#anyhow...

[uh-e-rinnie]

masterpiece, lose yourself

redraw

[sweetlikehypoglycemia]

/mindless rant

Men who think they're the fucking greatest thing since sliced bread because they tip their fedora and say "You don't need any work, you're perfect just as you are, you can be free, and just be naturally beautiful"

Thanks buddy. It took me years to look like this, a LOT of hard work, and some amount of money, but SURE, you sit back in your computer chair and pat yourself on the back as you disregard what it takes, just to give me some paltry-ass shitty compliment. There's nothing natural about burning layers of my skin off to be smooth and soft, or lifting until I can't walk up stairs properly for days so this ass stay fat. I'm so fucking sick of these totally mindless unthoughtful self congratulatory boobs getting mad in my DM's because I rather work hard to shape myself then bask in my own supposed 'natural glow'

[freshlysqueezedartist]

IM STARTING A NEW SERIES, PROMTS EVERYDAY TILL APRIL. PROMT 2;

HOUSEWEAR/PAJAMAS

i love this man.

Im gonna kiss him on the lips OMFG.

I <3 chuuya nakahara

I love you Mr beast ily forever nd ever (please tell me yall know what im talking abt)

[isuggestmadscience]

Greetings! I suggest mad science on posts for bloggers that I feel may benefit from becoming a mad scientist in training or from simply having mad science on their side.

Everything from necromancy, thirst for chemicals, a need to escape restrictive capitalistic society to become a studying hermit, dramatic homoerotic situationships that are ruined by one's god-defying hubris for science, and bodily modifications that might be a bit too striking for the oh-so delicate sensibilities of modern society gets covered here (AND MUCH, MUCH MORE)! If it can be improved upon (or worsened) in ways that are considerably taboo using science, then feel free to tag me in posts so I can suggest mad science! We need more dedicated members of the field, after all!

I also suggest asking me things since I do askbox promotion as a side-hustle. A mad scientist has to get funding SOMEHOW.

- Sometimes so busy with very time-consuming experiments that bouts of long-term inactivity are frequent! Just a heads-up.

- It/Its or any neopronouns related to science, chemicals, medicine, et cetera; besides that, you will refer to me as doctor or any variations of it ONLY. More biodiverse nicknames demand approval.

- Esteemed doctor in lawbreaking and in spirit rather than through bourgeoisie-funded "educational institutions" of greed

- Self-taught in each and every field you can imagine (including ones that you cannot imagine as you are sadly not privy to my boundless intellect and tales of the eldritch)

- Firm believer in the revival of protosciences

- Alchemy truther

- Dabbling in galvanism

- Neurodivergent, neurologist, neurotic, and notably neurotoxic (it's a long story)

- Social pariah and soon-to-be martyr

- LOVES hearing passionate scientists rant

- Former burnout gifted kid turned adrenaline-driven gifted adult

- Chemical chugger and connoisseur

- Proud parent/caretaker of multiple creations, all of which I would gladly make social media profiles for if I didn't have to hide them away for their own safety.

- 135 IQ (My only resume point.)

- Post-human enough to be above mankind, just human enough to humiliate gods when I surpass them (which I have done multiple times and I assure you that God has a mana bounty over my head and that is the ONLY reason some of my experiments have been failures as of late)

DNI - SUPPORTERS AND/OR MEMBERS OF ANY ETHICS COMMITTEE WHATSOEVER*, QUOTE UNQUOTE "MAD SCIENTISTS" WHO ARE FUNDED BY FOOLISH GOVERNMENT INSTITUTIONS, THE BOURGEOISIE, COPS, DEADBEAT CREATORS** AS WELL AS THEIR APOLOGISTS, THE RICH***, AND CORRUPT MAD SCIENTISTS WHO GATEKEEP RESOURCES.

*Exceptions for ethics committees that consist of members who have been thoroughly involved in any experiments related to cloning, hypnosis, memetic changing, and mind-alteration under the supervision of a committed mad scientist.

**We learn from the mistakes of our ancestors, such as the (in)famous Victor Frankenstein, and one of the only ethics involved in mad science is NOT ABANDONING YOUR CREATIONS; those are YOUR responsibility to take care of lest you waste valuable scientific opportunities. If you abandon one and they kill your loved ones, that is ON YOU. In fact, I'd encourage them to kill more! If you really can't take care of an experiment, there are numerous resources for fostering them or handing them away that you can fall back on to give your creation a healthy life.

***Unless you would...perhaps be willing to become a mysterious beneficiary for a very talented prodigical doctor fallen on hard times...🥺

Farewell, and remember: DO IT FOR SCIENCE!

(Random unimportant mod info below the cut)

The little numbers tagged on suggestions are merely to count how many suggestions suggested. I don't add them on non-suggestion posts.

Also, I'm a kid. I don't care who interacts. The DNI thing up above can be broken for silly interactions since it is satire and is there to drive character mostly.

Directory tags can be seen in this blog's featured tags/search bar. On mobile so mod doesn’t really know how it works for computer users. Mod's bad.

DMs will also be in-character unless mod had a reason to speak normally. (That being: sensitive topic or you specifically ask me to talk normally) mod doesnt really wanna tell anyone its main blog. Itd ruin the magic—mod mean the totally real mad science. mmh. If you do have a suspicion about mods identity, mod would rather you not state it publicly; please and thank you.

Though mod does love science and tries to do research before stating anything about the processes and such, this is still a sci-fi (aka science fiction) blog so there will be a lot of truth-stretching and fictional, made-up nonsense. not really real reality. The minute amount of research done is just a basis for whatever mod says instead of a scientific truth, please remember that. if you would like mod to explain something accurately about science then you should explicitly state that! mod would be glad to give it a shot.

also mod is neurodivergent on multiple levels and a lot of the eccentric personality im pushing here is debatable levels of inaccurate. there is a lot of overlapping personality disorders and

mod does not check the dni of anybody following them. it does not care for the most part and it will not state many divisive things on this blog anyhow so your interactions are up to you.

mod is inconsistent and may slack on answering asks, dms, reblogs, or posting in general. again, personality disorders and more.

[loregoddess]

what's that phenomena where it's like, "this story was so formative to certain aspects of a subculture that it gets referenced and imitated, sometimes redefining narrative tropes and archetypes, so much so that fans of the newer stories built with and off these references and imitations don't realize it, because they haven't encountered the original source story" like, does that phenomena have a name? asking for me.

[stabbyfoxandrew]

okay

survived the hair cut and i look so faggy now (positive)

[bbael]

Ladies keep me in your thoughts and prayers tonight so tomorrow I may get hours at a cool hs with a nice environment and responsible directors that see that I get paid 🥹

[afragmentcastadrift]

A moon covered in red clouds, in storms and jagged lightning. Red storms in dreams, ill portents and whispers of curses - beware the Ruidus born. And a slow, subtle shift in magic... a thinning of the walls, the veils, the gates between planes, pieces of the Feywild clutched by mortal hands.

Energy cannot be destroyed, only altered. So what if, just what if, when leylines were shifted oh so long ago, the Titans were not slain but displaced, shunted high and away, through planes and stars, to finally land, shattered and weakened, on a distant moon. Primordial energy that became dormant in its splintered state, but infinitesimally slow, at the pace of colossal creation, began to pulse, pulling close all its pieces, stitching them together with crimson thread. And the clouds began to flare red with steady sonambulistic breath.

What if, just what if, the storms are quickening as the time of waking draws near?