#apawcalypse

[offonaherosjourney]

how did the april fools boop day go for you ? Do you miss the boop?

I had a wonderful time! It was great fun, and I miss the boop SO MUCH!

I took this screenshot of my counter at some point because I wanted to have it as a memento, but then forgot to update it before it went away, so this wasn't even my boop o meter's final form! I miss it so much T_T

[hockpock]

starting to get into sunk cost fallacy

640 isn't that far from 1k, right?

i've already booped so much, i should keep it up right?

-it's a bad idea right?.mp3-

[offonaherosjourney]

This day should be remembered as the Apawcalypse

[offonaherosjourney]

After spending the entire day booping people, the last thing I expected was to go to bed and dream a whole ass murder mystery featuring a space station, a zombie scare, a doorbell plotwist and TWO Mean Girls cameos

[offonaherosjourney]

You fool, you miserable fiend. You’ve allowed me to figure out how to boop people and you’re the only one who I’ve been able to. You poor poor sucker.

Boop ahead! Also, wait until you find out about super boops hehe

[tanoi]

[sorbetjungle]

Beware Meowmageddon! We know, they’re cute and all, but they are dangerous. And they might bring about the end of the world! Or maybe they just want to knock a few dishes off the counter and get the occasional pet.  Want to risk it? You can get yours here.

[optimusmegatron]

It all makes sense

I finally know why cats all experience an extreme energy burst around 3 o'clock in the morning... they're training. They are preparing for the impending doom by keeping up their strengths and testing their abilities.

They're preparing for the A-paw-calypse.