#anti-vauseman

[denizen-mars]

Vauseman deserve each other, they're both conniving snakes (I laughed so much at that Hogwarts house part), and you know they'll probably end up healing each other while still being dysfunctional as hell but I cannot get over how this show continues to push them so much and the fandom eats it up when there are so. many. other. interesting ships

[carmillasleatherpants]

Hey you! I don´t know if you have answered this before, but do you ship Alex and Piper? or like what are your thoughts on them?

i shipped them until season three when piper was treating alex like she was out of her mind for thinking she might get killed. and then cheating on her. i can’t stand piper after the events of season three and i’m more than aware alex is problematic af too... however i care more about her than i do about piper who has become a very dislikable character for me.

[denizen-mars]

There are like 30 different well-developed, interesting characters on oitnb, but 90% of the fanfiction is Vauseman and an unholy amount of content is devoted to swooning over Ruby Rose’s character Like Why I thought we all agreed that they were kind of boring??

[lesbianightwing]

ok but like as i’m watching oitnb i don’t understand why everyone worships alex and ships her so much with piper?? like don’t get me wrong i respect everyone’s opinions and i admit alex is super hot and everything but ??? they are ??? so dysfunctional and unhealthy and bad for each other ???? and alex is kind of an asshole ??? who threatened to rape someone ???? i don’t understand ???????