So recently I’ve been more than a little obsessed with the 1983 Jim Henson company project called “Fraggle Rock,” about all these silly little muppet creatures having crazy adventures in the cave system in which they live, called, appropriately, Fraggle rock. After watching 3/4 of the seasons, I started doodling some of my fav cats OCs as fraggles, and it just sort of spiraled from there. So if I’ve sent you 🫵 an ask about the kind of clothing your oc would wear, this is why :D. Without further ado:
THE FIRST WAVE‼️‼️‼️
These are the tallest of the bunch, and they are, reading left-right left-right:
@gotham-native’s Calypso, @ernestelm’s Vega, @toki-toro’s Chaumet, and last but certainly not least, @cillyscribbles’s Tin Tin!!!!
I recently remembered I can listen to love songs sung by women and imagine a female party on the other end. Revolutionary, quite frankly. I’m having so much fun.
SHE IS SO PRETTY OMG?? LIKE BRO IS SO <33 AND HER PERSONALITY!! SHE IS AN ICON. AND SHE’S BI!! A BI-CON!! SHE SEEMS LIKE THE KIND OF PERSON TO ENJOY STRAWBERRIES. I LOVE STRAWBERRIES. HER NAME IS SO FUN TO SAY TOO.
Two wolves in my chest. One knows that talking about my work will make me less likely to finish it and spoil the experience for the reader and annoy anyone who comes across it on the dashboard. The other wants to post snippets of every fragment I find in my wip folder.
so I was watching that one scene in deadpool 2 and I was like "you know what would be amazing? batman on a pole 😌" I think this absolutely falls into thotty bruce wayne territory
Can I just say… I love this idea!!! And I feel like I escalated a little while thinking about the details, so 🔽
Firstly - Bruce 100% knows how to pole dance. You never know when that’ll come in handy… And as far as I know it mostly takes core and thigh strength and Bruce def has that. He’s also flexible enough.
Actually? Also works the other way around, meaning: He does pole dancing to train – flexibility, strength, endurance, etc.
But that’s enough of prologue. Let’s think about the why’s and how’s. I’ve been thinking about this for a while, mostly to figure out a setting. Personally, I would find it hilarious if it was some kind of situation where he league is working together to stop some evil business which is happening at a “gentleman’s club” and they’re in need of a distraction.
This could either be an operation that happens in one night, so they’re all camped out in front of the window peering inside, OR an actual mission that they plan for months. Point is, someone (I’m counting on Hal) goes “well what do you expect me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?” and Bruce is all “actually –“
If it’s a spontaneous idea, they’d all be in for a treat because Bruce manages to slip into the backroom, convince the other dancers that he’s a regular, he just came from some kind of kinky costume event, and then proceed to find an impromptu costume.
If it isn’t, Bruce can baffle them by rolling up in some kind of disguise, fake name and all, and bring his own costume. Prepared head to toe.
Either way, I’m tempted to make it something batman-themed just to keep in . But the armour is not as easily turned sexy and the Deadpool costume is? In my eyes? It’s all black, while the Deadpool suit has the straps etc that can be interpreted in a different way.
And apart from that – Deadpool 100% has the goof factor. Bruce could absolutely do that, I could see that for him. Putting on a sexy batman costume and he’s just…internally giggling, having a blast. It’s really difficult for me to juggle the sexy aspect and the goof factor, I have to admit. Like, do we go full goof and let him just wear a fabric costume, all 60s batman style? Glittery cape??? Or do we go sexy?
If we go sexy, I say it still has some inspirations from the costumes? Instead of the usual hotpants, I say it’s the little vintage bootyshorts from the old costumes. You know the ones. Dark blue, kinda high-waisted, belt, shiny. Black top with a see-through black part down the middle? You know, like those American apparel bodies? And then I really want some bat on him somewhere. Maybe a fake back tattoo over his shoulder blades and arms? Which means the back of the shirt would have to be a tad more see-through for that to be visible. The idea of that would be to show of the roll of his muscles, you know? The whole outfit would have to be constructed around both hiding and showing off his body. Also I’m tempted to include leather gloves. But I’m not sure if that’d mess with the pole?
As for his face – honestly, if he can do Matches, he can probably grow out some stubble or get himself some fake sideburns or a goatee or something and match that with a DEEP fake tan and voilà. Unrecognisable. (Or he just wears the mask for funsies? Unsure.)
So. Last step. Song choice. We can be modern and go with Two Feet? Love is a Bitch? It’s very slow, very sensual but then we have that sex-dripping bass? Nice. However, we could also go back in time just a little and take Timbaland’s The Way I Are? The pulse of the beat would be great to show off his strength? But we also have the female vocals to smooth that over.
Honestly, it’s probably not that deep but I got so invested in that concept, squinting while listening to music all “could I see Bruce dance to this???”
Either way. I just want that moment where the team has to watch Bruce absolutely KILL it at the pole. Like…they didn’t think the man’d be that expressive? He’s having fun, he’s enjoying himself and it’s obvious in the way he moves. Also watching him just be sensual is? Big surprise. Not a bad one, of course. But who knew the guy could DO that?! All body rolls and splits and strong thighs…very impressive. Extreme self-control but make it incredibly sensual?
And apart from the fact that he’s a good dancer, he’s also just got a very nice body. Tiny waist, strong thighs, nice ass, nice tits. Just…We’ve got some aliens salivating.
To go just…a tiny bit further – enjoying the dance is one thing, but there’s something to be said about enjoying the fact that you’re being watched, you know? Our man is putting on a show. He knows exactly how sexy he’s being and what he’s doing to the people watching him, and that bleeds into his moves and his expressions as well. There’s a good deal of teasing involved, a whole lot of unspoken promises. “Look at me, don’t I look good? Isn’t that a nice body? Wouldn’t you like to touch me? See how I’m touching my chest, how I’m running my hands down my body? Wouldn’t you like to do that? Wouldn’t you like to be the reason I arch my back like that?”
What I’m saying, of course, is that Bruce is having a VERY good time and it SHOWS. And I’m sure his performance gets the appreciation it deserves… 👀
This was SUCH a delight to think about and I hope this wasn’t too messy. I really got into it u.u thank you SO much for introducing me to this whole concept and I hope you enjoyed this…rambly mess haha
and with this i will try to shut the hell up <3 in all honesty i'm seated as fuck for the first two tiers and "i will check it out" is perhaps an understatement of interest (As If i'm gonna be wishywashy about js. or joong apparently) but. you know. had to draw lines somewhere. the "eh" tier is both stuff i'm unsure about and stuff idk enough about (ie: wu and muteluv). i'm tired of mafia plots and i don't have the best track record with ppw and as much as it hurts me for poddpapang reasons i'm not gonna watch the high school show. the last two need to die in hell as far as i'm concerned <3
I admit I don’t know what you mean by “** books” but if you are in need of a more “I’m in my late 20’s and sad” plot (or similar) I found most of the popular K-dramas on netflix to be great. It is not a book, I know and I’m sorry, but the characters are usually in their late 20’s or early/mid 30’s and having crisis after crisis, very refreshing, very relatable.
that's so sweet, darling, thank you for the rec! :) I don't have Netflix, but maybe looking into K-Drama would be fun! I've heard good things.
