Antinous x Poseidon crumbs please sky..I offer my first born child
antinous should be careful what he wishes for... (ft @messymoonmad 's gay)
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Antinous x Poseidon crumbs please sky..I offer my first born child
antinous should be careful what he wishes for... (ft @messymoonmad 's gay)
Antinous (Antiseidon): Whats the worst thing your partner has ever done? Antinous (Antimachus): I dressed up in revealing women's clothing (bunny suit) and he straight up ignored me for days because i rivalled his beauty and then i said skill issue so i got railed for a week straight. The castle thought i was an omega in disguise and almost got burnt because they thought i was a witch. Antinous (Antiseidon): That might be worse than my situation. Antinous (Antimachus): I think having at least 2 god sized dicks in you cant be competed.
AntiSeidon possibly??
(Antinous x Poseidon)
(OK first off I thought you meant in invictus and I was REAL confused.)
THIS IS SUCH AN INTERESTING CONCEPT id love to hear more. Might possibly draw art for it.
Im imagining antinous with his fur coat soaking wet and +25 pounds
Antiseidon interaction: 3
Antinous: Fish? Poseidon: Yes.
Antinous: I didnt ev-
Poseidon: Yes.
Antinous:
Antinous: Sybau
Poseidon: TAKE THAT BACK YOUNG MAN
Antinous: NO WAY IN TARTARUS OLD MAN.
Antinous: So what in tartarus do i call you?
Poseidon: Lord, Your highness, Your majesty, Head of the house, Mighty sea go-
Antinous: Fish.
Poseidon: What?
Antinous: Fish.
Poseidon: No.
Antinous: Pufferfish.
Poseidon: NO-
Antinous: Fish?
Poseidon: Yes.. mortal..? Antinous: Do you like horses? Poseidon: What makes you think so? Antinous: *looks at the horse figurines on the wall and floor.*
Antinous: No reason
there should be more antiseidon fics
antiseidon interaction 3 (i think):
Amphitrite: so hows that little guy coming along? poseidon: Hes.. something
*just approximately 5 minutes ago*
Antinous: Se-?
Poseidon: no.
Antinous: plea-
poseidon: no.
Antinous: plea
Poseidon: n-
Antinous: NOOOOOOOOOOO Antinous:*throws tantrum*