from @antimetathesis : ❝ well, this seems like a lovely little spot. the sense of impending doom aside. ❞ and 1 for varric! i think theyd have funny banter :)
His brother's parties aren't exactly what Varric would call a lovely time, but the venue for this one certainly is. Thanks to Varric choosing it himself, of course. No one can hate a house in the water, even if it meant all the guests needed to have their drivers get them a ways outside the city to make it. Nobody would say no. That's why he did it: It's funnier to make the rich, spineless fucks sweat.
It's in Varric's nature to pass out his personal +1 invites on a whim, especially since Bartrand started banning Varric's friend Hawke from all their official guest lists (as if that'd stop Hawke), and after meeting Kaien, Varric chose him as the newest recipient.
"Now, don't let the elegant setup fool you," Varric replies, a charming smile painting itself over his face even as his words give away his obvious disgruntlement. "My brother has some nasty plan to embarrass us yet again tonight, I'm sure of it. I wouldn't be surprised if he shows up five beers in the is time, or something." Probably less likely than him showing up with some serious proposition of business for the guests--Varric can hope though, can't he? It's been a while since the two of them spoke one-on-one, without Bartrand's assistants or other employees nearby to note down their every argument. Lucky for him, he supposes. "Don't be afraid to take advantage of the free food and drinks, though," and when he grins, it's a lot more genuine this time, adjusting the wide open collar of his gaudy dress shirt--the very thing making him stick out amongst the black-tie dress of all the Tethras family's guests. "Complimentary, I mean." Varric winks. "Nobody else will, and it's sure to be the highlight of our night."










