banner made by me★ first headcanon post who cheered? i did! kind of a long one! oopsies!
how did you meet? ★
van was trying to steal from a jewelry store because his mom wanted a diamond ring, when you, a new employee at the time kept asking questions about him until he huffed and handed the ring back, giving up.
fluffy cuteness: ★
-he tries to keep you away from his families antics and struggles with the fact you can "handle" it.
- he hates the cold and acts like a baby about it. "i'm chilly.. cuddle meee.. >:("
HIGHSCHOOL AU just for this hc ↓↓
- he planned an intricate promposal with paper flowers because he has a knack for art (totally)
------ back to adult hcs ------
- you both got high once at his house and he begged to be kissed. "cmon doll, kisses please!"
- you both have had one "actual date" at a perkin's and everyone stared because of his families representation
smutty (not sure if its hardcore)
- he stares at your pink lips around his blunts, happy someone shares his things, but also wishing it was him your lips were wrapped around instead.
- he whines when he can't touch you all over (like in public)
- he loves when you correct him on anything, especially during sex. what you want, he wants.
- he uses his "innocence" to get what he wants (ex. a new position gets talked about while laying in bed and he asks "whats that? show me how it's done, darling." but he already knew what it was)
- shoves a finger or two in your mouth to keep you quiet if he knows his family is trying to listen, you don't mind it.
THANKS FOR READING I HOPE IM LORE ACCURATE I'VE ONLY SEEN 1 EPISODE😁














