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July 20 - "Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?" AntWitch, for @pomerqueen
Occurs just after the ‘van’ scene in Civil War. Someone pointed out in a Tumblr post that they all changed from their ‘civilian’ clothes into their ‘suits’ at some point between leaving the van and the actual fight.
Of course, Steve told Wanda that she should change in the van. She didn’t care all that much, they’d all seen her quick-change before - well, all except Bucky who was standing scowling off into the distance anyway, and the new guy. Scott.
Who was looking in her direction with a bit of a goofy grin on his face, so she shrugged, got into the van, grabbed the bag Scott had brought with him and threw it at him. He caught it with a surprised smile as she slammed the door shut.
She didn’t really have to change to fight at all. But as Steve liked to say “You gonna fight a war, you gotta wear a uniform” so she slipped her skirt off quickly and pulled on some trousers, changed her plain black jacket for her favourite red leather one.Opening the van door - it was stuffy in there, with the aircon off! - she sat down on the edge of the floor to lace her boots.
Scott’s suit was apparently nearly as complicated as Steve’s to put on, because he only had his pants and boots on. Wanda paused, transfixed, staring. He looked pretty ordinary in regular clothes, but out of them - well, he was a very nice sight, lean and fit, nicely muscled, dark hair curling on his chest and tapering down to a fine happy trail across his abs.She found herself mourning a little bit as he pulled the dark red and black jacket on, fastening the seals.
Scott caught Wanda watching him, gave her an uncertain little smile. Her reputation was a little scary to say the least, but in person she looked so young and sweet. She smiled back at him and he took a step closer, intending to speak to her, when she spoke first.
“So, apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
Wanda wanted to kick herself when she saw the astonished look on Scott’s face - and Clint, behind him, turning to laugh silently at her for the awful line.
Scott blinked, astonished. She thinks I’m sexy? Puffing his chest up a little, he opened his mouth and said “I’m Ant-Man!”
Instantly he was assailed with an awful doubt. Shit, she won’t have heard of me either and I’m going to make myself look like a total idiot… but Wanda’s face was blossoming into a delighted smile.
“Oh! That’s why Sam called you Tic Tac! Of course you are, I’ve heard so much about you!”
Scott felt about fifty feet tall as he walked shoulder to shoulder with Clint and Wanda down to the tarmac. And when he actually was fifty feet tall, he heard Wanda whooping with excitement, cheering his name.
He missed the end of the fight due to being completely unconscious. He woke up in a white cell with his suit gone.
It wasn’t until Cap came to break them out that Scott found out what had been done to Wanda. He ripped the straitjacket off her with his bare hands, unfastened the shock collar and threw it hard across the room. Wanda was still shaking, looking up at them from eyes glassy with terror, and it was the hardest thing Scott had ever had to do, to stand aside and let Clint, Clint who she trusted and saw as a father figure, lift her up and carry her gently out.
It was about four weeks later, in Wakanda’s bright sunshine, when she turned to him and smiled with a hint of that youthful sweetness he’d seen on their first meeting and said;
“So I hear you have a daughter. Won’t you tell me about her?”
Secure in the knowledge that Cassie would be on her way to visit very soon, Scott grinned and admitted “She’s how I know all about you. Last Hallowe’en I had to take her trick-or-treating in a Scarlet Witch outfit!”
Steve and Clint, walking in the garden not too far away, both froze with shock on hearing Wanda’s peal of laughter, before grinning at each other, high-fiving and carrying on their way.