White Riot on Epiphany Day
(Invasion of the Chuds at the U.S. Capitol)
The 6th of January is a holy day for Christians. It marks the day when Jesus was baptized by John the Baptist and revealed himself as God.
How did the junior fascists spend the day? Well let me tell you people: They attempted a coup d'etat, Keystone Cops style, on the steps and inside the Nation’s Capitol! This is the United States of America in the 21st Century, imbeciles! This is not some South American country in the 1950’s! Instead of attacking the CIA, you should have taken lessons from them on how to overthrow a government!
Well, 4 dead and 52 injuries later, the U.S. government is still in tact. Your beloved leader is an old, mentally ill, white guy who will either take exile in Russia, or spend the rest of his life in a federal prison. This might be the first time in his life that his Class privilege and White privilege will be revoked. His acquisitive urge to be worshiped and loved will ultimately be his undoing. You morons are fecundating his demise. He promised to march down Pennsylvania Avenue with you, but he never showed up! Your stupidity will be your end. However, you can count your lucky stars because the cops let you off easy. Your White privilege got you only pepper sprayed. Had you been Black, well, you would have ended up like poor George Floyd. Still, you believe that this Judeo-Christian utopia is without systemic racism. Then you fucking deserve the label of “stupid!”
As your friendly, local, revolutionary emeritus, I have waited for this day for 52 years. I have labored over the notion that the American empire will fall when there was massive unemployment, a war (or wars—plural), and when the Brown Shirts storm the Capitol building. However, I never entertained the fact that a pandemic would be part of that equation. If everybody is sick or frightful of being contaminated, that would be a logical disincentive to conduct a revolution. These followers are so fucking stupid, they think that COVID 19 is a hoax! The so-called Deep State wouldn’t have needed to fire a shot. Instead, these idiots will drop like flies. What if COVID is part of Bio-warfare? Eat shit, QAnon! Civil war, my smelly ass! You can’t overthrow the U.S. government with AK 47’s and mob rule! America is a nuclear power with a massive military and a spy network.
Is this Trump’s last parting shot? Who cares? It’s just days until Joe Biden is sworn in as President. After Watergate and the Vietnam war, America became a bit left of center. After what happened last night, the pendulum will swing further leftward once again.
Thankfully, for once, the so-called Left didn’t show up and counter-demonstrate. And, as such, they put the spotlight on the Maga crowd. Good work!
So what now? If I was still in the game, I know what I would do. If you younger revolutionaries ask me, I will tell you. Otherwise...figure it out for yourselves.
