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I just wanted to know if my mom specialized in a specific field of study in vet school and she proceeded to fucking eviscerate me

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#ape talks #game grumps #the grumps #arin hanson #dan avidan #skweezy jibbs

So I know next to nothing about the Percy Jackson series aside from the bare basics, but I did see the horrible 2010 movie, and all I want is for this scene from said film to be recreated in the series:

#ape talks #this scene has been living rent free in my head for the last 12 years #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson and the lightning thief #pjo

Far into the future, once I have passed on and arrive at heaven's pearly gates

God: Greetings my child; welcome! Now that you are here, is there anything you'd like to ask me? Anything at all!

Me: Why 12?

God: Excuse me?

Me: WHY WERE THERE 12 AIR BUD/BUDDIES MOVIES!?!

God: ...

Me: AND WHY WAS THE ORIGINAL 1997 FILM NEVER ON DISNEY+ !!??!!

God: Yeah I'm gonna have to ask you to leave

Me: *as I'm being dragged away by two angels* AND WHY DID YOU ALLOW 8 ALPHA AND OMEGA MOVIES TO BE MADE!? THE FIRST ONE WAS TERRIBLE, WHY LET 7 MORE COME TO LIGHT!?!?

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@pomodoko continues to be equal parts amused and horrified by me

#ape talks #texts #text conversations #don't hug me i'm scared #dhmis #dhmis red guy #don't hug me i'm scared red guy #red guy #foster's home for imaginary friends #fhfif #fhfif wilt #foster's home for imaginary friends wilt #osmosis jones #osmosis jones drix #drix #drixenol #drixenol koldreliff #slowly growing my harem of tall red humanoid-yet-not-quite-human characters

Me: I’m sick and tired of Disney’s “live action” adaptations of animated classics. It’s a cheap cash grab and lacks all of the heart and charm of the original films-

D*sney: *drops The Little Mermaid trailer starring Halle Bailey absolutely killing it*

Me:

#ape talks #the little mermaid #the little mermaid 2023 #halle bailey #I am first and foremost a mermaid lover #they’re my favorite mythical creature #have been since I was a wee bab #so this means A LOT to me #I can only imagine what it’s going to mean to all the black children who see it #seeing themselves on the big screen as a smart beautiful brave mermaid

Apparently he wants us to eat with our bare hands 🤷

#ape talks #cat #cat video #he does this every time we open the silverware drawer #Every. Time.#his name is Sméagol btw #in case anyone is curious

Just a heads up, I’ve changed my username from ArtisticApe to PinkiePiehole

#ape talks #figured I should make an official post notifying you guys #seeing as how I’ve had the same username since I first made this blog back in 2012

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