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DASHIELL: why are you staring at me?

ANWAR: i don't know... it's like you escaped from a hallmark card or something.

i was getting tired of listening to basil and dash talk about their relationship. but then i remembered that alcohol existed. thank you, alcohol."

anwar blanco.

BASIL: how are you feeling?

ANWAR: i’ve been experiencing a bad headache lately that seems to come and go…

DASHIELL, ENTERING THE ROOM: hey, guys!

ANWAR: it’s back again.

DASHIELL: everybody shut up *picks up phone* hey vincent!

OPHELIA: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!

BASIL: come back to bed.

PETAL: *various sex noises*

OPHELIA: tell him I said hi!

ANWAR: aye! pass the weed

BASIL: *blasting out curse words*

PETAL: PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!

ANWAR: i have to ask basil if we can remove the annoying dead weight from within our ranks.

PETAL: i agree.

VINCENT: completely.

DASHIELL:

ANWAR: you are the problem.

DASHIELL: what!? who finds me annoying?

PETAL: everyone.

DASHIELL: even you, vincent?

VINCENT: you only annoy me when you're breathing, really.

DASHIELL: i'll take that as a compliment.

ANWAR: i must have said it wrong.

ANWAR: remember how mad you got when basil concluded a text with thx instead of thanks?

DASHIELL, VISIBLY UPSET: why would you bring that up?

VINCENT: i don't get paid enough for this.

ANWAR: for what?

VINCENT: [gestures to everything]

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