I do this meme is for every ask I get Alana adds another drink, so it starts out pretty tame (if you consider that one time she drank a glass of vodka tame) and I cut it off at like seven because I’m not trying to kill my muse. But I’ve found it’s always so awfully fun this way and Alana’s life is a joke. Also, she’s just going to talk about her general thoughts on your muse at the time, since I’ve done this meme a billion times.

Drinks: 1 Gin and Tonic (¾ Gin, ¼ is this even tonic), 1 (Very Frozen) Margarita, 1 Tequila Shot, 1 Swig of the Macallan 50 Year Received For Murdering a Guy, 1 Rum and Coke

Status: Oops Sad Drunk

That’s a name she doesn’t say much, anymore. Feels a little like that Bloody Mary game she dared Eddie into as a kid– like if she says his name too many times out loud he’ll show up, take everything out of her life again. She’s warm enough that she’s unbuttoned at least half the over-sized button down, and she’s sitting with her legs crossed beneath her on the floor. 

“Hannibal Lecter taught me everything I know about myself,” It’s the first statement she can make, face flushed, running her palm over the cool glass of the living room table, “Everything. He taught me about parts of myself I was afraid to look at. He made me– He made– made me understand– understand who I am.” 

She’s pressing a thumb against her throat, weaving her hands over the skin slowly but surely. She’s nauseous, by this point, dizzy. Looking down through the table and she wishes she could make excuses for the tears in her eyes but at least she can cry again when she isn’t afraid. That’s actually an emotional step up.

“He’ll always be the only best friend I ever had,” She says quietly, and she vindictively knocks a shot-glass over on its side. 

[hxneycraftarchive-blog]

will and agatha!))

Who usually cooks meals: they both cook. Agatha makes Will Cuban cuisine on some nights and on others they enjoy southern comforts like craw fish and grits. it just depends on who’s up to cooking that night.Who wakes up first: Agatha is an early bird. an extremely early bird. an up at 2 a.m baking brownies early bird.Who goes to bed first: when they do sleep, it’s probably Will and it has more to do with exhaustion than the actual will to sleep.Who invites guests over more often: agatha. you need friends to have people over. badum-tss.Does anyone do home repairs: Will does~ Agatha doesn’t trust herself with a hammer or a drill so when the sink starts leaking she has someone on hand.Who remembers to pay rent and utilities: Agatha. Do you see the lighting in Hannibal?  Jesus. Nobody pays their pills or owns a lamp.Who goes out more: If you don’t mean in a work way, it’s probably Agatha. Who cleans around the house: ...Both of them. But only because of a chore chart and after deciding that rock/paper/scissors is not a safe way to decide who does what.Who does the dishes: Will. Always Will. Who makes their bed: Neither of them omg. These trash children probably just smooth of the covers and keep going. Does anyone keep the other one up at night: Yes? But only because neither of them can sleep so they do dumb things like play board games or attempt to summon peaceful, low level demons.If they have pets, who is more responsible for them: Both of them have pets, and both of them have agreed to take care of each other’s children. Agatha will happily walk Will’s dog if Will’s fine with keeping Sirena company while she runs the shop.Who takes out the trash: Will omfg. I said they both do chores, but it’s more like Will does the chores that Agatha hates to do, and just deals with it.Who takes more time in the bathroom: Agatha. When Will ask what takes her so long, she probably just gestures to her hair tbh.Who usually does the shopping: Agatha. And maybe Will if she promises to make fish for dinner.