#aortae

[acusis]

aortae replied to your post:being a lesbian must be so fucking hard

no post has ever been realer

ok im glad cos i was a lil worried about being offensive but damn ive never really thought about it til my friend was talking about her girlfriend and being like “but every lesbian in sydney knows her and all of our exes” and idk i guess its like any community where everyone knows each other and then all that other shit like when girls kiss each other in photos??? but theyre homophobic irl theres just too much to say tbh

[nepheloma]

aortae replied to your post: anonymous asked:you are ugly as h...

you’re cute af people are assholes when they don’t have to take responsibility

thank you!!!! :^) i guess they can say anything when they hide behind their screen lmao

i mean i never said im pretty anyway but why would someone feel the need to make me feel bad

[acusis]

dw im pretty sure it’s a troll account, i refuse...

i will gladly punch a bitch

<3 you're awesome. its cool i got their blog deleted or they blocked me hahahaha

[masooonderulo]

a picture of ur dog on a shirt. and in the picture ur dog is wearing a shirt w ur face on it

THIS IS THE BEST EVER U NAILED IT NOW ACTUALLY GET ME THAT AS A GIFT 

[masooonderulo]

aortae replied to your post: i’m so excited about going 2 ikea tomo...

WHAT THEF CUK I WANNA GO TO IKEA I’M SO JEALOUS

tbh i live 10mins from ikea but i hardly ever go but when i do boy o boy o boy do i lay on some BEDS

[masooonderulo]

aortae replied to your post: Read More →

go dressed as elsa and throw glitter on him and tell him it wasn’t a fucking costume this is u and he better accept it if he wants to father 75 children w u

thanks cosmo magazine for another MIGHty fine tip

cookiekwan replied to your post: Read More →

bae youre slaying big fan of you

"sorry for all the accidental slaying" an autobiography by yours truly

immafinnato replied to your post: Read More →

why are boys so extra oh my g od

I ASK MYSSELF THIS EVERY DAY and even moreso why do i still like them smh @ me

rubudubu replied to your post: Read More →

um no boys r shit date me

honestly what a power couple we would b no one would ever recover

[masooonderulo]

aortae replied to your post: i’m not sure about leo yet but he call...

SKYE IS LIKE A LIL PUPPY I LOVE HER

she is sooo important to me as a person and us as a nation w her pink puppy onesie and lil laugh and gOD 

[masooonderulo]

swag420yolo replied to your post: Ihsf d&m with a 24 yrs GLD and we...

this post is how I felt last night and now all of my clothes are soaking in the sink covered in puke and I hate my life

omg wEAK buddy i only have a bit of a headache but i'm not quite at eating food-stage yet but u need 2 gROW UP and probably eat maccas

aortae replied to your post: Ihsf d&m with a 24 yrs GLD and we...

ur the best drunk in the world

ur not wrong tbh and now hsm3 is on tv everything is comin up memeson