Calling All Insecure Men of Despair City!
Look at that sign!! Attached to a large amount of the buildings in this city is a very bright very Joseph-filled poster. On the front of the poster is Joseph Joestar making a very seductive (hopefully) pose, which would draw the eyes to the poster. On how the poster-creator was able to obtain this photo, they replied "How do you know I made it?". On Joseph's bara pectorals there reads: "CALLING ALL MEN OF DESPAIR CITY!" Many would think this wouldn't fit on Joseph's muscles, but those people have clearly not seen them. Anyway, under Joseph there is a solid paragraph of information.
"To the men of Despair City; have you ever wondered if there was a way to prove that you are the best of the best, WITHOUT killing someone? Well, look no further! Someone special in this city, not Monobear, has decided to hold a contest to prove which man in this city is the very best looking. Can you prove that you're better? Than send a message to MM#007 and let them know you're interested in participating! We are also looking for judges, and would very much enjoy if someone came forward and decided to participate, or judge our talented group of males!
Lastly, there is more to this contest than just a title! In fact, the winner will receive 150 Monocoins /and/ the title. Second will receive 50 Monocoins, and Third will receive a now out of stock Bunny Fur Earmufflers! So, have fun, and contact us at number 7!

















