You're just jealous that my super cool and highly professional labcoat is blowing in the wind and yours isn't.
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You're just jealous that my super cool and highly professional labcoat is blowing in the wind and yours isn't.
The doctor is in and also out! Of the closet! The doctor is queer! Granted, we all knew this, but it is pride month and this doctor forgot to wish everyone a happy pride on the first day of June!
Happy pride, everybeing! Go get a close friend of the same gender to accompany you as you secretly perform experiments behind their back and end up sabotaging yourselves—as is the way of the true mad scientist!
I wish I brought my notebook to do drawings with...
There needs to be an ACTUALLY white hand emoji. Not skin white, I mean one in a glove. Black and blue latex ones would also work. Maybe leather ones, too.
See, I had to edit mine on myself, same with my goggles and vial. Look at how much detail I put into the creases of the glov—oh stars, I completely forgot about those crusty outlines. Goddamnit. I...need to fix that...later...
Greetings! I suggest mad science on posts for bloggers that I feel may benefit from becoming a mad scientist in training or from simply having mad science on their side.
Everything from necromancy, thirst for chemicals, a need to escape restrictive capitalistic society to become a studying hermit, dramatic homoerotic situationships that are ruined by one's god-defying hubris for science, and bodily modifications that might be a bit too striking for the oh-so delicate sensibilities of modern society gets covered here (AND MUCH, MUCH MORE)! If it can be improved upon (or worsened) in ways that are considerably taboo using science, then feel free to tag me in posts so I can suggest mad science! We need more dedicated members of the field, after all!
I also suggest asking me things since I do askbox promotion as a side-hustle. A mad scientist has to get funding SOMEHOW.
- Sometimes so busy with very time-consuming experiments that bouts of long-term inactivity are frequent! Just a heads-up.
- It/Its or any neopronouns related to science, chemicals, medicine, et cetera; besides that, you will refer to me as doctor or any variations of it ONLY. More biodiverse nicknames demand approval.
- Esteemed doctor in lawbreaking and in spirit rather than through bourgeoisie-funded "educational institutions" of greed
- Self-taught in each and every field you can imagine (including ones that you cannot imagine as you are sadly not privy to my boundless intellect and tales of the eldritch)
- Firm believer in the revival of protosciences
- Alchemy truther
- Dabbling in galvanism
- Neurodivergent, neurologist, neurotic, and notably neurotoxic (it's a long story)
- Social pariah and soon-to-be martyr
- LOVES hearing passionate scientists rant
- Former burnout gifted kid turned adrenaline-driven gifted adult
- Chemical chugger and connoisseur
- Proud parent/caretaker of multiple creations, all of which I would gladly make social media profiles for if I didn't have to hide them away for their own safety.
- 135 IQ (My only resume point.)
- Post-human enough to be above mankind, just human enough to humiliate gods when I surpass them (which I have done multiple times and I assure you that God has a mana bounty over my head and that is the ONLY reason some of my experiments have been failures as of late)
DNI - SUPPORTERS AND/OR MEMBERS OF ANY ETHICS COMMITTEE WHATSOEVER*, QUOTE UNQUOTE "MAD SCIENTISTS" WHO ARE FUNDED BY FOOLISH GOVERNMENT INSTITUTIONS, THE BOURGEOISIE, COPS, DEADBEAT CREATORS** AS WELL AS THEIR APOLOGISTS, THE RICH***, AND CORRUPT MAD SCIENTISTS WHO GATEKEEP RESOURCES.
*Exceptions for ethics committees that consist of members who have been thoroughly involved in any experiments related to cloning, hypnosis, memetic changing, and mind-alteration under the supervision of a committed mad scientist.
**We learn from the mistakes of our ancestors, such as the (in)famous Victor Frankenstein, and one of the only ethics involved in mad science is NOT ABANDONING YOUR CREATIONS; those are YOUR responsibility to take care of lest you waste valuable scientific opportunities. If you abandon one and they kill your loved ones, that is ON YOU. In fact, I'd encourage them to kill more! If you really can't take care of an experiment, there are numerous resources for fostering them or handing them away that you can fall back on to give your creation a healthy life.
***Unless you would...perhaps be willing to become a mysterious beneficiary for a very talented prodigical doctor fallen on hard times...🥺
Farewell, and remember: DO IT FOR SCIENCE!
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HEY!
Do YOU want to get in on some of that stabby knife action back in Ancient Rome? Wanna carve your mark in history? In Caeser's back?
Don't you wanna become a famed historical figure for Tumblrinas to project onto when they imagine themselves stabbing the bloody (literally) daylights out of a dictator?
Well, with the help of some hubris and a reasonably self-reliant, er...freelance scientist...neither you nor the Tumblrinas have to fantasize!
Have you perhaps considered commissioning a time travelling machine? Or making a near perfect copy of Caeser in a biovat? Or wanting a super new and inventive twist on twisting that knife to spice the assassination up a little bit?
...No? Well, uh...
...I have a suggestion anyway!
Reminder that even the most studious of mad scientists need at least a little bit of shut-eye to keep their bright minds working. Go to bed. 🫵
(Insert the sound of something clawing its way out of a grave and throwing themselves onto the grass, coughing up dirt.)
...I need to get back to the lab now.
[Meta explanation for absence: Exams, family drama, and numerous wounds—some self-inflicted—kept the mod busy and mentally drained. Back to mad science business as per usual.]
I feel SO good suggesting mad science again. I'm so in my element.