#antiquatedgunsmith

[royaldepravity]

@antiquatedgunsmith replied to your post:

• How’re ya even gonna survive one'a those.

• That’s fuckin’ crazy.

Physically? I’ll be fine.

Mentally? I have no fucking idea.

[candyapplecarcinogen-archive]

MEOWDY TO YOU TOO!

HI COLTSA I’M CANDY BUT YOU KNEW THAT ALREADY

SORRY I’VE BEEN. BUSY

[rapisu17]

@antiquatedgunsmith

Now you're up. Third least favorite type of onion.

[nowilltobreak]

@cyberneticlagomorph @turntechgarchomp @fiduspawn-master @antiquatedgunsmith @endoosteologist

Wellmets bestowed upon you, travellers.

[forthehardonofgrayskull]

antiquatedgunsmith replied to your post “hehehehhe.  awwww, is something wrong with sasha?”

• Apparently she can't handle even the idea of 6ein' too 6ig for your 6ritches. • Literally speakin'.

big butts tearing it out pants?

[genesisaberrance]

antiquatedgunsmith replied to your post “What on Alternia could any of that possibly mean.”

• When a girl kisses ya ya tell her she's straight up poggers and then she 6reaks up with you.

Oh, is that what I was supposed to do? My wife calls me poggers all the time, and I... tolerate it.

[overcoatunderwear]

antiquatedgunsmith replied to your post “¢ Hey, I noticed that may6e you might 6e interested in growing some...”

• Figured I'd offer. • Yeah, Chai, if you know her, is helpin' me out. • Told me those who can help should, so I was just tryin' to pay it forward, yanno?

(indeed i do, she’s offered to take me to some sort of merperson sanctuary for the duration of this lightmare.)

(also ah, welcome to my horny blog there, o gun comrade.)

(h-heheh c: )

[cawjoke]

@antiquatedgunsmith which bird do you think sucks the most