😭HOW WOULD THE LADS REACT TO A MINOR BEING OBSESSED WITH THEM 😭
Okay first thing first shout out again for @chaos-in-deepspace for being my eyes since I can't use Twitter in Brasil cuz ELON MUSK IS A LIL BITCH
So basically in Twitter there was some minors trying to ward away adults from playing the game because it's "cringe" and they "didn't want old grown ups in there" (as if the game isn't fund by our adult money 🤡🤡🤡) and I guess y'all can see what am I doing here cuz I can't take anything serious and I thought it would be funny LMAOOOOOO.
Tags: crack fic, stalking, our boys actually get harassed here tho 😭😭😭😭, bullet fic, gifs and emoji usage, possible spoilers about anecdotes or myths, proof reading? Proof read DEEZ NUT-
Pairing: The lads boys, Yvone, Greyson.
Okay we all know he's a sweetheart 🫶🏼
Pretty soft, pretty responsible, a bit of an air head but honestly we all trust our little Xavier baby
Unless when it comes to cooking 💀
So when a high schooler girl come at him, wiggling eyebrows in her school uniform saying some weird stuff like calling him "onii-san 😋😆" or whatever he's like 🙂😐🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
He thinks that they are lost and straight up ask "Where's your parents little kid?" And he's already looking around to see if there's any adult looking like they're searching something or someone.
And he doesn't pay any mind to the girl saying weird stuff like "I'm inviting you to a date!" Or "You're super hot!"
But when the weird kid grab his arm and start rubbing their chest on his bicep and lifting their (ALREADY) short skirt he's like:
Bro 💀
When I said that he TELEPORTED OUTTA THERE 🧍🏼♂️💨
And then he came back,
Only to teleport them with him,
TO THE POLICE STATION 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Then like the good ole Xavier we all know he is:
Okay I love hating on Sylus and his pure discord mod Wattpad "My parents sold me to a rich mafia guy" 2016 behavior
But low-key I feel bad for him cuz he's literally the biggest victim of every mischaracterization and thirst from minors 🤡🤡🤡🤡
RIP mister Onycoochie leader
But yeah anyways this man did not escape from an intergalactic prison to catch another case
MUCH LESS BY BEING A PREDATOR 💀💀💀💀
HE LITERALLY HUNTS DOWN PREDATORS ON the N109 ZONE AND SHUT DOWN HUMAN TRAFFICKING BRO 😭😭😭😭😭(that's my personal headcanon btw cuz I think he's that cool yanno?)
So when there's this little girl that is like 13 chasing after him at first he thinks it's cute, and even humors her little crush thinking that when she grows up he will tease her about it
Just like these older guys that you grew up with and are kinda like your older brothers or uncles?
Yeah, that's what he was thinking about.
So that's literally his face the moment he hears A KID saying something FOUL as calling him "Daddy 🥰😘"
Nah dawg 💀
This is literally the next 10 seconds of it:
He's kicking their ass away from his shawtie ewwww ur a kid what the hell is wrong with you
Will be forever traumatized 😭😭😭😭
Whenever you invite him somewhere and he end up hearing a squeal of a teenager he's hiding in a coner like he has PTSD 😭😭😭
(which is kinda crazy because how can a guy this tall disappear like that tho?)
He still feel nervours at the plushie arcade, he says that it's because he doesn't like crowded spaces, which is not a lie, but he mostly wanna avoid the hours where kids leave school and stuff
no, he won't ever tell you why he have beef with teens 💀💀💀
OKAY SO HE
He is popular and he knows
And he low-key hates it
Cuz my guy just wanna paint and be a simp in peace 😮💨✊🏽
So when there's this girl following him in every event
Every single art exhibition
He's so done 💀
Brothar when I tell you that the first thing he wanna do is to go BACK to the sea like this:
I ain't joking 😭😭😭
My brother is calling the police
He's calling you 😭😭😭😭😭
He's calling Thomas while he's screaming like he's in a terror movie
Kid he ain't gonna look at no minor, he definitely will be like:
Please save him 😭
ACTUALLY 😭😭😭😭
He already had problems with unwanted crushes
which i mean look at him 😳
If i was to be saved and his handsome face is the first thing i see ill be straight up thinking I'm in heaven bro 💀
Like bro will be holding my heart and I'll bre like "What are we?"
Like, a bit rude for him start to yell saying "WHY ARE YOU AWAKE?" and "QUICK, SEDATE HER!" like damn, okay boo chill😔✊🏽
But Zayne have one specific thing,
He doesn't attend to teenagers
I mean yes, he sometimes work on the pedriatic area, but he personally asks to Greyson to deal with the patients around the age of 12-17
But sometimes, shit hits the fan, wanderers show up and when he checks the next patient and he sees their age he's like:
No, just, NO.
It just happened once.
And it was enough 💀
Especially because his job requires a certain charisma, and a lot of patiency.
