#antman?

[theoldclassturtle]

my beige flag is that most of the hated marvel movies were my favorites.

[alimpson]

what’s currently in my head

Crack fic that started when my sister described Evil Ant Man (whatever that is, I don’t watch this) as “Valen”. And I responded with “Sepulchure?” We looked at each other and started laughing.

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Sepulchure, Inch Tall Lord Of The Shadowscythe.

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And/Or Evil (or dubiously so) Ant Man.

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Still also Lord of the Shadowscythe, this is one of his part time jobs (Undeadifying the lawyers doesn’t prevent them from prosecuting him about student loans. And taxes. He is apparently to quit dodging taxation. I did say crack, didn’t I?)

(Turning babysitters undead does prevent him from having to pay them, however.... but then he has to pay off bribe blackmail their parents...)

[owlface-witch]

I feel so bad for Paul Rudd because playing a title superhero in a film is such a big deal for actors and actresses but then Paul Rudd gets stuck with motherfucking Antman. You know what Antman does? He turns small. And sometimes he has ant strength. I just cringe every time I watch that trailer. Fucking Antman. Who thought that was a better idea than a Black Widow film. Antman. Jfc