This Old Dude Needs a Hiatus
Stephen Jay Morris
5/4/2026
©Scientific Morality.
I’m tired, frustrated, and my body is failing. It is falling apart. I will spend most of the month of May sitting in doctors’ offices. Not only is my body falling apart, my country is too. People who call themselves Americans like to delude themselves by uttering this conservative, declarative statement: “America is the greatest country in the world!” Some American think America is a big Disneyland. I sure hope not! As a child, I hated Disneyland. It was a huge amusement park and I was not amused. My mom used to take me to see Disney movies, thinking I’d like them. During the screening, I’d ask her incessive questions hoping to get an answer I would like. One question was, “How long is this movie?” I went to the bathroom at least three times. Mickey Mouse is a symbolic character of the presidents of the United States. Donald Duck is symbolic of the rich “Tech-Bros.” I could go on and on. Oh, wait a second: Goofy represents the typical, white American citizen who goes along with any Mickey Mouse that runs for president, and who was selected by the Donald Ducks to run!
OK, enough said. I’d rather live in 1950’s Communist China than live in today’s Disney World Order. Hey, conservatives, I refuse to live in your fantasy society! I don’t want to live in some forever land up, in the sky, with Jesus and the rest of his family. You know? All God’s children left heaven long ago to go to different planets and celestial bodies. Living forever is so fucking boring! Yeah, God has a family, and there is a Mrs. God, too! Why do you think God has a dick? And why do you believe he is an advocate for family values? The only family values there are in the U.S.A are found in Dollar General stores.
Trump is a beloved predator of all the white prey in America. He preaches to his flock that all Black people are “Low IQ.” The real kicker, however, is that he doesn’t see that his devoted white people are “No IQ” and he is a stupid fuck! His ego tells him he’s a fucking genius! People, take this cautionary tale: don’t believe your ego! It will lead you astray.
There are 30 million people who support this…man. That is a lot of No IQ people! Why? All religions, capitalists, reactionary politicians, and military sergeants are ingrained with this false notion that authority is always right. Authoritarianism is for people with low self-esteem who think that, because they have no money or power, somebody who does has the right to insult and abuse them. Trump is that guy. He is the one with high self-esteem who proclaims he loves you but calls you a loser and a sucker behind your back.
Trump is a closet atheist, or maybe even a devil worshiper. He knows that when he dies, nothing awaits him because there is no afterlife. That’s why he wants his likeness on passports, paper money, coins, and big banners on a federal buildings. That is why he wants ballrooms and memorials like a big arch and golden statues. The incipit fool doesn’t realize that his name won’t be anywhere because he will be dead! And the dead don’t see anything. Where are the Hitler monuments, you stupid fuck?!
I want to thank Tumblr for allowing me to publish my articles. Thank you so much! If I ever have a publishing company to print my manuscripts, I will donate some money to you. I rarely show gratitude; however, you are an exception to the rule. Once I get my head on straight, I will return. Thank all of you who’ve read my works.