And people tend to think that only woman suffers with harassement.
And if you're a man, you should not be a "wuss" and be gratefull to have woman looking your way.
And if it's a kid, people take even less serious 💀
So you can guess how much of a hostage situation he was in, when there was this 14 year-old girl, following him around, hugging his waits and calling him "Oppa 🥹🥹"
Just to think about it he shivers uncomfortably 😣
God bless Yvone for noticing and ACTUALLY taking him serious, when he told her, that he was uncomfortable, and he didn't know what to do.
The little girl didn't like her, but Yvone could't care less, she got bills to pay 🙄✋🏽
Now she wards away little girls that get too excited over doctors, she's the "mean evil bitch" but she's the hero for all the young doctors that are in these though situation, and the doctors in response are always ready to play boyfriend or scare away some over excited male patients that bother the nurses.
So yeah fellas hope yall laughed cuz i thought it was hilarious as heck 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Take care! And don't let weird kids creep you out 🥰
Now please someone, close the gates from this game THE KIDS ARE IN THE GODDAMN CLUB AAAAAAAAAAAA😭😭😭😭😭
just having the biggest LADS brainrot rn and imagining the MC & LIs doing the cringiest but secretly cute tiktok trends. Like you know that trend "she's my private dancer, you can call her phone and she ain't gon answer" Oooo and that trend where you call your boyfriend your husband or your husband your boyfriend to get their reactions. Anywaysss is this crack???
Pookie 😭😭😭 I'm super sorry for not answering sooner my exams was just last week and I'm emotionally recovering from it 💀
And I love the idea too, but I'm not really familiar with tiktok trends because I only use tiktok to see anime thirst traps, whimpering audios, and seeing big boobie women 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀
But fr I JUST KNOW IT GOES LIKE THIS:
Zayne: First off, the ONLY WAY to ever make this man go in front of a camera TO DANCE or to just stand there like 🧍♂️ you must have won a bet. No, there's no other way, girl he would love you as a worm and etc, but his ass is NOT dancing 😭😭😭😭. And it's not because he can't, he can waltz, but those silly tiktok dances that you showed him bestie 💀💀💀💀💀 he fr rather jump in front of a car (I'm not joking). But yeah ok you won. He's going to be so stiff and embarrassed that you don't even post it 😭😭 either because you don't want to ruin his reputation or because you don't wanna ruin yours. 💀
Rafayel: Ok, don't need to ask twice cuz he's definitely up to any video. Actually, he's most likely to be the one to ask lmao. And lemme tell you something u better be ready cuz the comments finna go wild about him like he could be only walking by and the comments will ONLY be "Have you guys seen the guy in the back?" "Girl ain't nobody seeing yo ass in here 😭" "If you pay attention there's a girl in the video dancing" LMAAAO and whenever you don't pay attention to him he's gonna yap about "maybe I should become a tiktoker at least they pay me attention 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄💅🏽"
Xavier: uh... low key he's a simp so he would say yes for sure but honestly 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 you wouldn't notice until you see the comments saying "how do I get someone to look at me like he does to her? 😭" "Bye imma hug a tree at 200mph" "God I've seen what you done for others" and you go like 🤨🤨🤨🤨 so when you see the video you realize that Xavier is only moving his arms but constantly looking at you like he's seeing a promotion of hot pot 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
Btw here's a video of them dancing cuz I sucked at that 😭😭😭😭
Hi! I think you're friends with aeyumi (I hope so) anyways she doesn't have anons in so I can't tell her directly and don't want to out myself but i was in the house of solisoccasum writer discord server with some other fandom writers and izuwu has been bitching about aeyumi in the vent channel since yesterday. I left the server after seeing them allowing that conversation especially because in the server rules it states that members shouldn't talk about tumblr stuff, so it felt like mods were allowing her to break the rules just to shit on aeyumi and letting people call her delusional for just defending herself against harassment. Anyways I figured she should know that was going on and that izuwu is still very much so talking about her and actively bad mouthing her to other writers, which is still obsessive behavior towards her and I hope she stays safe!
Hi! I'll let her know! thank you for sharing and stay safe!
broooo I knew you where a writer of color cause we just do it differently lol 😩
LMAOOOOOOO
Fr tho I think it's pretty obvious I'm Latina (Brasilian) cuz I ain't gonna write no calm or cute reader cuz u either match my freak or u finna get these flip flops on ya face 👹👹👹👹👹
YO! everytime i come across your comments and reblogs, I can't help but burst out laughing cause of your profile picture. I can't take this anymore LMAO. Anymore crazy LADS picture I'm not aware of?
I'm GLAD you asked my muffin!
Here are some of our best bois smiling! Nothing wrong or unhinged here hehe
shout out for @chaos-in-deepspace for cropping and finding these for me! Thank you zaddy 🥹🥹🥹
